The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

I hope all these people are miserable every minute of every day knowing they have to kiss Trump’s ass to get their taste of power.

Got a link to the actual clip? I don’t give clicks Elmo.

The felon has put up a statue of Columbus in what’s left of the White House.

I’m glad my student loans are paid off. Many people shall be screwed. I do feel for them.

MUTILIZATION!

In the past week this transport carrier has raised it’s fuel surcharge twice and it is now sitting at 31.2%
Our other primary carrier has also revised it’s fuel surcharge from 22.8% to 38.1%.

On an annual basis, that increase in our transport bill is substantially more than the annual net profit of the business. So yes, it’s an existential crisis.

I think it was Jonah Goldberg who drew a distinction between liars and bullshitters:

The Liar: Respects the truth but ignores or tortures it for a specific purpose.

The Bullshitter: Operates with total disregard for the truth, focusing solely on the emotional or immediate effect on the audience, and usually designed to further a particular aim.

Obviously, he pegs Trump as a pure bullshitter and says that the bullshit is far more harmful to populism and political discourse than the lies.

And then we can start to Make America Great Again.

(Seriously, I wish the Democratic Party would adopt this as a slogan. For one, it is the goal; for another, it’ll devalue all the red hats.)

Dementia Donny thinks the Iranians are sending him presents.

They gave me a present. You wouldn’t know what it is. It lives in Canada.

If we’re lucky, they painted all their uranium gold…

This… can’t… It can’t actually be a real quote, can it?

The video’s right there in the tweet.

Just when you think he’s hit bottom.

Um, it’s a gift. Over a certain value, it’s property of The United States government. Hasn’t stopped him before from greedily stealing stuff, but there it is.
Foreign Gifts and Decorations Act.

I think it’s a promise from some random guy in Iran who called Trump up and said he’ll send him a bunch of oil. Probably Borat.

Can’t you read? It is not a gift. It is a present. And it does not have a certain value, it is worth a tremendous amount of money! The United States prints the money, the best money in the world, by the way, but the dollars are not property of the United States! They are mine!
Isn’t it incredible how stupid some people are?

I think he’s imagining things.

Trump’s latest explanation for why we’re bombing Iran; Pete Hegseth made me do it.

Or lying. I doubt anyone from Iran would send him any “present” except the sort that ticks mysteriously.

Trump and Mullin in the same room. Talk about an intelligence well. The depth/pull approaches that of a singularity.

A crate of scorpions maybe?


A giant sucking vortex so disruptive that it’s detectable from outer space.