The mayor of Oakland is thinking along the same lines:
No, no, no. You give them the printers and overcharge them for the ink.
Pillows supposedly invented because the huckster couldn’t figure out how to keep his down pillow from flattening.
It’s simple. Goslings don’t compact like down does.
Well, that’s the norm, right? Where’s the trumpian innovation in that? 
He’ll still claim that no one ever thought of it.
You slap a big TRUMP logo on it. Seems to be the pattern, right?
The problem with Trump Toner is that it only comes in orange.
He couldn’t figure out how to shake out a pillow??? I have down pillows and love them.
And anyway, everyone knows you don’t get down from an elephant.
I couldn’t get up on an elephant 
No, the solution is to have Mike Lindell come into your bedroom and hold your pillow all night so it retains its perfect supportive position.
But he’s said he’s not going to to that ( he only does that for one special person ), so if you can’t figure out how to work your regular non-magic pillow you have to buy his.
Note: If this post doesn’t make sense then you haven’t seen that one commercial.
And thank your lucky stars! 
I think I’m getting the gist of it.
Incompetence and malice often go hand in hand.
Not necessarily referring to you or anyone here, but there’s a common assumption that authoritarian types are competent or that they need to be smart or cunning. But a lot of times, they’re just opportunistic, and it’s not uncommon for an authoritarian to capitalize on his own incompetence.
Trump and the GOP are capitalizing on the failure of capitalism and the failure of their own government to rein in capitalism’s excesses. And when they’re out of power, they use whatever legalistic and political mechanisms they can to thwart any attempts to enact change. Their propaganda machine misinforms an already frustrated and cynical public.
It’s solid Gold (colored) ink, that really gives the printouts that Trumpian “Quality” image, that clearly adds value. You’ll feel richer every time you read Trump’s immortal quotes, “I take no responsibility at all!”, “Person, man, woman, … camera … TV!”
Of course I remember! Sam Jaffe, Mars, Venus, asterisk, Jesus, lazy eight! Doesn’t make any damn sense, but I remember!
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