This just in:
Great news! My one great wish is to see the orange shitstain forcibly removed. Unfortunately I think Biden and the Secret Service have too much class to actually show it, but it will be a delight to hear about it, and I can just replay it in my mind, over and over again.
Whatever he says, Trump doesn’t have the courage to try to stay in the White House beyond January 20. His instinct to make as big a mess as possible will be overcome by his personal cowardice. He’ll make a big bluff, then slink out in the middle of the night sometime before the deadline.
My personal preference is that he refuses to leave, pulls a pistol, and gets gunned down like Nixon did.
I’m envisioning the stupid: DumpsterFire gathers the brownshirts proud boys to surround the White House saying it’s a mandate to continue. The siege continues until food deliveries are found to be dildos and barrels of lube. The cretins slowly slink off. I give it TWO WEEKS. Biden and Harris get the place treated for hazmat and damage. Finally getting in on or about 1 March.
Proud Boys’ Fuhrer leader, standing in front of the gates that CFSG had set in front of the White House: “They’re going to have to go right over us to get in there to remove our President!”
Footage of helicopters as they fly right over the siege line and set down on the lawn.
PBFL: “Shit… Didn’t think of that.”
Carting off all of the fixtures from the White House.
But they take the dildos and lube.
It was great to see that fellowship and solidarity among the press.
I’ve been reading the comments on the OAN website off and on. You want to talk about people who are totally out of touch? The comments on that site would be hilarious if they weren’t so frighteningly depressing.
Trump would never know that he has lost security clearance unless Putin tells him.
Or Warden Norton at least.
The Individual campaign paid $3 million to do recounts in Milwaukee and Dane Counties, Wisconsin. The count is completed in Milwaukee County, and Biden picked up 132 votes.
Damn but Biden drives a hard bargain.
Hear, hear. I’d pay to see that on live TeeVee. Well, not a lot. Maybe 15, no, 10 bucks or so.
Can I watch it live and then pay in two weeks?
Tuesday
That’s nearly $23,000.00 per vote. That Soros guy has some deep pockets. Where do I sign up?
Wait. What? DumpsterFire’s campaign paid for them. Wow, that’s really advanced multi-dimensional chess right there.
Hell of a deal 45 made there.
He knows the art.
Looks like a finger painting by a two-year-old.