The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Too bad Pence didn’t have access to the orb like президент Trump did.

Oh I’m sure Melania chewed him out afterwards over this.

Speaking of revolting gumfests I finally put a clothespin to my nose and got around to viewing that sycophantic cabinet meeting from three weeks ago and holy fuck what is Pence on?

He’s high on Jesus. Not the *real *Jesus, but the revival tent Jesus that hates gay people.

How the fuck am I supposed to know? She’s an illegal, that seems to be good enough for the dope in charge. :smiley:

Not to mention good enough for racists who support him. :slight_smile:

By which I mean Clothahump.

Breaking news right now is The New York Times has just reported Donald Trump Jr. met with a Russian lawyer during last year’s campaign after being promised damaging information on Hillary Clinton.

Just more fake news, no doubt. :rolleyes:

And that was a Kremlin-connected lawyer to boot.

[QUOTE=Donald Trump, Jr.]
It became clear to me that this was the true agenda all along and that the claims of potentially helpful information were a pretext for the meeting.
[/QUOTE]

Seriously, that’s his defense in the article. He’s admitting to colluding with the Russians right there.

ETA: Well, attempting to collude, and being used. Par for the course in that relationship.

“Hey, Junior. Stop helping.”

It’s like watching Foghorn Leghorn and Chicken Hawk work together.

I agree. Except it’s not funny. (But I still laughed. :D)

“Ahh-say, ahh-say, Junior!! Stop helping!!”

“But Daa-aaaadddd…!!!”

As the Twitter meme that’s circulating goes:

“It’s like watching THE GODFATHER, except everyone is Fredo.”


Angela Merkel is all of us today.

Goodness. It DOES seem like the Trump family carries an “Easily Tricked by Russians” gene.

And now we have the White House misidentify Xi Jiping as “President of the Republic of China”. Good job, folks; good job! :rolleyes:

Utter morons.

So the analogy would be “You can’t bust me for buying cocaine! All I got was a bag of baking soda!”

Orange Junior changed his story between Saturday and Sunday. On Saturday, he said he and IvankaMan met with the Russian lawyer to talk about adoptions. On Sunday, he said it was about Hillary’s emails.
Saturday:
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/08/us/politics/trump-russia-kushner-manafort.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur

Sunday:
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/09/us/politics/trump-russia-kushner-manafort.html?

That’s because he was self-investigating Hillary Clinton’s government emails through which she was seeking buyers of the raped children she was hiding in the basement of the pizzeria.

For a slight change of pace, Trump actually tries to be a helpful person when one of the Marines guarding Marine One loses his hat in the wind.

It’s actually kind of a nice, if slightly awkward, moment. Poor guy lost his lid, and Trump tried to help. I think Trump is 99 and 44/100 percent pure douchebag, but for a second there he seemed like an OK sort.

There are so many unsettling aspects to that video.

He pounds the hat onto the marine’s head almost like he is a piece of furniture. And surely he can understand the concept of things trying to leave one’s head in the wind.

But ultimately, when I start to feel as though there might be some faint whiff of humanity there, I remember that he is aware of an armed person standing there: treating them like humans might help them refrain from retiring you as hastily when it finally comes to that.

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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