Would you call it a *decent *chair? No? Well, there you go, then.
Oh, look at me, all high and mighty on my Big Lots chair.
My chair was found on the side of the road and has a drywall screw keeping it from falling backwards.
Luxury!
If you don’t know the value of a $5,000 chair, then how can you run a department that deals with people living in poverty?
I concede to your [del]superior[/del] inferior quality chair.
Luxury indeed!
I’m sitting on a wooden crate!
Geez… one-*downing *each other. :dubious: Is this competitiveness or anti-competitiveness?
I wish I had a wooden crate! I’m sitting on a pile of garbage, and glad to have it!
Count yourself lucky. I am sitting on a German Shepherd. Which is comfy most of the time, except when she has to got eat or befoul the lawn.
I think it’s a Monty Python reference.
I rather doubt that it began with Monty Python. It is probably much older. Now, when we see DHS establish the Bureau of Silly Walks, then we should start worrying.
scene: secret service debriefing room, Day, eight secret service agents in dark glasses and impeccable suits sit ramrod straight on chairs, looking straight ahead with a fixed stare, not daring to catch anyone’s eye.
Head of Secret Service: "so let me get this straight gentlemen…everyone’s weapon jammed?..guys?..guys?
By God, sir, I would celebrate the dawning of a Republican sense of humor, and do so here, after I shovel the gravel high enough to sit upon.
Must be nice for you fuckers who are priveliged enough to rest on your fat asses all day long. All I can afford to do is lean on a broken broomstick.
I do hope the part that was broken off was promptly removed.
We are peasants. We don’t matter.
Lucky you. We just get the dustpan to lean on.
Well, we don’t have the quiet good taste of Ben Carson — whose Maryland house is stuffed with self-portraits, including one with Jesus. Nothing says “class” like commissioning a self portrait with Jesus in it.
We both have long auburn hair, firm chin, steely blue eyes. He, however, had a perfectly trimmed beard, which should prevent any confusion.