The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

It actually occurred to me that as far as Trump is concerned hyperinflation might be the best thing for the economy. The trade deficit would plummet since no Americans could afford fore gin goods, the stock market would sky rocket which is what he always points to in his speeches, and on a personal level (which is obviously the most important measure) the debt that is holding him down would go poof and he would finally be able to legitimatize his claims of being a billionaire.

In fact that could be his slogan “Make every American a Billionaire”

Trumpelthinskin, for whom every day is Festivus day:

Womp womp…

Intellectual Elite. Liberal Elite.

Moral Elite.

You can’t buy class, Donny.

Average Job Creation per Month, since the Great Recession ended (source: Bureau of Labor Statistics)

2010 87.8
2011 174.2
2012 179.3
2013 191.8
2014 250.4
2015 226.0
2016 195.3
2017 182.3
2018 207.4

So much for “Trump is better at creating jobs than Obama!”

And the Dow is about exactly where it was 6 months ago.

So if FavreCo is making money, he’s doing it on a printing press in his basement.

Trump is sending military lawyers to the border to prosecute immigration cases. JAGs are not trained in immigration law and have no background in prosecuting such cases.

FWIW, I’m having a dynamite 2018 in my investments, but that’s because things like NFLX and AMZN are on a tear, which is nought to do with Trump.

Maybe he’s got stock in juvenile detention centers.

As someone acquainted with FavreCo from another board, let me assure anyone who might be in doubt that his sole reason for participating on message boards is to drag anyone he can down into the name-calling mud with him. He loves it down there, the texture, the smell, the taste of those little troll-turds stuck in his teeth. He’ll wallow down there as long as libruls deign to crawl down there and rassle with him.

I suspect that he will find your facts unconvincing.

Gated communities and for-profit prisons, for those who are not burdened with scruple. I would, but I have to shave.

Melania delivered a strong message to the victims of her husband’s cruelty. A message of not giving a shit.

Good for you for staying above the fray.

If Amazon is doing well, it’s in spite of Trump’s best efforts.

My reaction was the same, but Chris Hayes said it better:

Warning: not the Onion.

I seriously had to quadruple check what site I was on when I clicked on that. Had to sit and think for a minute if Business Insider was a parody site.

If this wasn’t on purpose, it may be the single most tone deaf thing I’ve ever seen. Some have pointed out that this is a 39 dollar jacket. Not her usual price range.

When it come to her clothes, the first lady is infamous for not making the best choices.

I know this kind of response is predictable, nonfalsifiable, and unhelpful, but I can’t help myself. Imagine that Michelle Obama, on her way to visit the center of a political shitstorm, had worn a jacket that said “I really don’t care. Do U?” Just. Fucking. Imagine.