The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

I think he accidentally added a punctuation mark. He thinks he’s Allah.

Director of OPM*, I mean FBI, had to cancel his conjugal visit flight.

*Other People’s Money.

War on the press at 12 o’clock high! (The bolding is mine.)

For example, leaving boxes of classified documents in a bathroom open to foreign agents.

But, of course, the war on the press is peronal. (Everything with the convicted felon is.)

The convicted felon is definitely stuck in time.

If there’s no need for the cognitive test, it doesn’t matter if he requests it, let alone on three different occasions.

You know the ketchup is going to fly at the ruins of the formerly great White House over this news.

“Say it ain’t so!”, Kennedy Center edition. (The bolding is mine.)

Ah, yes, a reflecting pool disaster. Why not? One thing I learned from The Wizard of Oz is how detrimental water is to evil people.

The convicted felon is hallucinating buildings in Ankara.