There was that one famous example.
Check Amazon, the secure boxes are made in China.
Kash Patel, Musk? They will figure it out /s
We are so screwed.
The Chinese probably threw away whatever crap trinkets and baubles he gifted them. But they probably had enough class to do it away from the cameras.
I would say that on this trip, they played him like a fiddle. Even to the matching dark blue suits and red ties.
And of course Donald hasn’t Clue One as to how Xi really sees him:
I’ve seen the theory that Polis is hoping Trump will unfreeze funds that Congress designated for Colorado. Of course Trump withholding the funds is illegal anyway.
Polis is term-limited from running for Governor again. But he surely didn’t help advance any federal-office ambitions he might have been cherishing.
He’s being quoted all over with remarks that make it look as though he’s saying Peters was jailed ‘for her beliefs.’ Of course she was actually convicted of committing a crime:
Peters was convicted for her role in facilitating a security breach of Mesa County’s voting machines when she was clerk and recorder. The incident occurred six months after the 2020 election, as part of her effort to prove Trump’s baseless claims of a rigged election.
https://www.npr.org/2026/05/15/nx-s1-5690286/tina-peters-polis-commutation-trump
That picture looks familiar. Eight years, and nothing changes.
Heh. Pretty close. (Though since the newer one is in a Chinese paper, I’d be willing to believe the artist was NOT aware of the earlier drawing. The concept of Donald having a gigantic-yet-fragile ego isn’t new or unusual!)
If I’m the Chinese I craft a golden bust of the Orange Walrus and gift that to him, complete with bugs. No way does he dump that in the bin.
Unrelated to China, but how about this as a gift for Donald? It’s a Major Award—maybe he’d go for it!!
Truth is actually stranger than satirical fiction.
Colin Jost says ‘SNL’ rejected “ridiculous” joke about Pete Hegseth reading ‘Pulp Fiction’ Bible verse weeks before it happened
I’ve read that CIA employees are not permitted to accept gives from Israel and their Mossad precisely because everything given to them is sure to be bugged.
And/or full of explodium.
I’m of the opinion that when going to any other country, you should leave your cell phone at home and take a burner phone with you. And take only a burner laptop as well.
I work for an American private company and we have rules like that for any overseas travel. You’re only allowed to bring a specially prepared cell phone and notebook computer with you. I think anything you work on has to be located in the cloud, though I’ve never had to use these processes.
I think the rules vary depending on the country, though. The rules might be stricter for travel to China than, say, Canada.
He’s being quoted all over with remarks that make it look as though he’s saying Peters was jailed ‘for her beliefs.’
Of course she was punished for her beliefs. She believed she’d get away with it. And thanks to pressure from the felon at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, she has.
The nut doesn’t fall far from the house. (The bolding is mine.)
Donald Trump Jr. was roasted after sharing a photo carousel celebrating his daughter Kai’s 19th birthday that included several bikini shots of the YouTube star, Wonderwall.com can reveal.
His Instagram post showed his eldest child in her figure-hugging red prom gown, along with shots of him and his daughter from when she was a little girl.
But the swimsuit photos had some Instagram followers scratching their heads since Kai doesn’t share bikini content on her own page.
“Happy birthday to my absolute favorite 19-year-old child. @kaitrumpgolfer I love you and continue to be amazed at the woman you’re becoming,” the 48-year-old first son captioned his post on May 12.
And here I was thinking the felon didn’t care about education. He gives a spelling lesson.
During an hour-long Fox News interview filmed in Beijing, China, President Donald Trump proudly and painstakingly unveiled “Dumocrats” as a new derogatory nickname for Democrats.
The interview with Sean Hannity originally focused on Trump’s historic meeting with Chinese President Xi Jinping, but devolved into yet another rant about the president’s perceived political enemies.
Trump pivoted from discussing potential trade deals with China to attacking domestic politics.
He targeted Democratic House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, calling him a “very low IQ individual,” which inspired the insult.
This isn’t the first time the 79-year-old POTUS attacked Jeffries, of whom he has demanded criminal charges of “incitement to violence” following Jeffries’ sharp criticism of the Supreme Court and redistricting maps. Trump publicly labeled the top Democrat a "THUG,” a slur many critics have deemed intentionally racist of the Black Democrat.
Trump explicitly spelled out his reasoning to Hannity, stating, “They’re dumb. It’s D-U-M. I got rid of the B. So you’re only changing one letter… E goes, and the U comes. It’s a Dumocrat.”
Let me try to apply that lesson. Let’s see. I can take Trump, move the r, get rid of the mp, and add d. I get an A+, right?
Guess who’s still tilting at windmills. Yep, Don Corrupte.
Donald Trump took a swipe at his on-again, off-again ally Keir Starmer as the British prime minister’s future looks increasingly uncertain.
Speaking aboard Air Force One on Friday, the 79-year-old president was asked if he believes Starmer–who has refused to help Trump’s war in Iran–will survive growing calls to stand down from members of his own party.
Trump said it’s a “tough thing” for Starmer to be facing before attacking the prime minister’s policies and launching into a tirade about one of the president’s old nemeses: green energy and wind turbines.
“Unless he can straighten out immigration, where he’s weak, and if he doesn’t start drilling and stop with the windmills all over the place that are causing havoc. They’re causing havoc, most expensive form of energy, they kill the birds, they’re unsightly, they’re ruining the landscape,” Trump said.
“If he doesn’t stop with the windmills. He’s got to do energy, he’s got to open up the North Sea, you know. He’s got one of the greatest oil finds anywhere in the world, and he’s not using it.”
The felon killed innocent people at sea. (Yes, that’s not exactly news now.)
A five-month investigation has named 13 previously unidentified victims of US attacks on boats allegedly carrying narcotics in a campaign that has killed nearly 200 people in the Caribbean and the eastern Pacific.
It is unclear if the US has ever identified any of its 194 victims before attacking them, and the names of just three had previously emerged, after their families launched legal cases against the White House.
The Trump administration has consistently sought to justify the killings, which began during last year’s military buildup towards Venezuela, by arguing those targeted were “narco-terrorists” transporting drugs to the US.
But a joint effort by 20 journalists led by the Latin American Center for Investigative Journalism (CLIP) this week published the identities of 13 of those killed, some of whom showed no indication of involvement in drug trafficking.
The felon is triple-tasking! (The bolding is mine.)
Donald Trump can’t seem to get over how tall Chinese President Xi Jinping is—just like a Chinese leader should be.
During an interview with Fox News’ Sean Hannity on Thursday, the 79-year-old president slipped into one of his trademark movie-star comparisons, noting that if someone was making a film featuring a Chinese leader, they wouldn’t have to look beyond the 72-year-old Communist Party chief.
“If you went to Hollywood and looked for a leader of China to play a role in a movie,” Trump told Hannity, “he’s Central Casting. You couldn’t find a guy like him.”
The president, who has famously appeared as himself in films including Home Alone 2: Lost in New York and Zoolander, then went on to comment on Xi’s “physical features.”
“He’s tall, he’s very tall,” Trump said of the Chinese leader, who is approximately 5ft 11in, compared with Trump’s own claimed height of 6ft 3in.
Trump then noted that people in China “tend to be a little bit shorter,” a comment that raised eyebrows on social media.
“Trump said the quiet part loud, the racist part loud, and the stupid part loud,” one user wrote on X about the president’s comments, adding, “All at once. This man is EXHAUSTING.”
Another user further highlighted how much Trump managed to pack into a single remark, writing on X: “He simultaneously complimented Xi, was racist towards Chinese ppl, and proved he lives in weird tv/movie fantasy.”
I’ll leave it to you to explain why the felon is so enamored of other men’s physical features.
This is our secret spot, right? You don’t bring other dates here, right? I’m special right?
Donald Trump used a private tour of a historic garden in Beijing to quiz the Chinese leader about his relationship with other world leaders.
The 79-year-old president met President Xi Jinping, 72, in the Zhongnanhai Garden to pose for a “friendship photo” on Thursday.
In a video clip showing the two men strolling through the old imperial garden, Trump can be heard grilling an interpreter, while lowering his voice, “Ask the president… when other people came from other countries… presidents and prime ministers, does he bring them here?"
The felon also seems to have forgotten what he did to the Rose Garden (from the same link).
Xi revealed he was gifting Trump with rose seeds from the Zhongnanhai gardens after their tour, despite the president paving over the White House Rose Garden last year.
“These are the most beautiful roses anyone’s ever seen,” Trump told Xi during their walk, according to the White House press pool.
“I asked the president, ‘Could you get me some for the Rose Garden?’, and he said yes. I’ve never seen roses so big!”
The New York Times reports (gift link), “The Trump administration is considering the establishment of a $1.7 billion fund to compensate the president’s allies and others investigated by the Justice Department under President Joseph R. Biden Jr.”
Does that sound like something ripe for corruption to you? If so, you’re not the only one. The Times goes on to say, “The unusual plan, which Democrats and former government officials criticized as a vast political slush fund financed by taxpayers, is being fast-tracked, but has yet to be finalized or approved, according to people familiar with the situation who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss internal deliberations.”
Trump’s name in Chinese: Rae Ping Yong.
Dumocrats” as a new derogatory nickname for Democrats.
Dumocrats from the Dumocrat Party! Hilarity!
Did someone tell him not to use “Dumbocrats” as that might make people think of elephants?
This should be pretty interesting to watch. Donnie will be turning himself inside out during and after trying to figure out what to say… If he thinks these two like each other better than him—hoooboy! His head will explode fer shure.
China Will Host Putin, Days After Trump’s Visit
The Russian leader will go to Beijing on Tuesday for talks with President Xi Jinping. The Kremlin said he had watched President Trump’s visit closely.
President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia will go to China next week for talks with its leader, Xi Jinping, just days after President Trump’s visit to Beijing, the Kremlin said on Saturday.
Mr. Putin watched Mr. Trump’s visit closely and is looking forward to discussing major issues with Mr. Xi during a two-day visit, which will begin on Tuesday, the Kremlin said. Russian officials had said for days that Mr. Putin would visit China, but the dates were not announced until Saturday. China confirmed that the trip would take place.
Dmitri S. Peskov, the Kremlin’s spokesman, told reporters on Friday that the trip would give Moscow “a good opportunity to share opinions on the contacts that the Chinese had with the Americans.”
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IOW talk about trump behind his back. Hehe.
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Xi revealed he was gifting Trump with rose seeds from the Zhongnanhai gardens after their tour, despite the president paving over the White House Rose Garden last year.
Also most roses are heavily hybridized, and so seeds from them would be a pot luck that would likely look nothing like the original plants. If he wanted to get similar roses he would need to get grafted cuttings.
Indeed.
It is a very subtle and multifaceted rebuke from some masters of the game.
But would he have had to bin them along with the other gifts?
IOW talk about trump behind his back. Hehe.
No doubt in that very garden!