The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)

The report is he intends to land at PBI at 11am. So he’d have to take off from Andrews around nine-ish.

I’m sure the people involved are too professional to deliberately muck about to make it so he’s not airborne until 10:30. OTOH if some lone wolf found a way I would not report him/her.

The list includes American hero Alfred Hitchcock (?!?), John Neumann and John von Neumann.

I’m figuring that just as Biden reaches his hand out over the bible to take the oath, Justice Roberts slips a pair of hand cuffs out of his robes, cuffs him and says “You sir, are under arrest for treason! Get-em boys!” Then the 20,000 Troops that have been assigned to the capitol area all turn as one and arrest everyone in the audience for Child molestation, cannibalism and worst of all being a liberal. Finally Trump walks up the stage to take a specially prepared oath that makes him president for life.

This whole ploy of pretending to lose the election was just to collect all of the turncoats together in one place. five-dimensional chess, boys, five-dimentional chess.

What, no Alfred E. Neuman?

Wow. Sounds like Obama might’ve left him a little booby trap note. People that I would never given a Presidential Medal of Freedom to!

I wouldn’t worry about him.

Chicago had cows one year. Also geese. And horses.

The cow thing has apparently happened in a lot of cities around the world at this point.

Highland, Indiana had ducks one year.

Griffith, Indiana had mini train engines.

Here is a list from Wikipedia, which I’m sure only captures a fraction of what’s been done by this point.

Tel Aviv had bulls in 2005, and then globes a couple of years later.

There is a (very, very) small town in my county that has a tick festival. Yes the insect. Now I’m not aware of lots of ticks where I live, or that they are any type of problem.

Sooo… one year we had a fiberglass tick painting contest.

I see some people have read a lot more of the statue list than I have. I stopped when I got to Swedish actress Ingrid Bergman.

As we enter the last full day of the Trump Error, I invite you to take a stroll through the graveyard, because Everyone Trump Touches Dies.

…not an insect.

Spoon!

The concept of the Cow Parade originated in Zurich, Switzerland, in 1998. The first one in the US was apparently in Chicago in 1999. I first saw one in New York City in 2000.

This is not that far from what they are spreading - excpt that Justice Roberts is part of the cabal as well.

This needs to go in the Pit rather than the Quarantine Zone. An article about Biden’s plan, which just highlights all the obvious things that the Trump administration didn’t do. It’s a race between getting widespread vaccination implemented to slow the spread and the more transmissible mutant strains taking hold. We’re going to lose that race because of Trump. In fact, we’re going to lose the race because we have this ridiculous lame duck period after the election - imagine what could have been done if Biden had taken over on November 4th.

Order 666.

And yet there will be virulent (excuse the expression) opposition to this simple, non-threatening, common sense approach.

  • National coordination-- SOCIALISM! The feds taking over! Violating our individual liberties!
  • Urging us to wear masks? See previous answers.
  • Contact tracing? Big Brother ain’t gonna track me! I’ve got rights!
  • Lockdown? No one can make me!
  • Vaccine? Not me-- I don’t trust Bill Gates. He’s behind the vaccines, you know.

I think most people will be deeply relieved to see some leadership in this vital area, and I hope to God Congress can get out of Biden’s way. Fingers crossed.

The GOP with continue to hinder Biden’s efforts and then, when they work anyway, will claim that all successes were Trump’s doing.

And, to the extent that they don’t work, blame Biden for failing to follow up on Trump’s brilliant success against the pandemic.