The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

[Rick_Kitchen]

Individual 1 bragging about the “super duper” missile the Space Force is developing.
https://twitter.com/brian_cahn/status/1261354845451288579?

[Rick_Kitchen]

The Lancet, the prestigious British medical journal, calls for Individual 1 to be voted out.

Replace Trump And Bolster The CDC, A Leading Medical Journal Urges

[running_coach]

@Rick_Kitchen

Individual 1 bragging about the “super duper” missile the Space Force is developing.
https://twitter.com/brian_cahn/status/1261354845451288579?

One ofthe replies on Twitter

Brandon Hieb
@AlmostFurious
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2h
Replying to
@brian_cahn
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@LauraWalkerKC
LGM-30 Minuteman III top speed: 17,508 mph (Mach 23).

Super Duper missile: 297,500 mph (Mach 391 or 0.04% of the speed of light)

Sounds a wee bit exaggerated.

[Monty]

@Chefguy

While everyone has been watching the monkey in the white house playing with his own feces, Betsy DeVos has been funneling millions of relief dollars intended for low income students into wealthy private schools and religious institutions. The sleaziness of this administration is just epic.

Sleaziness? Nah; it’s Multi-Level Malfeasance.

[Johnny_L.A]

Trump: Without Coronavirus Testing ‘We Would Have Very Few Cases’

NB: The link is to the notorious Left-Wing-Commie-Socialist rag Forbes.

President Donald Trump wondered whether testing for Covid-19 coronavirus is “overrated.” He then proceeded to say, “And don’t forget, we have more cases than anybody in the world. But why? Because we do more testing.”

Next, he clarified: “When you test, you have a case. When you test, you find something is wrong with people. If we didn’t do any testing, we would have very few cases.”

[jsc1953]

I just saw a meme that said “If we just stop doing mammograms we can eradicate breast cancer.” Feel free to steal it.

[Smapti]

Just think of how many fewer abortions he’d have had to pay for if those women hadn’t gotten pregnancy tests!

[TonySinclair]

@jsc1953

News flash: A Republican has admitted to lying/making a mistake.

I’m going outside to see what color the sky is on this planet. Be right back.

I like the Root’s headline on this:

Mitch McConnell: My Bad, Obama Did Leave a Pandemic Playbook But I Couldn’t See It From Inside Trump’s Ass

[Chefguy]

DOTUS officially launched Space Force (hear it with the Pigs in Space echoes) by unveiling the official flag today, and referring to a new “super-duper missile”. This is just so embarrassing. And it has apparently pissed of Star Trek nerds because the design is similar to the emblem in the series. Did I mention that this whole thing is an embarrassment?

[running_coach]

@Chefguy

DOTUS officially launched Space Force (hear it with the Pigs in Space echoes) by unveiling the official flag today, and referring to a new “super-duper missile”. This is just so embarrassing. And it has apparently pissed of Star Trek nerds because the design is similar to the emblem in the series. Did I mention that this whole thing is an embarrassment?

Oh, c’mon. Star Trek ripped off the design from Trump. Star Trek is in the future, right?

[Sicks_Ate]

@Chefguy

DOTUS officially launched Space Force (hear it with the Pigs in Space echoes) by unveiling the official flag today, and referring to a new “super-duper missile”. This is just so embarrassing. And it has apparently pissed of Star Trek nerds because the design is similar to the emblem in the series. Did I mention that this whole thing is an embarrassment?

What a fucking idiot. Someone build him a little model of it and let him play with it on the rug going “Whhooosssshhhhh, shhhhheeeeeewwwww, zoooooooooommmm.”

[bobot]

Well, if the missile is super-dooper, how’s an enemy supposed to compete with that? Is America great again now, or what? High five me Trump morons, put fucking gloves on!

[TonySinclair]

@bobot

Well, if the missile is super-dooper, how’s an enemy supposed to compete with that? Is America great again now, or what? High five me Trump morons, put fucking gloves on!

And to think we were completely out of ammunition just three years ago.

[Ukulele_Ike]

@Chefguy

…And it has apparently pissed of Star Trek nerds because the design is similar to the emblem in the series.

Man, if we can just get the Star Trek nerds out to the polls in November, trump hasn’t got a chance!

[Rick_Kitchen]

Kayleigh McEnanay brags about how Individual 1’s pandemic response is in two binders, instead of just a bunch of flimsy paper like Obama’s.

Aaron Rupar

[bobot]

OK, she’s made her historical moment. I hope she’s proud of it. Imagine having a stupid thing like that one as your contribution to history.

[Chefguy]

@Rick_Kitchen

Kayleigh McEnanay brags about how Individual 1’s pandemic response is in two binders, instead of just a bunch of flimsy paper like Obama’s.
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1261367748875227136

An idiot in a handmade suit is still an idiot.

[mhendo]

@Chefguy

While everyone has been watching the monkey in the white house playing with his own feces, Betsy DeVos has been funneling millions of relief dollars intended for low income students into wealthy private schools and religious institutions. The sleaziness of this administration is just epic.

That DeVos would do this is no surprise at all. The most surprising thing I learned from that article is that California has an institution of higher education called Bergin University of Canine Studies, whose mission–I shit you not–is as follows:

Our vision is to become more than an educational institution, more than a facilitator of revolutionary research. To become a lyceum that inspires the pursuit of a deeper understanding of the human-dog bond, to benefit society with new applications of that bond but also to seek a profound understanding of humanity’s relationship with dogs, and consequently, with the animal kingdom.

Mission Statement - Our up-to-date, in-depth academic and applied coursework provides students the opportunity to expand their knowledge of the diverse schools of human-canine partnerships for vocational purposes; or through the unique viewpoint provided by dogs as a model of humankind, to enhance knowledge for the students’ own career-oriented specialties.

[enipla]

@Johnny_L.A

Trump: Without Coronavirus Testing ‘We Would Have Very Few Cases’

NB: The link is to the notorious Left-Wing-Commie-Socialist rag Forbes.

You don’t have COVID unless you die. And then we will blame it on something else.

[yanceylebeef]

@Rick_Kitchen

Kayleigh McEnanay brags about how Individual 1’s pandemic response is in two binders, instead of just a bunch of flimsy paper like Obama’s.
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1261367748875227136

Did she actually show the plan? Because I’m
pretty sure it’s just full of bad print runs and Chinese takeout menus.