The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

The magaflatearthers won’t believe a word of today’s strip from a modern-day hero, Garry Trudeau. It shows a few of the felon’s own AI contradicting the felon’s assertions.

But then Superman’s X-ray vision won’t work.

Infamously, Xi didn’t greet Donald—he sent his VP, instead. Let’s see if Putin gets more respectful treatment.

(It’s the Post so I didn’t visit the link.)

It’s said that Donald was the victim of Chair Deception. Putin likely won’t be, as I believe he’s noticeably shorter than Xi.

BBC says Trump ripped up Iran’s latest proposal after reading one line.

Considering he couldn’t read KCIII’s invite without handing it back to Starmer, I’m skeptical.

I am pretty sure Iran is not being taunting and belligerent. Nor do I think the one line said “Sir, you win! Please pick up the full sovereignty keys to Iran at your pleasure. We’ve made a copy for your bestie in Israel”

So I’ll go with poking the psycho.
“Remember the Alamo? We are Santa Anna”

“TACO!”

trump ripping up paper is already implausible. Is that his new threat? You get one line. Better use it well"

“The party of the first part…”

The ballroom isn’t going to be paid for by the government!

Just in case you thought we still have separate branches of government, Beetlejuice Fan One is here to show her support.

Please note the irony of some promising to “drain the swamp” blocking funds for clean drinking water.

The Big Lie lives on.

TLDR: “The absence of evidence is evidence the election was rigged.”

And the grift continues.

And the meat of it is here:

May I remind you this is the very same person who says he’s not worried about your economic woes?

Traitor the felon pardoned is, you guessed it, arrested yet again.

He’s on the prowl!

Ain’t he just romantic?

I’m honestly not sure if Trump is aware that this isn’t actually a thing he actually did.

It’s too bad his team of crack lawyers didn’t produce any of that evidence in the 60-odd fraud cases they’d brought before various courts.

What puzzles me is why Trump is still complaining about the 2020 election. It’s over and done with, and we’ve had five years since. What does Trump possibly have to gain, except to be able to say, “I told you so.” He’s not going to be able to be be US President for the years January 2021 to January 2025. Why does he care?

At any rate, Trump lost in 2020. That’s it, that’s all, that’s final. Trump lost in 2020. Period.

Because he’s a pathetic whiny babyman who throws a tantrum at the mere suggestion he might have lost at something.

Because he cheated to win, and yet didn’t win. He is convinced that means the Dems cheated even more. In his mind there can be no alternative explanation.

The MAGA logic I’ve heard is, because the 2020 election would have been Trump’s second term, he is entitled to be elected in 2028, because his second term was stolen from him. Which means he is actually serving his third term now, but he deserves a do-over in 2028 anyway, to make up for his second term, which was stolen.

I find it strange that Todd Blanche, an acting Attorney General, does not know what the word evidence means.
Some day someone is going to hold that against him, I hope.

It keeps everybody looking at that corner of the room instead of the other corner of the room where the Epstein files sit, and another corner of the room where the destruction of the White House grounds sits, and another corner of the room where the Trump organization is making money off tons of insider information… How many corners does that make?

IOW distraction, distraction, distraction!

During the 2016 election process, someone from New York City said that Trump is one of the worst social climbers around. They said that he thought he should be in the highest echelon of New York society and was upset that he wasn’t accepted as being high society at all. It didn’t seem that anyone wanted to invite him to the real elite parties where social status, not money is what counts. It seemed reasonable to assume that his entire reason for running was to try to push into being accepted by high society.

While he may be President, I sincerely doubt that he has gained acceptance by those members of New York’s high society. It is as if he is now to the point of trying to take revenge on the whole country for his failure to be accepted by the social elite.

To quote Jason from The Good Place:

Yes. He’s from Queens, not Manhattan.

No offense to Queens — I adore it, my cousins live there, and I teach my students about its glorious linguistic and cultural diversity — but especially in the 1980s, it (and the other “outer boroughs,” except a few Brooklyn neighborhoods) were considered (by Manhattan’s Yuppies and tastemakers) uncool and gauche.

This theme is explored in films like Saturday Night Fever and Summer of Sam.
Specifically regarding Trump’s pathetic, failed social striving among the 1980s Manhattan elite, Spy Magazine documented this thoroughly as it was happening.

Have you ever heard of a litmus test? This is an article of faith.

Pass the test. Uphold the faith. Do not get primaried.

He pounds that, so the faithful will continue to adore him.

They should be beaten on the head with a civics textbook not produced for Texas.

Squirrel!

Probably why he is building an octagon on the White House lawn for the upcoming MMA fight.

I don’t know why the aspect ratio is messed up. But you get the idea.

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