All they could carry maybe, but what mover is going to take the job?
“Hello, Bekins? This is the best president ever. I’d like three trucks with crews at 1600 Pennsylvania avenue on January 19th. I’ll pay two weeks after the job is done.”
“That’d be a no thank you, Mr. Trump.”
He might be able to round up some MAGAts by promising them Cabinet posts when he is re-elected in 2024.
Or… get all those gun-totin’, camo-wearing dudes with dem big ol’ pickup trucks and create a long line of them in front of the WH. More of them inside making an almost-human chain stripping the place bare and loading up the trucks to Mar-a-Lago. A caravan. People will line the streets like the 1,700 miles of mourners did to watch Abraham Lincoln’s funeral train go by.
I kinda wonder if, after he has looted what he wants to take, if he’ll vacate the premises and open the gates for his MAGA supporters to take their turn.
We did that when I moved my mom from her tiny apartment in California to bring her to assisted living in Texas. I packed what I could, then we let the neighbors take whatever they wanted. Then I had a company called 1-800-GOTJUNK clear out the rest (we were long gone by then). I could vote for this if Donnie were moving to assisted living. He probably needs a Memory Care Unit. The rest of us need a Forgetting Care Unit…
Difference is, the stuff in the White House is not Donnie’s to give away.
Who’s gonna tell him? The same people who are afraid to tell him he lost the election?
It does make you wonder… if guys in official-ish looking jumpsuits started carrying out furniture, paintings, sculptures, dishes, and loading them into official-ish trucks, would anyone stop them? Would anyone run up and shout, “NO! NO! You can’t take those things!!”
Donnie can peddle them on his new news/shopping/talk/variety TV network. Give QVC a run for their money! And he will be the on-air spokesthing! He can play the air accordion ('cause he’s so good at it!) and hawk the goods: “Here’s a picture of one of our past presidents… don’t know which one, but does it matter?? Hang him anywhere in your home! If someone asks who it is, just say ‘President Adams.’ There were a few of those. No one will ever know!”
Dunno about you guys, but got up this morning and we are not at war with Iran. So, my day is made.
The day is young, grasshopper.
Ya likin’ this rain? I’m loving it!
My two year old niece made finger paintings that were better looking than anything Trump has ever sponsored. Even the original Trump Tower is made in a style almost custom suited to me but I still dislike it, to say nothing about his love for gold plating.
I can’t seem to get to it using a browser, but my daughter shared an Apple News article to the effect that Trump is seriously contemplating a rally around the time of the inauguration (perhaps competing with the inauguration itself). He insists that the networks will focus on him, because Joe Biden is “boring.”
All about the ratings, isn’t it, Donnie? In any case, I, for one, welcome our new boring overlords.
He’s welcome to the bust of his hero, the Genocidal Jackson.
That’s what I don’t get. Trump’s a TV guy, right? Doesn’t he understand that unless you’re selling advertising, or being paid by someone who’s selling advertising, the concept of “ratings” is utterly meaningless?
Trump’s ego (in Levi Stubbs’ voice): “Feed me, Donnie!” That’s all you need to get.
Noooo… “ratings” mean people lurve you!!
Ask me how I know – nearly two months ahead of time – that the crowds at Trump’s rally will be yuuuuge – the biggest crowds in the history of the world – millions in attendance, a hundred times – nay, a thousand times – bigger than the handful attending Sleepy Joes’s fake inauguration! 
(Back here in the real world, I hope that for security reasons Trump is denied a permit to hold one of his Nazi rallies in DC during Inauguration Day. He can feel free to hold it in Moscow, though, which may actually be much more convenient for him.)
Obviously a good businessman. HIRED!!
The inauguration will be under COVID restrictions, whereas Trump doesn’t give a shit. So unfortunately a Trump rally would probably have bigger crowds.
Apparently one of the themes under consideration is kicking off his 2024 campaign (to the extent that it hasn’t been kicked off already). That’d provide plenty of opportunity to extract boocoo bucks from the yokels.
Remember the old adage: the Sharpie is mightier than the “facts.”
That would surprise me for two reasons:
1—by January 20 a lot of Trump fans will have been either killed or too sickened by COVID-19 to travel to a rally, and
2—Trump will be charging a hefty admission price to his rally, and a lot of the fans still healthy enough to attend will have trouble coming up with the price of the tickets.
My guess is that to get a camera-friendly impression of ‘filled to capacity,’ Trump will have to rent a fairly small venue. I’d suggest the smaller banquet room at the Broken Bow, Nebraska Elks Club, AKA Lodge 1688. It’s about 15’ by 25’. Donny should be able to make it look full, by use of careful camera angles.