The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)

I actually like the idea for a park like that, at least as far as what I’m envisioning anyway. The college I went to had bronze “slice of life” statues in the public spaces that I liked. For example, a woman sitting on a bench with her daughter reading a book. Another one had a man playing with a dog. There were others but it’s been a long time since I saw them but they all kind of captured moments of nostalgia that always made me feel a little calmer and happier as I passed them.

What I’m picturing with this park is something similar - a beautiful garden intended to stroll around filled with life sized (not monuments) statues of notable American citizens who have accomplished something significant in their vocations.

His list is actually not half bad even if I’d argue about a few names on there. But overall it seems to get a slice of American life from famous figures, politicians, liberators, artists, athletes, writers, entertainers, businesspeople, and scholars. I really do think spending some time walking around, looking at those statues and reading about their lives (most likely this would be a fully multimedia experience nowadays) would be effective at telling an American story from the eyes of notable citizens.

Memphis has 100 tigers (of course). Pictures from before they were placed around the city:

He’s leaving an hour before the inauguration? Hmmm…

What if…

They stage a swearing in for him, on the plane, and he lands to cheering crowds and claims to now be THE President!

Huh? Huh? What about that hey? A hot mess? Or everybody laughs and moves on?

No brand. Those must be Mavericks.

Giuliani won’t represent Trump in the impeachment trial, because he’ll be serving as a witness. And in a clear sign of his ongoing descent into mental incapacity, he issued the following statement:

Ethics? Giuliani? Clearly he’s lost it.

I’m still stumbling on Facebook and Twitter posts from true believers who think that there is some grand plan that will see Trump sworn in for his second term on Wednesday.

Woody Guthrie is on it. He wrote a song called Old Man Trump about Fred’s racist housing policies.

After taking the oath, “Biden” will rip off the latex mask revealing it’s actually Trump encased in a highly constricting body suit while the band plays the Mission Impossible theme.

I thought it started in Chicago. With cows. L.A. did it with angels 20 (?) years ago. I didn’t know it caught on in so many other cities. Cool!

ETA: I looked it up…it was exactly 20 years ago that the angel statues were started in Los Angeles.

I have a miniature of the “Starry Night” cow on my bookcase in the living room.

“Ozymandias was a loser. I like god-kings whose statues didn’t fall down.”

Cow Parade is actually incorporated in West Hartford, Ct, about a mile from where I live. We’ve had a couple of events here in town, and still have some artistic cows around. They give cow models to local artists who decorate them. Get some interesting results.

You know very well that is not what the “J” stands for.

Speaking of which, I hear he is going to hop on Angel One and fly to West Palm Beach at 11am on Wednesday – I wonder if the flight crew can gin up some technical problem that will take them an hour to fix.

Or they have a minor glitch that forces/allows them to land in McBee, South Carolina. “Okay, that ‘Check Engine’ light is off now, but gee, it’s after noon now, so… we’re heading back to DC. Goodbye, Mr. Trump.”

He was (born in Subury, Ontario), but he became a naturalized U.S. citizen in 1998.

that is like trying to pick the gravy outta your poutine

I would like him to still be on the plane at 12:01pm. Then the flight plan can be amended to divert to Guantanamo.

There were a series of street pianos in Boston one year, each with a different artist’s treatment. I forget where, but another city lured 40 or so artists to take a fiberglass-cast horse, paint or otherwise finish it however they pleased, and then put the ponies all over town.

Santa Rosa, CA and surrounding burbs have molded fiberglas statues of Peanuts characters (mostly Charlie Brown and Snoopy) around town, painted up in various carnival colors.

(Charles Schulz, cartoonist of Peanuts, lived in nearby Sebastopol for substantially his whole life.)

DC already did it in 2002 with an exhibit called Party Animals. There were 100 donkeys and 100 elephants all around the city that were auctioned for charity. Meanwhile, the Green Party complained that they were not represented.