Personally, I’ve taken to calling him Dances-With-Worms.
It says early circumcision, you know, compared to the later on circumcision, which is, well, you know when it is.
Monty
May 27, 2026, 4:39am
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The convicted fraudster, you guessed it, committed more fraud. (The bolding is mine.)
Donald Trump has a finish compared to a “urine sample .”
The Trump Mobile T1, priced at $500, launched in June 2025 as a luxury smartphone aimed at Trump supporters. Reviewers said the final product looks “nothing like the original image,” which resembled a modified iPhone 16 Pro.
Which reminds me. Why isn’t Apple suing him over this?
And my personal favorite part of this article.
Holland said reviewers “don’t know what the processor is” or whether the device will receive software and security updates. Unlike Samsung or Google, Trump Mobile has not committed to long-term support, raising concerns about reliability and security.
He’s hunting, apparently literally, members of his own party now.
President Donald Trump has shared a seemingly AI-generated photograph of himself riding a rhinoceros and carrying a gun, in what appears to be a warning to so-called soft-touch Republicans.
The president reposted the image on Truth Social, which shows him on top of the animal alongside the text: “No RINOs! Repost to make the point clear.”
I wonder how well he could do that, though, when mesmerized by a column .
President Donald Trump appeared absorbed by the White House’s columns on Monday, lingering for several minutes and running his hands along the stonework.
The row of columns framing the White House’s entrance seemed to arrest the 79-year-old president’s attention as he returned from Arlington National Cemetery after delivering a boastful Memorial Day speech.
Trump stepped out of the presidential limo and appeared headed for the White House entrance when he pointed to the base of one of the columns, according to a video posted by NewsNation’s Kellie Meyer .
He walked over and appeared to discuss the structure with his aides.
Not to worry; his #1 fan is there for him.
President Donald Trump spent his evening and early morning posting memes on Truth Social, boasting about his approach to the Iran war and hailing himself “the man who saved America.”
On Tuesday morning, the president posted 13 messages on Truth Social in just minutes shortly before 6 a.m. One included a previously posted cartoon of Joe Biden asleep in the Oval Office.
Trump was also posting memes Monday night shortly after Central Command confirmed the U.S. had launched strikes on Iran in what the military described as defensive actions. Despite the tense state of negotiations between the two countries, Trump fired off memes that lauded him as “Master Negotiator” and “the Dealmaker in Chief” early Tuesday.
“The only president who knows how to fix the White House,” another meme read.
One image shared by the president, originally posted by an account called WomenForTrump, accused former President Barack Obama of sending Iran “tons of cash to fund nukes - treason!”
Didn’t the felon himself just offer up money to Iran? And, that’s hilarious he’s whining about President Biden’s sleeping in public since he can’t stay awake for a Memorial Day event .
They should’ve let him keep sleeping. (The formatting is from the article.)
Donald Trump Memorial Day joke during his Arlington National Cemetery speech. The president laughed while noting there were “not too many” fallen service members named Donald. The remark came during a ceremony honoring U.S. military members buried at the cemetery. Online critics quickly called the line rude and misplaced. The Memorial Day speech also revived scrutiny of Trump’s own draft deferments during the Vietnam War.
According to a Mediaite report , Trump spoke at Arlington National Cemetery. He said “400,000 souls” rested on the grounds during the Memorial Day ceremony. Then, he listed names of buried service members, including “William,” “John,” and “James.” When he reached “Donalds,” Trump added, “not too many,” and laughed. The Memorial Day joke drew criticism because the speech took place at a military cemetery.
Here’s a new statistic for the felon to put on his card.
That’s a 167 batting average.
The racist-in-chief ups the cap for his favorite African ethnicity to enter the Unnited Sates.
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Trump administration said Tuesday that it will admit an additional 10,000 white South Africans into the U.S. as refugees this year, increasing its historically low annual cap but still blocking people from other countries from entering through the program.
Trump suspended the refugee program on his first day in office and, since then, has turned it into a vehicle to allow Afrikaners — a group of white South Africans descended mainly from Dutch settlers — into the U.S. Advocates say the decision to focus a decades-old program on one group has left people around the world fleeing war and strife stranded and with few options.
The administration says Afrikaners are subject to persecution in their home country, a charge the government in South Africa denies.
In the Tuesday announcement on the Federal Register, President Donald Trump said that because of “an unforeseen emergency refugee situation” he was raising the refugee cap. He blamed the South African government for “recent increases in the incitement of racially motivated violence" but gave no specific information.
“I hereby determine that the admission to the United States of Afrikaners from South Africa in response to this emergency is justified by the grave humanitarian concerns and is otherwise in the national interest,” Trump said in the announcement.
“Yes, Anthony Donald. It’s good that you revived the endless war in the Middle East and you’ve deported those who pick our crops.”
Jumping off sinking Electric boats with magnets in their pockets.
Ancient punchline: “Because it’s too hard to say ‘My son, the nuclear physicist.’”
Monty
May 27, 2026, 6:20am
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Don’t worry for him, no risk of heart attack: he won’t understand the punchline.
Pardon me if this has already been posted (less time nowadays to keep up), but Donnie Jr’s new wife is the daughter of one of Epstein’s bankers.
The Department of Homeland Security is expanding its capacity to scan irises as part of its mass deportation efforts, a move that has raised concerns among privacy experts that the agency, flush with an influx of funding, is gathering biometric data from people it detains.
The agency awarded a $25 million no-bid contract last week to BI2 Technologies, a company that specializes in iris scanning. The new contract is more than five times the amount of the company’s last DHS contract, awarded last fall. NPR reached out to BI2 multiple times regarding its work with ICE, but did not hear back.
As part of its proposal to the company, DHS requested more than 1,500 iris scanners , as well as access to the company’s mobile app, including a database where iris scans are stored. Irises contain intricate patterns that are unique to each person, similar to a fingerprint.
DHS declined an interview, but told NPR in a statement that ICE officers use iris recognition technology “to assist in accurately identifying individuals encountered during immigration enforcement and removal operations, including confirming identities and backgrounds of individuals who may be subject to enforcement actions.”
Coming next: microchips with locator capability implanted in the necks of…well, anyone we arrest, incarcerate, or just plain don’t like the looks of. Especially if they flunk the paper bag test.
If you don’t want the chip, a generous donation to DJT ahem , a designated non-partisan (hehe) organization will get you an exemption-- for one year . Must be renewed every year with an increase in $$.
There! That should take care of things.
I think you could have stopped at anyone . I mean, some of us are guilty of thoughts that are insufficiently admiring of Dear Leader disloyal and therefore subject to arrest and deportation, and it’s best to be prepared, right?
enipla
May 27, 2026, 2:12pm
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No suprise there. He has probably known her for a long, long time.
Oooopps that was my pistol, sorry.
How is this supposed to work (other than grifting and bribes). There is not a DB of iris scans. Well not of regular, you know, people.
Donnie probably thinks it can identify those ‘wrong’ people.
Anyone not in the system must be an illegal alien. Right?
Along with a lot of people who are in the system. Sneaky people, them.
Nonsensical question - when the grift and the bribes ARE the point, everything else is just rationalization, and with this crew, often poorly thought out and incompetent rationalization
I don’t doubt that Donald genuinely prefers the more ornate orders of columns to the simpler orders.
But I strongly suspect that his drive to replace the columns around the White House is actually about being able to have the engineer in charge plausibly claim:
‘when we removed the old columns, the structural integrity of the building was compromised, and unfortunately, cannot be repaired. We have to knock down the entire building as it cannot be rendered safe for the First Family and others who live there.’
Donald is salivating to build a new Trump Tower on the site.
Sherrerd:
But I strongly suspect that his drive to replace the columns around the White House is actually about being able to have the engineer in charge plausibly claim:
‘when we removed the old columns, the structural integrity of the building was compromised, and unfortunately, cannot be repaired. We have to knock down the entire building as it cannot be rendered safe for the First Family and others who live there.’
Donald is salivating to build a new Trump Tower on the site.
Ahem, you read it here first on May 6:Post trump White House (thread now locked):
Smapti
May 27, 2026, 11:33pm
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The White House announces a concert lineup for “the great American state fair” featuring the hottest musical acts of 1990!
They did, however, forget to ask one of the acts if they actually wanted to be there.
