The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there! I’m totally going to post this exchange elsewhere!

Is his character a Chaotic Evil Blowhard? Are his tiny hands the source of a buff or a debuff?

The Secret Service detail probably gives a +8 to his AC…

…of course, I would imagine that the taco bowls and KFC give him a -3 to Save against hyperlipidemia.

Chaotic Greedy.

One more of the many things being dismantled in the background while the organ-grinder’s puppet dances out front and keeps everyone distracted.

Trump Shut Programs to Counter Violent Extremism

Thump is keeping the cameras on him every day, distracting everyone while programs in the background are being quietly neglected and killed or allowed to die. Not by thump alone, as he’s too stupid. Since this was done early on, I see Steve Bannon’s fingerprints all over it.

Lookie here, Border Security Theatre!

Fun fact: These soldiers will not have a law enforcement role.
Fun fact: These soldiers do not have operating rules set yet.

Fun question: What the fuck are they being sent to the border for when the dumb fucks running the show don’t know what they want them to do there?

So we’re just supposed to sit idly by while a horde of bad hombres penetrates our nation’s perianal frontier? Word is, now they have catapults, AT-AT walkers and a guy playing a flamethrower guitar!

Reads like they are sending active duty troops to set up some Jersey Barriers.

Trumps finally erecting (a three foot) wall.

This reads like some kind of joke. But the joke is on us.

9 hours of ‘Executive Time’: Trump’s unstructured days

I kind of have two minds about this. Yeah, he’s clearly a lazy prick, but OTOH I can’t help thinking the more time he spends vegging out in front of the TV, the less time he is spending fucking up the nation.

Not that he isn’t still fucking up the nation in myriad ways, understand…

No, you’re right. I thought that, too. If he’s doing this much damage working a couple of hours a day, how much more could he do if he really dug in. The mind recoils from such a thought.

I’d go a little the other way. Previous presidents have too much structure, too much to do. Someone always wants something. No wonder they all turn grey.

The president shouldn’t just be another tool of government, a pawn to be moved around from one meeting to the next. The president should be allowed some time to do “big picture” stuff. To just sit and think.

In this particular case, however, the president doesn’t sit and think. He just sits.

Trump, naturally wrong, claims before his suckers that the NY stock exchange opened for business the day after the Sept. 11 attacks. Trump’s suckers, naturally, accept bullshit.

Chewing over the big picture with just a trusted old friend could very well indeed reap the rewards of reinforcing a certain clarity of purpose. Insert “passing by the office of the guy with his feet up on the desk” joke here.

But Donald has never give us even the slightest reason to believe that he ever engages in introspection or anything more complicated than who might have tweeted insultingly at him within the past 24 hours. President Moron indeed.

Trump has the ability to do maximum damage with minimal effort. He can just say on a whim “let’s open up more public land to fracking” and his minions scurry off to work out the details, while he resumes watching Fox & Friends.

Aye; thankfully, most of his minions are just like Minions, tho. Imagine if he could actually find good help!

No surprise there. Trump also “remembers” Muslims in NJ cheering as the towers fell. His memory of 9/11 is as full of holes as Swiss cheese.

He has people to do that - the fucking up bit.

All true in the practical sense but I was thinking even if the guards were there, they would have to be on the alert all the time, or wind up like these two. I have been in volunteer situations where I am the duty sober, so to speak – making sure those who are not aren’t injuring themselves too badly. It’s nothing like being ready to kill an assailant but it s still quite wearing.

Truck? Did the nazi who believes Trump’s lies drive around in a tastemobile too, same as the fanboy who tried to assassinate several people because of Trump’s lies?