And who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor, who had nearly stood up to the Vicious Chicken of Bristol, and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill?
Weaponless trump charging a guy with an automatic rifle. That thought puts me in a happy place.
Except for the well-armed Secret Service agents surrounding him.
If you’re not gonna eat your salid, can I have it?
How fast can you charge, riding a golf cart?
Can you imagine Trumpo charging anywhere under any circumstances? Maybe if he had a bulletproof golf cart and the scene was cleared by his security team, he might slowly drive around the perimeter for a minute or so. But Trumpo is not rescuing anyone in a crisis. He’s the kind of guy who will throw a paper towel at you if your home was destroyed in a hurricane. He won’t do anything heroic or helpful.
Great minds think alike.
Hahahaha! Thank you!
To answer, probably not so fast while throwing paper towels as a deterrent.
I had to google “armored golf cart” and it turns out it exists.
Good find but it needs some work. Paint it the tackiest gold you can find, slap Trump and MAGA logos on it and it would be suitable for our fearless, bone-spurred hero to use in crisis situations.
A lot of people, like John Dean (see below), are theorizing that Manafort is the lynchpin in the Russia collusion case. Now that Mueller has Gates, he can hopefully get Manafort to cooperate next.
Yeah, but what does he know about Presdidential scandals and investigations?
Sad. Unfair. Crooked judges, and probably all illegal Mexicans too.
and brave Sir Donald ran away, away
he bravely ran away, away
And in the latest episode of He Only Hires The Best People[tm]:
Does the Met have any golden toilets left?
Poor John Dean. He thinks it’s still the 1970s, when things mattered.
Golf Cart One
What does that say about me and the $19 chair from Big Lots that I’m currently sitting in?
That you are a hopeless peasant that has no taste?
(me too, but hey, what can we do?)