"So I can disagree with the pope. I have a right to disagree with the pope.”
This is coming from the man who thinks it’s illegal for people to disagree with him.
Man… this is.. fucking Poetry! Made my day! Thank you!
Let’s try this one:
So I was right, I also can proudly say that I never accused Messi of that, and when he eventually proved me right I had this to say:
“Things that never happened” for $1000, Ken.
You are, of course, correct. It’s his supporters, the uneducated (read: stupid) people he “loves”, who do not bother to check the facts because they believe his vebal diarrhea.
Israel is prohibited by Trump from bombing Lebanon? Yeah, right. I’m thinking another bedfellow is getting kicked onto the floor mighty soon.
I don’t think we should assume the guy who’s currently dealing with the “Hezboolah” situation is the smart one.
Trump’s approval ratings are down since he started this war. Obviously this is not Trump’s fault. Somebody else must be to blame.
I’m sure Hegseth has spent the last couple of weeks telling Trump that it was Netanyahu.
Considering that Mossad almost CERTAINLY has kompromat on Trump, that’d be a pretty dangerous move on his part, but it seems the dementia has advanced to the point where he doesn’t understand that turning on Bibi means the world gets to see the uncensored pics of him raping 12-year-olds.
Donald has apparently awarded the international-waters Strait of Hormuz to Iran—blindsiding the other nations fronting the strait:
WTF is “Nuclear “Dust””? Is that what Donny snorts to keep him conscious during Cabinet meetings?
At last, the USA has achieved its war aims of opening the Strait of Hormuz! Now we can declare victory and go home, secure in the knowledge that the Strait of Hormuz will remain open, just like it was before we killed a bunch of people for no reason.
Donald WILL expect a trophy, and lavish ceremony of thanks and celebration.
This was my reaction as well: that international relations between Iran and others are pretty much back to where they were before the war police action expedition began. But since I consider myself somewhat naïve where geopolitics are concerned, I then thought that it couldn’t be that much of a comedown for the US. Then I remembered who we’re talking about, and it makes sense after a fashion.
(More and more I’m coming to agree with Goldstein’s reasoning behind perpetual war: that it’s a way of consuming what he called the “products of the machine” without allowing them to enhance the lives of the masses, who can be kept repressed.)
My WAG is that it’s the alleged remnants of Iran’s nuclear program and uranium stockpile, which Trump and co. keep claiming that they have destroyed via bombing.
Is this when the victorious plundering starts? Do I get a cut?
Everybody has a share, everybody gets a cut.
Milo Minderbinder
The President’s Brain Is Missing, Paging Dr. Christ Edition
“His movement is forget it. It’s not gonna happen any other way but success.”
https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mjpwckbmzt2w
“Mutilization”
“We will make Lebanon great again”
“The USA will get all nuclear dust, you know what the nuclear dust is? No money will exchange hands in any way, shape, or form. How are we going to get the nuclear dust? We’re going to get it by going in with Iran, with lots of excavators”
“They were clapping for everything I said” – Trump completely makes stuff up about Democrats clapping for him at the State of the Union
It’s everybody’s fault except mine that Republicans are going to lose in November
“We’re actually cooling as a planet”
“We suspended all refugee resettlement, except for prosecuted South Africans. There’s a genocide. They kill people if they’re white.”
“I love Danica [Patrick]. I love her hair. I always liked her hair. I always liked the little widow’s peak.”
“We will begin releasing government files relating to UFOs and unexplained aerial phenomena and you’re really into that. I don’t know if I am. I thought I’d save it for this crowd. Because you’re a little bit out there.”
“Maine is so bad, but we’re right on their ass.”
Starting them, then ending them. The Circle of Life.
The Atlantic reports that Kash “Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy” Patel is a blackout drunk who on one occasion had to be awakened after breaking his door down with a battering ram and had a public freakout after he forgot his password and assumed he’d been fired.