Knowing Trump, he’ll wind up declaring Martian Law.
Donald Trump will be celebrating his 80th birthday (June 14, 2026) by staging a UFC cage match (UFC Freedom 250) on the White House lawn.
It’s got to be really hard to write for The Onion nowadays.
Who needs the big beautiful ballroom when you can have this instead!
Is there a level of absurdity that this timeline will not stoop to?
It’s really a Biff Tannen level of depravity.
Is it just me or is there something truly distopian/Trumpian about the notion of celebrating Freedom 250 in a cage?
When I lived in my old town, one fine Saturday evening, the civic center hosted two events: “The Condensed Works of William Shakespeare”, which I attended in the theater, and cage fights in the other area. I over heard a box office staffer say that they could tell with about 99% accuracy which event people would attend, just by looking at them (and smelling them too, in some cases).
On a related note, there has GOT to be someone out there who is willing to permanently torpedo their career by committing the HIPAA violation of HIPAA violations, and tell us the truth about the Dumpster’s health. PSST: Anyone who does that would probably never have to work again.
I’d certainly chip in. Is there any potential prison time for a HIPAA violation or is it just fines and getting fired?
One of the legal grounds for breaking medical confidentiality is when there are signs of elder abuse.
But it’s generally invoked when it’s abuse of the elder rather than abuse by the elder.
To wit:
To stop leaks, the Trump administration wants federal workers to sign NDAs
Trump administration seeks government-wide NDAs to stop leaks : NPR
The Trump administration has proposed introducing a new government-wide nondisclosure agreement, or NDA, for both new employees and those already serving.
Recent leaks about immigration enforcement actions and the secretive U.S. raid on Venezuela underscore the need for NDAs, the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) writes in a proposed rule scheduled to be published in the Federal Register on Wednesday.
OPM asserts those disclosures put the lives of federal agents and members of the armed forces at risk.
NOTE:
The document does not mention the highest-profile disclosure of the second Trump administration: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s revelation over a Signal group chat of plans for a military strike on Yemen.
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More at link if you have the stomach for it…
RFKJr catching snakes today (30 sec)
Just a whole bunch of weird fucks trying to out-big-dick each other.
I hope those poor snakes are all right.
He said they were having sex, so probably a little pissed off.
I think some Republican politicians need to up their game by jumping in the ocean and fighting some sharks.
Maybe an event like that could be added to the Big Birthday Fight on the White House lawn. A big water tank, and have RFK jump in there, unarmed of course, with a shark or two. That could be the opener.
RFK says circumcision causes autism.
- What about girls?
- How Do you explain all the Jewish doctors and lawyers (male)?
This guy truly has shit for brains.
I guess that means Trump and RFK Jr. aren’t autistic then because they cannot be circumcised. There’s just no end to those pricks.