The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

There was that one famous example.

Check Amazon, the secure boxes are made in China.

Kash Patel, Musk? They will figure it out /s

We are so screwed.

The Chinese probably threw away whatever crap trinkets and baubles he gifted them. But they probably had enough class to do it away from the cameras.

I would say that on this trip, they played him like a fiddle. Even to the matching dark blue suits and red ties.

And of course Donald hasn’t Clue One as to how Xi really sees him:

I’ve seen the theory that Polis is hoping Trump will unfreeze funds that Congress designated for Colorado. Of course Trump withholding the funds is illegal anyway.

Polis is term-limited from running for Governor again. But he surely didn’t help advance any federal-office ambitions he might have been cherishing.

He’s being quoted all over with remarks that make it look as though he’s saying Peters was jailed ‘for her beliefs.’ Of course she was actually convicted of committing a crime:

https://www.npr.org/2026/05/15/nx-s1-5690286/tina-peters-polis-commutation-trump

That picture looks familiar. Eight years, and nothing changes.

Heh. Pretty close. (Though since the newer one is in a Chinese paper, I’d be willing to believe the artist was NOT aware of the earlier drawing. The concept of Donald having a gigantic-yet-fragile ego isn’t new or unusual!)

If I’m the Chinese I craft a golden bust of the Orange Walrus and gift that to him, complete with bugs. No way does he dump that in the bin.

Unrelated to China, but how about this as a gift for Donald? It’s a Major Award—maybe he’d go for it!!

Truth is actually stranger than satirical fiction.

Colin Jost says ‘SNL’ rejected “ridiculous” joke about Pete Hegseth reading ‘Pulp Fiction’ Bible verse weeks before it happened

https://www.nme.com/news/tv/colin-jost-says-snl-rejected-ridiculous-joke-about-pete-hegseth-reading-pulp-fiction-bible-verse-weeks-before-it-happened-3945716

And/or full of explodium.

I work for an American private company and we have rules like that for any overseas travel. You’re only allowed to bring a specially prepared cell phone and notebook computer with you. I think anything you work on has to be located in the cloud, though I’ve never had to use these processes.

I think the rules vary depending on the country, though. The rules might be stricter for travel to China than, say, Canada.

Of course she was punished for her beliefs. She believed she’d get away with it. And thanks to pressure from the felon at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, she has.

The nut doesn’t fall far from the house. (The bolding is mine.)

And here I was thinking the felon didn’t care about education. He gives a spelling lesson.

Let me try to apply that lesson. Let’s see. I can take Trump, move the r, get rid of the mp, and add d. I get an A+, right?

Guess who’s still tilting at windmills. Yep, Don Corrupte.

The felon killed innocent people at sea. (Yes, that’s not exactly news now.)

The felon is triple-tasking! (The bolding is mine.)

I’ll leave it to you to explain why the felon is so enamored of other men’s physical features.

This is our secret spot, right? You don’t bring other dates here, right? I’m special right?

The felon also seems to have forgotten what he did to the Rose Garden (from the same link).

The New York Times reports (gift link), “The Trump administration is considering the establishment of a $1.7 billion fund to compensate the president’s allies and others investigated by the Justice Department under President Joseph R. Biden Jr.”

Does that sound like something ripe for corruption to you? If so, you’re not the only one. The Times goes on to say, “The unusual plan, which Democrats and former government officials criticized as a vast political slush fund financed by taxpayers, is being fast-tracked, but has yet to be finalized or approved, according to people familiar with the situation who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss internal deliberations.”

Trump’s name in Chinese: Rae Ping Yong.

Dumocrats from the Dumocrat Party! Hilarity!

Did someone tell him not to use “Dumbocrats” as that might make people think of elephants?

This should be pretty interesting to watch. Donnie will be turning himself inside out during and after trying to figure out what to say… If he thinks these two like each other better than him—hoooboy! His head will explode fer shure.

China Will Host Putin, Days After Trump’s Visit

The Russian leader will go to Beijing on Tuesday for talks with President Xi Jinping. The Kremlin said he had watched President Trump’s visit closely.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/16/world/europe/putin-china-visit-trump.html?unlocked_article_code=1.jFA.zVtr.POKxUtx49H5v&smid=url-share

President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia will go to China next week for talks with its leader, Xi Jinping, just days after President Trump’s visit to Beijing, the Kremlin said on Saturday.

Mr. Putin watched Mr. Trump’s visit closely and is looking forward to discussing major issues with Mr. Xi during a two-day visit, which will begin on Tuesday, the Kremlin said. Russian officials had said for days that Mr. Putin would visit China, but the dates were not announced until Saturday. China confirmed that the trip would take place.

Dmitri S. Peskov, the Kremlin’s spokesman, told reporters on Friday that the trip would give Moscow “a good opportunity to share opinions on the contacts that the Chinese had with the Americans.”

IOW talk about trump behind his back. Hehe.
:face_with_open_eyes_and_hand_over_mouth:

Also most roses are heavily hybridized, and so seeds from them would be a pot luck that would likely look nothing like the original plants. If he wanted to get similar roses he would need to get grafted cuttings.

Indeed.
It is a very subtle and multifaceted rebuke from some masters of the game.

But would he have had to bin them along with the other gifts?

No doubt in that very garden!