The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

I think they’ve been watching the new FBI show, where the heroes have to hand fight the worst baddies ever seen, trained eastern European terrorists and killers, duking it out toe to toe against tough hombres. It takes the might of an ex Army range, a former wall street trader and a 5’6"woman to best them! What would they do without advanced fighting techniques?

I guess they’d be the 1960s The F.B.I who as far as I remember, Erskine and company never got in a fight. They didn’t teach Krav Maga at CPA school.

You’re all missing the point. FBI personnel are trained in law enforcement.

They can’t be expected to do their new job in performative masculinity if they’ve never been taught the performative part

Acting is a career. It takes discipline, and a huge amount of emotion, empathy and some level of hardship.

Too hard for these dimwits.

Kegsbreath and Doge.

Oil prices going up is good! You should be proud to be doing your part in making billionaires richer! Thank you for your attention to this matter! DONALD PRESIDENT

An article I read this morning suggested that they may have been relying on bad AI to determine the targets.

Next thing they’ll say is it was Anthropic’s mistake and that is the reason they are designating it a supply-chain risk. But they’ll keep on using it when it suits them.
Everything is true, and the opposite is true as well, as long as there is money in it for them.

No no no.“RRRWAAARRAAAGGGGGHHHHH! WARRIOR!!!” is Hegseth’s philisophy of government. Patel’s philosophy is “YO CHECK MY DRIP BITCHES I’M A MOTHERFUCKIN’ ROCK STAR”.

I hate the fact that I understand this sentence.

Could have used a comma for the subordinate clause… but still, regrettably coherent.

everything but “drip”, but I guess I get the jist.

eta looked it up. Not what I thought. I’m not hip to the lingo.

You need pre-teen children around you. Yo.

You know, his swag. His steez. His rizz, if you will.

Must I?

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Commas are woke. Knowing what a subordinate clause is is extra woke.
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And this is why I don’t get invited to my children’s birthday parties…

Yeah, but a New Hampshire state rep wants to ban theater kids from public life. See the Stupid Republican Idea of the Day thread (the link puts you near the end of that particular discussion).

Some have speculated that the Donald-handler actually said “INCURSION” and since Donald had never heard that word before, he decided to use “excursion” instead. Never mind that it makes no sense.

As for the “too-big shoes” story, a bit more context:

It does seem possible. The smaller the number Rubio might state, the more Donald would mock him for having too small a penis.

and:

Each piece contains several photos.

I still think the best approach is to replace the shoes with the same ones but in the correct size. If Trump notices, they should compliment him for correctly judging their shoe size.

That just demonstrates how strong the Trump bamboozle is though. If they allow themselves to believe that the shoes are too big, they are admitting their cult leader is wrong.

Trump three days ago: I will grant asylum to the Iranian soccer team

Trump today: If the Iranian soccer team comes to America I will murder them