The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)

According the the Maddow show, the equipment is already being destroyed. Amazing how fast they can move when they’re working for Putin.

Fuck. That’s GOT to be illegal. Those planes are not his to destroy, they are the property of the American people, and so is the surveillance equipment. Just as he had no right to destroy his translator’s notes after the meeting with Putin.

It’s no more illegal than McNamara’s order to destroy the tools and dies used to create the Blackbird. (And for that alone I hope there’s a hell that McNamara is burning in.)

A little late, but I thought it worth mentioning that the Mooch thinks Trump might retreat to Scotland to lick his wounds.

Which makes sense - I mean, he should be perfectly safe there…

Oh…

There are these people, bad, bad people, not a lot of people know this, but they call them Triads, and they brought the Wuhan Virus in from China. We need to stop China before they can bring in their nuclear triads.

Hands up, everybody who believes that Trump wrote that all by himself.

*crickets* :cricket: :cricket: :cricket:

When I searched the emojis for crickets, I got the insect and also a cricket bat. :sunglasses:

Not only do I not think he wrote it, I don’t believe he knows “he” posted it.

The phrase “our case STRONGLY continues” is bad grammar, so he might have had a hand in it.

A very small hand.

Yeah, but I can’t believe that he could ever come up with “…with regard to initial protocols…”

Nope. No way.

First Lady Melania is bitching about Christmas decorations. I guess nobody could come up with things like a hallway filled with Blood-Red Christmas Trees every year:

I think a hallway full of black dwarf Christmas trees would be appropriate for this year. Knee-high to Donnie.

I guess they could create those by lopping the tops off of regular-sized trees and then piling the discarded trunks all round to visually demonstrate the way Donnie shoots the finger at once-living things from the natural world.

And all the decorations should be flat black, too. Nothing shiny. No gold or glitter. No fake rhinestones or white drapey fabric. Dark, dark, dark. The lights could be smoky gray so you feel like you’re in deep smog.

Yeah, I think that would accurately show Mel’s Christmas spirit.

I don’t really care. Do u?

Trump: People won’t be saying “Happy Holidays” when I’m President!
Reporter: What will they say?
Melania: Fuck Christmas!

Trump’s top election lawyer and his wife both knowingly voted illegally. Therefore, the lawyer insists that all of Wisconsin’s absentee ballots must be invalidated.

Your Honor, in order to show that all absentee ballots must be thrown out, here is proof that I voted illegally.

In the strictest pedantic sense, the construction is grammatically sound. The problem lies in the fact that the word “strongly” is not part of the English language. It simply does not exist. No one uses that word. Literally no one.

This is a whoosh, right? Nobody uses it that way but the word “strongly” is used all the time.

I strongly encourage you to search harder for examples.

“I strongly encourage you to search harder more hardly for examples.” :stuck_out_tongue:

Just feeling silly.