His thread will die, though. Only 44 posts left to auto-lick.
S-l-l-u-u-u-r-r-p-p-p-p!
3 behind Broomstick.
… 2, really.
Thelma, you have 6% of the posts in this thread.
(1)
The end is closer than that. You aren’t counting the deleted posts, so the actual count is 11 more. Your post, for example, was #9967.
The end is nigh
Looking forward to the next thread: "Holy Crap! How Can We Still Be Dealing with a Trump Clusterfuck? "
So ready for this thread to end and the next one to begin!
…which is how the Bog of Eternal Stench began!
Well, That About Wraps it Up for Clusterfuck
This thread has been like the office guy who showed up a few years ago, you kinda like him because he’s soooo easy to razz on, kinda don’t because deep down he really is an asshole, but you’re glad he got demoted out of your department back to paper clip sorting.
Like Shredder Guy!
I’m still not padding my posts.
It’s more like whoring my posts at this point.
Would that actually be possible? After all, there are guards at Arlington.
Just getting my $0.02 in before the thread close down 
How many (recent) dead presidents are buried at Arlington (for some reasonable value of “recent”, like maybe Post-WWII)? Reagan isn’t there – he’s on a hilltop in Simi Valley.
It seems that it’s just Kennedy and Taft.
I can help with getting the thread to 10,000. Like this post.
More seriously, will Trump be a significant factor in 2024? Or will he be yesterday’s news, as Hillary Clinton turned out to be?
And proud OF it!
(Is that a lot?)
Let’s be sure to give ThelmaLou the honor of the last post.
I doubt it’s flexible enough to do that.