The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

You mean, the Sharpie zone.

Likewise the drugs from Jonathan Lethem’s Gun, with Occasional Music: Acceptol, Avoidol, Forgettol.

At the end of their description they ask, Any questions about this hat? I was so tempted to ask why they gave one to a man actively destroying the country.

So on brand.

“I’m not worried. I do whatever the f–k I want. DJT will pardon me,” Lewandowski told one of The Post’s sources last year — making the flippant aside during a discussion about official actions.

https://www.mediaite.com/politics/i-do-whatever-the-fck-i-want-noem-sidekick-trump-is-interrogating-staff-about-reportedly-boasted-prez-would-pardon-him/

It’s a little ironic to hear Trump rhapsodize about the marble he plans to use on his ballroom or the Kennedy Center, given how he destroyed the bas relief panels that were on the façade of the Bonwit Teller department store building until he destroyed them in 1980, despite his promise to donate them to the Metropolitan Museum of Art. He replaced the Bonwit Teller building with Trump Tower, which is nothing special architecturally.

I don’t need a hat.

I live here.

It’s likely President Putin.

Russia didn’t talk Trump into this. They need Iran to keep supplying them with drones for bombing Ukraine with.

At the the first UFC training session for FBI agents, Ka$h Patel was autographing pictures of himself for attendees.

All four living ex-presidents have denied that they told Trump they wish they had bombed Iran.

My guess at this point is one of his handlers showed him an AI-generated video of Bill Clinton saying “Trump is right about Iran” and his dementia-addled brain thinks it was real.

I heard Anderson Cooper mentioning this before going to commercial.

I thought I misheard it, but I found another source. He’s trying to claim that he has the power to charge and convict news media of treason all by his lonesome? That’s not in the Constitution…

https://people.com/donald-trump-wants-some-media-outlets-face-charges-treason-latest-rant-journalists-11926939

You think he needed an AI video? He only needs his adderall-marinated mind.

This admin LOVES AI video. I really think they’re showing him generated content that tells him what he wants to hear in order to keep him placated. It would probably have been of Clinton because, of the living ex-presidents, Bill is the only one he’s ever been on good terms with.

“Canada will be our great 51st state” - Tired

“Venezuela will be our great 51st state” - Wired

(Note: Venezuela would be the third most populous state, with more electoral votes than Florida and a majority Hispanic population)

Russia bought all the plans, production methods, and produces all on their own. Their version, the Gerin, is improved in many ways, especially guidance. Reports indicate some of the improved models have been shipped back to Iran. I’ll try to dig up the in-depth story.

What makes you think the felon was referring to a living former president when he said he talked to a former president?

True to dictator form (and yes, that’s the only true involved with him), Rip van Simple freaks out about the judiciary.

Yo, you! Yeah, you, the felon! Now’s the time if you want another venue to chuck paper towels.

Not that I’m suggesting attacking yet another sovereign country, mind you.

Democrats call for Cruella to get grilled; the Second Felonial Era says they don’t care.

But, hey, this is a great bit of news about the law in the United States.

That should send shudders through the entire felonial era.

Felon got called out for grifting over dead soldiers.

That’s the set-up. Now for the hit.

Guess what the felon wants for journalists now.

I’ve completely lost count. How many times is it now he’s threatened to murder those who criticize him?

Have I mentiond before that thanks to the felon the US no longer has allies? Here’s more proof.

I seem to recall the names of a few of those countries coming out of the convicted liar’s mouth when he said they would be sending ships.

Be a federal prosecutor. No experience required. Apply today!

We need an emoji for “I have no words” to go right here.

So he leaves a war planning meeting to tell a journalist who called him all about his war plans.

We need that emoji right now!

And he still* wouldn’t know who the governor is!

Him, huh?

He doesn’t strike me as the kind to be into seances.

Doesn’t have to be. That would be someone inclined to listen. He’s just talking to the dead and asserting they’d agree. In other words, as usual, he’s lying.

p.s. Anyone can talk to the dead. Now, having the dead actually talk to you makes you special.

Is there any name that sounds more like a drug than Resistol?

Ask your druggist or historian if Pertinax is right for you

(Don’t use Pertinax if you are allergic to it. Stop taking Pertinax if you experience sharp stabbing pains in your back. Avoid Praetorians while taking Pertinax.)

You think he worries about his family? Oh, you sweet summer child.