The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

But the Raw Story is not a parody site like The Onion, is it? He really did say “You know, you win a war, but they have no right to be doing what they’re doing.” and “You need people to watch and people to see. We have other nations coming in”?
OK, he does not know what winning a war means. Unfair is one of his catch all words, next he will call the Iranians ugly and stupid.

Oh, dear! Former presidents have to worry about their careers? Just wait till the current one has to worry about jailtime. If not for him (thank you, SCOTUS!) for his family.

Did he say it with tears in his eyes?

He didn’t say it was an American president…

:+1: All the stars. Putin comes to mind.

You think he worries about his family? I don’t think he’d be happy if any of them went to jail, particularly Ivanka, but I don’t think he’d lose any sleep over it.

Today’s Trump press avails are more striking examples of how – as a nation – we seem to be normalizing just how fucked up this guy sounds.

He sounds like he was on a two-day, meth-fueled drunk, and his personal physicians have “kept him going for the show.”

It’s really, really bad.

They think Biden was a “Weekend at Bernie’s?” This guy is orders of magnitude worse. If I didn’t hate his ever-loving guts and think he’s the worst thing – by far – to happen to this world in my lifetime, I’d find him tragic and have sympathy for him.

Is there any name that sounds more like a drug than Resistol?

Yeah: the Roman emperor Pertinax. Resistol is pretty close, though.

Could it be 47 is having conversations with 45?

Resistol sounds like a video game med, like Deludamol from GTAV.

Or one of the drugs from Fallout. Buffout, RadAway, Psycho, Ultrajet, Rebound, Slasher; Resistol would fit right in.

They might start talking if they went to jail. Particularly Fredo.

I’m partial to Gleemonex; even made some fake bottles and filled them with m&m’s.

Other highlights from today’s edition of The President’s Brain Is Missing;

I can do anything I want to Cuba!

Confusing daycare centers with nursing homes

The war will end this week, unless it doesn’t

Doubling down on big strong former presidents with tears in their eyes calling him sir

(By elimination, it would then have to be Obama or Biden, neither of whom are on speaking terms with him)

In California, every Democrat gets to vote 8 times!

Other countries are racing to help us, but also they refuse to help us, and we don’t even want their help, except that we do

I had advance knowledge of 9/11

People live in Ukraine, which is surprising

We’re building a 5,000 seat arena on the White House lawn

You can’t walk on marbles while they’re drying

The ballroom will have incredible stones

The Kennedy Center has unbelievable bones

Are your marbles in the room with you now, Donald? Of course not, you lost them.

Hah! Perfect!

Donald was thinking of his own tendency to get involved with the details of anything construction-related. Like many stupid people, Donald assumes that everyone behaves the way he does.

I have no doubt that he sincerely believed he could “catch” Powell doing some grifting related to the construction. Which is what he himself does.

Meanwhile, a federal judge has struck down ALL of RFK Jr.'s changes to federal vaccine guidelines.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/16/health/childhood-vaccines-lawsuit-kennedy.html

The best part of Trump’s remarks about Cuba:

Great news for Cubans, who can ignore the 30 or so hurricanes that have struck Cuba this century alone (in addition to tropical storms), because Trump has placed them outside the hurricane zone.

If by some mischance a hurricane willfully disobeys Donald and hits Cuba (new name: Mar-A-Lago South), it’s OK, because relief spending would be amply covered by tariff income - that is, if Cuba would get any relief money in the first place, which it probably wouldn’t be eligible for unless it votes MAGA.

I once worked with folks in a tiny Mexican village called “Tazaquil.” At the time, I said it sounded like an anti-depressant.