The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Well, when I #choosekind, I hope I’m buying some choice kind bud.

If West Side Story was written in hashtags.

There are plenty of Democrats that actually do own guns and enjoy target shooting. But the thing is, we are better with money.

I today’s Pittsburgh shooting, President Chump says the outcome would be different if the synagogue had only had an armed guard.

Admittedly, that would create a heckuva lot of jobs, hiring an armed guard for every single building in America. :rolleyes:

And all the parking lots, and all the streets, and all their open spaces . . . .
Tragically, a great many Americans have faith in their guns, and just like their faith in their god, they will not question their faith, because for them faith trumps facts and reason. For them their faith is sacred.

Same as Trump thumps facts and reason.

PREDICTION: Chump will whine about this taking away from coverage of his rallies, same as he did the pipe bomber. It’s a plot!

Liar.

He’s not doing that yet but he is blaming the victims:

Cite.

Trump has an uncanny ability to search through his addled pea brain and find the wrong word. He’s describing life-and-death policy in terms better suited to describe lapel widths.

That goes without saying, like reporting the sky is blue or the Pope Catholic.

I’m expecting this tweet soon: Pittsburgh shooter is not a Trump supporter! #noblame #democratmob. MAGA rally today!

I am not sure I would be keen on entering my place of worship if I knew there was someone just inside the door on a hair trigger.

Will this do:

The guy didn’t vote for Trump, but he believed Republican party propaganda. The Republican party is to blame for this. Maybe, had Republicans not lied about caravans of asylum seekers being funded by der Juden, he’d have done something else. Or maybe not. But the Republican party did lie, this nazi acted on those lies, and now people who aren’t nazis (a safe assumption) are dead. The Republican party is to blame for this.

Not only would this cut down on attendance at religious services, but the services themselves might end if congregations had to pay for armed guards. That’s not an inexpensive proposition. And many houses of worship are hanging on financially by just a thread, as it is.

Was it some official Republican Party announcement that pointed out the Star of David on the truck?

So typical of Trump in that the only thing he can think of to blurt out following the massacre of nearly a dozen, mostly elderly, Jews is “bring back the death penalty!” Yeah, like the supposed lack of one would have ever prevented that asshole in Pisttburgh from doing his filthy business.

Our so-called President has to be the most intellectually lazy motherfucker on the planet.

You’re assuming he has intellect.

There were lots of Despair-style memes about 15 years ago when those were really popular about D&D. Anyway, one had a picture of George W Bush with the caption “INT: Not everyone uses Charisma as a dump stat.”

I can’t even figure out how to make fun of Trump in such a pithy way. He’s like the character you had to roll for stats on and your highest roll was a 8.

Nah, he rolled one 18. He just put it in Bluster, which no one else even realized was a character stat.