Monty
February 28, 2026, 8:52am
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Today’s Wizard of Id Classics
I have seen some weird porn in my time, but the Trump/Melania/maple syrup trio is possibly too much even for me.
Dewey_Finn:
There’s precedence there
I hear the “Bay of Pigs” incident went swimmingly.
I had the unusal experience a quite few years ago of working in South Africa in real time with software engineers in Israel… working out of bomb shelters.
I don’t agree with everything the Israeli government does, but they sure do encourage heroism and self sufficiency.
Mazel Tov.
Yes indeed. And we’re now bombing Iran to prevent them from using the nuclear facilities that we already totally obliterated.
Oh dear, Donny might not win another Soccer Boy Peace Prize if this keeps up.
FIFA isn’t the only universally-recognized arbiter of world peace, y’know:
And that’s just one!
Monty
March 1, 2026, 3:20am
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Speaking of football…
FIFA secretary general Mattias Grafstrom said his organization is focused on all teams participating at the 2026 World Cup in the wake of the United States’ military strikes on Iran.
The U.S. launched missile attacks on Iran on Saturday, Feb. 28, with President Donald Trump calling the mission a “major combat operation.”
Iran has retaliated with attacks on U.S. air bases in the Gulf region, including in the United Arab Emirates, Qatar and Bahrain.
The clash between the United States and Iran comes just months before Iran is scheduled to travel to the U.S. for the World Cup, which will be co-hosted by the U.S., Mexico and Canada.
Iran was drawn into Group G alongside Belgium, Egypt and New Zealand. Team Melli is scheduled to play two group stage games in Los Angeles (June 15 and 21) and one in Seattle (June 26).
In the immediate aftermath of the U.S. attacks on Iran, Grafstrom said that FIFA is monitoring the situation but remains optimistic that the World Cup will go forward with Iran as planned.
Yep. Now we’re focusing on what’s actually important !
Guess who went to the Big Lie summit!
Several high-ranking federal election officials attended a summit last week at which prominent figures who worked to overturn Donald Trump’s loss in the 2020 election pressed the president to declare a national emergency to take over this year’s midterms.
According to videos, photos and social media posts reviewed by ProPublica, the meeting’s participants included Kurt Olsen, a White House lawyer charged with reinvestigating the 2020 election , and Heather Honey, the Department of Homeland Security official in charge of election integrity. The event was convened by Michael Flynn, Trump’s former national security adviser , and attended by Cleta Mitchell, who directs the Election Integrity Network, a group that has spread false claims about election fraud and noncitizen voting .
Election experts say that the meeting reflects an intensifying push to persuade Trump to take unprecedented actions to affect the vote in November. Courts have largely blocked his efforts to reshape elections through an executive order, and legislation has stalled in Congress that would mandate strict voter ID requirements across the country.
Killer Kennedy wants you to eat every kid’s favorite lunchmeat.
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has been mocked online, with some comparing him to the last Queen of France, Marie Antoinette , after suggesting Americans eat liver over beef to save on groceries.
Speaking at an event for MAHA Action, an advocacy group aimed at advancing the Make America Health Again movement, Kennedy said, “Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive.”
“If you buy a Porterhouse steak or a strip steak, it is gonna set you back,” the health secretary said. “You can buy liver or the cheaper cuts of steak that are very, very affordable.”
One of my brothers was enemic so we had liver at least once a week. I despised it. As a current vegetarian, I can honestly say I do not miss it. But, hey, thanks for the advice on saving money anyway, KK.
Y’all think the only thing on the felon’s mind in the middle of the night was strutting his war presidency strut?
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But as the operation raged, Trump apparently had other things on his mind — if his posts in the 4 AM hour are any indication.
First, Trump posted a message that read “Iran tried to interfere in 2020, 2024 elections to stop Trump, and now faces renewed war with United States,” along with a link to a right-wing news site.
A few minutes later, he posted another message about his loss to Biden, this time complaining about the investigation into the plot to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election in Georgia.
“As Georgia prosecutor pursued Trump, Biden DOJ ‘invited’ her to get lucrative grant, memos show,” read Trump’s post, with another link to the same right-wing news site.
Notice he’s referring to himself in the third person. Evidently that’s his new style of the “royal we”. Too bad there’s no grammar equivalent to fit him such as Zeroeth Person .
The Daily Beast just quoted yours truly in a headline.
Reports from inside the White House say Trump’s military advisers, including Gen. Dan “Raizin” Caine, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, have warned the president against a full-scale attack on Iran, briefing not just that it could cost American lives but dangerously degrade already depleted weapons stockpiles. Trump dismissed a Washington Post report that Caine is “against us going to War with Iran” as “100% incorrect.”
& in the closing.
The senator’s not wrong, IMHO.
A senior Democrat suggested Saturday that Donald Trump may be too “mentally incapacitated” to understand the harm of his policy on Iran, following coordinated airstrikes by the U.S. and Israel.
“Has President Trump learned nothing from decades of U.S. meddling in Iran and forever wars in the Middle East?” Senator Tim Kaine said in a statement.
“Is he too mentally incapacitated to realize that we had a diplomatic agreement with Iran that was keeping its nuclear program in check, until he ripped it up during his first term?”
Kaine, a member of the Senate Armed Services and Foreign Relations Committees, was referring to the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA), a landmark agreement with Iran which was backed by multiple other world powers and signed under former president Barack Obama in 2015.
The plan saw Iran agree to limit its capability to stockpile and enrich uranium, and to allow inspections of its nuclear sites, in exchange for significant relief on sanctions.
Even Fox News is against him.
Fox News, the vehemently pro-Trump network, appeared to condemn the U.S. mission in Iran on Saturday morning, describing the preemptive strike on Tehran as a “brazen” attack.
The choice of word, usually reserved for criminals and rogue regimes, means acting in a shocking, shameless, or impudent way, often marked by bold, rude confidence, according to Merriam-Webster.
The Fox News live blog stated: “A U.S. official told Fox News that Israel is targeting Iranian leadership in its brazen morning attack against the regime, but the U.S. is setting its sights on military targets and ballistic missile sites that pose an ‘imminent threat.’”
“It’s déjà vu all over again.”
President Donald Trump , who joined Israel in joint military strikes on Iran in the early morning hours of February 28, had some strong opinions against going to war with Tehran – before he was sitting in the Oval Office.
In 2012 and 2013, Trump repeatedly insinuated that then-President Barack Obama would start a war with Iran to shore up his re-election effort and to distract from his supposed faults as a leader.
Obama never did attack Iran. That cannot be said for Trump, who has now attacked the Middle Eastern republic three times during across his two terms in office.
On January 17, 2012, Trump wrote on social media that he believed Obama would “attack Iran in order to get re-elected.”
He repeated his prediction in August of that year, insisting that Obama would, “in some form” attack Iran before the election.
He did it again on October 9, 2012.
“Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin - watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate,” Trump wrote .
Later that same month, Trump warned the GOP not to “let Obama play the Iran card in order to start a war in oder too get elected–be careful Republicans!”
On at least three other occasions, Trump predicted that Obama would attack Iran, claiming he would do so to “save face,” or “because of his inability to negotiate properly” or to “show how tough he is.”
Remember: Every day is “Day One” of the rest of the dictatorship .
Monty:
I wonder if that means that most of the expensive cuts of meat are expensive.
Smapti
March 1, 2026, 6:19am
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“…and if you’re really strapped for cash, consider eating roadkill bear.”
Monty
March 1, 2026, 8:11am
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Does anyone know what the lead time is for publishing comic strip in the Sunday Funnies? I ask because today’s Doonesubury is damned on-point.
Quite far off topic, but being in a third world country we have some weird things in regular supermarkets that are worse than liver. I horrified my ex by bringing home all sorts of offal, from beef liver to beef lungs, kidneys, stomach, chicken feet… etc.
They did get fed to the dogs, though.
Stomach lining is regarded as a delicacy, particularly the traditional “brown tripe”, ie, unbleached.
But while I am an adventurous eater, I must doubt the advice of a man who houses a parasitic worm in his brain, and which has apparently acheived executive function, controlling the health industry serving millions of Americans.
Chicken livers, gizzards and hearts are all great.
I know you are Jewish, but both pig and lambs brains are quite nice.
I suspect neither are very kosher (especialy the pig brain part) though - not that I know, I’ve eaten termites and guinea pig, rock rabbit, elephant, warthog, crocodile and a variety of others. I’m not exactly a kosher person.
I’d not recommend brains of any animal, regardless of religion.
They taste OK, but being mostly made out of fat they tend to “dissolve” in the mouth in a way that is not very satisfying.
I’d not eat trump’s brain, because even though I am an extremely adventurous foodie, I do not want to contract spongiform encephalopathy.
Barron Trump should marry Kim Jong Un’s daughter, Kim Ju Ae in order to ensure world peace.
Or at least someone should make a sitcom of it.
If it meant getting rid of Trump I might be willing to take one for the team and risk it.
You’d have to find it first.
Or you are a language historian and as Rob from Rob words reported, in the old days meat was just food. Back then to specify, meat was know as “Flesh Meat”. (The reason why in the past butchers were called “Flesh mongers”), vegetables were called “Green meat”.
“Be thankful you were a vegetarian now and not one a 1000 years ago, because not eating meat back then meant that you were not eating anything at all..”
The so-called ‘cheap cuts’ aren’t so cheap anymore, either. He talks like a guy who has never had to look at his grocery cart and think hard if he should put something back or what other bills he can delay another month.
