The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Steve Allen was a national treasure.

How 'bout we just string up wire like an eruv and call it a wall?

Mexico still won’t pay for it.

It’s the principle of the thing

A Cluster Fuck by the Fluster Cluck.

Given this environment, should be “Flustered Cuck”.

Dunno. That still seems like reading.

Maybe if one of the Curvy Couch Potatoes read it really slowly, accompanied by a bouncing golf ball caption pointer.

LOL! We’re on path for record deficits, during strong economy growth, and this moron decides it’s the perfect time for a trade war - with our biggest banker.

Smart, like Fredo Corleone.

There’s no way we escape this administration without a massive recession, and I would consider ourselves lucky if it just ended with a recession and not an all-out depression.

I was about to comment that maybe one of those Russian hookers was a boy, but I don’t think the Republicans even care about that any more.

If anyone doesn’t know what asahi is on about: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/22/us/politics/trump-will-hit-china-with-trade-measures-as-white-house-exempts-allies-from-tariffs.html

First paragraph:

And one more just to sweeten the pot:

So we’re going to have a trade war with one of the primary buyers of our debt, just after a record tax cut and a 1.3 trillion budget on the horizon.

Yep, put sharp businessmen in charge and they’ll make America great again.

We shall see.

And how exactly will this keep China from “co-opting American technology and trade secrets and robbing companies of jobs”?

What ever happened to the steel and aluminum tariffs?

Dow drops 700 points after the China tariff announcement.

Maybe if that boy used to be a girl.

ETA: But then, they’d only care what bathroom he uses.

The difference is nobody was ever dumb enough to put Fredo in charge of anything important.

MSNBC anchor Stephanie Ruhle is reporting that there were only three people with Trump when he congratulated Putin: Kelly, McMaster, and McMaster aide Nadia Schadlow. Kelly is reportedly furious about whoever leaked the story of the phone call, so either it was McMaster or his aide, or Kelly did it himself to try to get rid of McMaster.

Interesting. Trump mentions tariffs and the stock market takes a shit. Wonder how many trump family members figured out that knowing when the POTardUS is about to make statements that will tank the market and act accordingly.

Then buy before other statements of his boost the same market. Presidential insider trading courtesy of a moron with the power to manipulate the market.

What a great short story that would make. Fictional, of course.

And Putin. At least, he would have known that the congratulations took place. Wouldn’t have known what was on Trump’s briefing cards (I hope).

I may be wrong, but I think the leak that Kelly was furious about wasn’t that Trump congratulated Putin, but that he had received a briefing telling him not to congratulate in CAPITAL LETTERS which he ignored.

Or anyone those people mentioned it to, including big-mouth Trump. Or any intelligence service that was listening.

Especially humorous to think it might be an intelligence agency leaking it to sow discord among the participants.

And to the taxpayers. Over a billion dollars for 33 miles of fencing? Some contractor is getting very rich.