The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

[simster]

@kaylasdad99

:dubious:
You guys are crackers.

We do have a rye wit

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

@Siam_Sam

Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a brie?

Thanks for the earworm.

[eschereal]

@simster

We do have a rye wit

Rye wit, rye wit, rye wit I cried
I must have rye wit or I surely will die

[SlackerInc]

I often encounter people who wonder why I choose to live on the Minnesota side of the river here in the Fargo-Moorhead metro. Here’s a big reason why:

https://www.politico.com/story/2019/03/13/republicans-veto-trump-1221023

“Congress should declare war and Congress should spend the money. I mean, those are two bedrock constitutional principles,” Paul said. “It has nothing to do with the president, it has to do with the Constitution.”

But it’s hard to imagine a president who craves party loyalty will feel that way watching the Senate floor on Wednesday afternoon and Thursday as the votes occur.

“He would prefer that we do our job and kill” the emergency disapproval resolution, said Sen. Kevin Cramer (R-N.D.), a close Trump ally standing with Trump on the border wall.

“Our job”?!? :smack: No, Kevin, it’s not your job to be a supplementary cock holster for Trump when Putin is unavailable. Jesus fucking Christ.

[kaylasdad99]

@kaylasdad99

:dubious:
You guys are crackers.

@simster

We do have a rye wit

@eschereal

Rye wit, rye wit, rye wit I cried
I must have rye wit or I surely will die

Since this is the Pit, would I get in trouble for hoping you all get ergotoxicosis?

Asking for a friend.

[SlackerInc]

@SlackerInc

No, Kevin, it’s not your job to be a supplementary cock holster for Trump when Putin is unavailable. Jesus fucking Christ.

I just realized I inverted the Colbert reference. Oh well, you get the idea.

[simster]

@kaylasdad99

Since this is the Pit, would I get in trouble for hoping you all get ergotoxicosis?

Asking for a friend.

why, ergot you down?

[elucidator]

A shame, he is usually such a fun guy.

[Kobal2]

[quote=“SlackerInc, post:31168, topic:774070”]

I often encounter people who wonder why I choose to live on the Minnesota side of the river here in the Fargo-Moorhead metro. Here’s a big reason why:

['Extraordinary': GOP heads for unprecedented clash with Trump - POLITICO /QUOTE]
That article is a treasure trove. "He would like for us to vote against the [resolution]. But he understands and respects that senators may have different opinions,” said Sen. Lamar Alexander (R-Tenn.) - Understand ? RESPECT ?! Have you even seen Donald Trump, dude ?

[simster]

@elucidator

A shame, he is usually such a fun guy.

<golf clap>

[DrFidelius]

@elucidator

A shame, he is usually such a fun guy.

That doesn’t leave mush room to improve.

[simster]

@DrFidelius

That doesn’t leave mush room to improve.

son of a beech!

[Nava]

@kaylasdad99

Since this is the Pit, would I get in trouble for hoping you all get ergotoxicosis?

Asking for a friend.

Will it help us write one of the most famous books ever?

[ThelmaLou]

@Monty

More fun from the idiot in chief:

More fun from the idiot in chief:

Quote:
President Donald Trump’s administration is planning to close the U.S. immigration agency’s overseas locations, according to current and former officials and an internal memo, in a move affecting offices that currently handle family visa requests, international adoptions and other tasks.

Yeah, you incompetent schmuck disgracing the office of the presidency with every breath you take, your stunt is transparent (from the same link):

Quote:
“They are doing an across-the-board effort to dismantle the capacity of this country to process refugees and immigrants legally,” said Mark Hetfield, president of the U.S. refugee assistance organization HIAS. “It is not consistent with what President Trump said in the State of the Union (address), which is that he wants immigrants to come here, that he wants them to come here legally.”

Let’s try a thought experiment here. Who will be affected by this? Oh, yeah; military members who are stationed overseas and wish to get naturalized, military members whose foreign national immediate family members wish to get immigrant visas when their sponsor transfers back to the US, and, this cannot surprise anyone, people who want to apply for refugee status. I wonder whom else Dumbtrump will screw with this.

“International adoptions,” too?? We really don’t want any foreigners here, do we?

“Not consistent with what President Trump said in the State of the Union (address)…”??? Oh, that’s easy: HE FUCKING LIED. Like he does every time he opens his mouth.

[Guest-starring_Id]

nm - wrong thread

[bobot]

Republicans have spent decades trying to tie crazier things to the Clintons, so here I bravely put forth the notion that the following involves Trump.

Frank Cali, Gambino mob boss, gunned down in Staten Island gangland hit

“The reputed boss of the Gambino crime family was shot and killed steps from his front door on Staten Island in what is believed to be the first shooting death of a mob boss in New York in three decades. …”

[VinylTurnip]

@bobot

Republicans have spent decades trying to tie crazier things to the Clintons, so here I bravely put forth the notion that the following involves Trump.

Word is that they found a note left at the scene: “YOU’RE NEXT DONALD,” written on the back of a Trump Hotel room service menu. Everybody pass it on to five of your friends!

[Typo_Negative]

More Republican Family Values

Rudy Giuliani and wife ripped by judge for failing to make peace in divorce

The split was sparked by Giuliani’s affair with Dr. Maria Rosa Ryan, who he was supporting financially.

This will be his 3rd divorce. I expect it is at least his 3rd infidelity.

John Oliver already exposed that at least one his ex wives is his cousin.

He announced his separation from his wife at a press conference — before telling his wife.

[Czarcasm]

Overheard: “When Fascism comes to America it will be humping the flag and autographing Bibles”

[Johnny_L.A]

@Czarcasm

Overheard: “When Fascism comes to America it will be humping the flag and autographing Bibles”

Stealing.