The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)

Huh? First, the sentence quoted is fine. I see nothing wrong with it. Second, of course “strongly” is a word. Why wouldn’t it be? I’ve heard it and used it often in constructions like “I strongly encourage you to …” Am I perhaps being whooshed? It’s in every online dictionary I’ve checked. It shows up 30 times in Shakespeare’s work. It even shows up thrice in Chaucer’s “Canterbury Tales.” Lo, it is a legitimate locution.

Stock market does well. Trump takes credit.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-brags-about-dow-30-000-at-surprise-news-conference-leaves-after-a-minute/ar-BB1bk0Cc

I don’t suppose it ever occurred to him that the market is euphoric at his imminent demise…but whatever gets you through the night, Donnie.

This is classic
https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1331077065475493894?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1331077065475493894|twgr^|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.macrumors.com%2Fthreads%2F2020-election-voter-fraud-thread.2265639%2Fpage-28

Laura something-or-other-angular says “… you’ve known me for a long time now and you know by now that I will not lie to you or simply tell you what you want to hear …

and we spend the next half hour cleaning up spilt beverages as she continues to assault us with bullshit.

I strongly suggest you check some dictionaries. Merriam-Webster or Cambridge are good places to start…

Sovereign non-citizens! :wink:

Not only that, but “country” is capitalized – twice. Capitalizing words incorrectly and randomly or as a method of emphasis is characteristic of the illiterate writing of Trump and similar imbeciles. My guess is he wrote out some incomprehensible gibberish with a Sharpie and some semi-literate staff partially cleaned it up. His idea was just to make sure he got credit and praise for starting the inevitable transition, and the staff’s objective was to turn it into a sort of English.

What the shit?

Bingo.

And ~

The hooker from Slovenia has the difficult duty to tell one of her personal assistants to arrange Christmas décor.

Shitter’s always full with that guy.

Nah, that’s how the people who do his tweets for him imitate his “style” (gawd, I hate to call it that). Just capitalize the words he usually capitalizes, use all-caps and exclamation points for emphasis, etc. Simple to do if you know how to write. Maybe @Smapti does it for extra income; he’s exceptionally good at it.

You just know the ones with the least seniority are going to get stuck with this one:

Secret Service members asked about protecting soon-to-be-former president Trump full time in Florida: Sources (yahoo.com)

Heh heh! Nice one!

Guys.

The clusterfuck… it’s ending. And you can tell because Melania is just completely and totally out of fucks to give about even the ceremonial aspects of her role as First Lady:

@asahi are you searching for your true identity or just trying to keep us on our toes?

That is freaking hilarious.

But can we still max out the 10,000 posts by noon on Jan. 20? It’ll take almost 51 posts per day.

Fifty one posts per day.
One post at a time.
WE CAN DO THIS!

I believe he does not know how to do stuff on his phone at all. He scrawls his tweets out on the bathroom tile with a beloved sharpie, then points the phone at it and some very specialized handwriting recognition software reads the barely legible mess and tries to convert it into ascii text that is vaguely comprehensible. Its Herculean efforts at parsing and correction are why some tweets seem to make more sense than others. Streaks from where the tiles were wiped clean mere add color to the gibberish.

Okay, but they have to be legit beefs about the clusterfuck. Not space wasters like this one!

But can we criticize each other for space-wasting posts? I mean, Discourse does not count verbiage, only how many posts there are.