Would couldn’t see that coming? Well, I guess I didn’t see “Raisin Cane” get lobbed under the bus with Pete.
It’s gotta be a can of tasty peanut brittle. 
(I agree that he is most likely lying.)
When asked for comment, Hegseth began frothing at the mouth and responded “WARRRRRRRRRR! BLOOD DEATH GORE DESTRUCTION KILL MURDER!!!”
He seems like a nice guy.
In the meantime, we have a new Lego clip from Iran state media. They’ve been producing a lot of these lately. I’m surprised that Trump’s media team hasn’t made any response videos. We already know they don’t have any sense of shame or an ounce of integrity. Maybe we could just stop with the IRL war and have a troll-off. Hell, that’s world we live in now.
How about a pager?
He was hoping for a Barbie.
https://www.kmbc.com/article/independence-missouri-cargo-largo-fentanyl-cocaine-barbie/70833492
I suppose it’s possible that the Iranian government realizes that he will do almost anything if you flatter him and he likes shiny things, preferably gold ones. Most world leaders are not so transparent.
Okay, a crate of scorpions that have been spray-painted gold.
Trump will now be represented in the Florida state legislature by a Democrat.
It must have been all of those mail-in votes.
Busloads of illegals, blacks from DC, Chinese ballots secretly delivered by submarine with soy sauce stains on rice paper, Hillary’s emails (
), all of the above.
I blame the reverse vampires.
If you read the Fox News comments, it’s all the commies moving to FL from NY and CA.
I caught myself before posting this in the main Iran war thread. This must be what his fondlers are using to give him his talking points.
A Cherub, presumably. It fits his age preferences.
And I went up there, I said, “Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna – I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, – I wanna see – I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in m’ teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, kill, Kill, KILL!” And I started jumpin’ up and down yelling, “KILL, KILL!" and he started jumpin’ up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, “KILL, KILL!” And the President came over, pinned a medal on me, sent me down the hall, said, “You’re our boy.”
Felt damn good about it.
No fair, I already used that reference three weeks ago.
Nuts. Forgot.
How about,
Waist deep in the Big Muddy
And the big fool says to push on.
Waist deep in the Big Muddy
And the big fool says to push on.
Waist deep! Neck deep! Soon even a
Tall man’ll be over his head, we’re
Waist deep in the Big Muddy!
And the big fool says to push on!