Smapti
June 17, 2026, 9:50pm
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The President’s Brain Is Missing; G7 Edition
“The agreement is very much undertoke”
It’s not fair that Iran doesn’t get to have ballistic missiles
“What am I gonna do?”
“It’s a very strong deal. Nobody knows what it is, but it’s very strong.”
“You shot your load, Steve, pretty much, right?”
Trump: "The press conference seems to have gone well. You shot your load, Steve, pretty much, right?"
“If it doesn’t work out I’m blaming JD.”
“Oss(jerk!)off!”
Apparently we’re going to invade Mexico now
Trump, breathing heavily, threatens Mexico: "Now we're gonna go and focus on the land. They [drugs] come through Mexico. Mexico has lost control of their country. The cartels run Mexico. The president is a very scared woman."
“The word ‘affordability’ is a fake word made up by the Democrats.”
(Ron Perlman voice) War. War is a nasty place.
“Afghanistan is kissing our ass”
Obama must be laughing so hard right now
DOOCY: A wise man once said, ‘Iran never won a war, but never lost a negotiation’
TRUMP: Who said that?
DOOCY: Donald Trump
DOOCY: A wise man once said, 'Iran never won a war, but never lost a negotiation'
TRUMP: Who said that?
DOOCY: Donald Trump
TRUMP: If they raised the white flag and said 'Praise be to Allah, Donald Trump is the greatest president,' the Times and...
“Young men walking around without legs”
“He was in a hotel and I met him. We fell in love, deeply in love …we didn’t know each other before that. We had great chemistry, and I stayed twice as long as I was supposed to.”
Trump on Egyptian President el-Sisi: "He was in a hotel and I met him. We fell in love, deeply in love ... we didn't know each other before that. We had great chemistry, and I stayed twice as long as I was supposed to."
This ‘excuse’ worked for Pete Townsend
wguy123
June 17, 2026, 10:34pm
6444
How long till Iran is forcing us to sell them missiles using some of the $300B we give them?
What a great war! We totally kicked their asses!
So Much Winning!
We would seriously be better off with Charlie Sheen.
Smapti
June 17, 2026, 11:46pm
6446
Chicagoans are circulating a petition asking the city to rename the street Trump Chicago is on to “Barack Hussein Obama Ave.”
dtilque
June 18, 2026, 12:14am
6447
Now that’s some first class trolling.
Smapti
June 18, 2026, 1:11am
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He lost a war.
And now he signed an agreement to pay massive reparations.
AT VERSAILLES.
All this time we thought Trump was America’s Hitler, it turns out he was actually America’s Kaiser Wilhelm.
Or Louis XV, Après moi, le déluge.
Maybe some cheeky reporter can ask him if this agreement will lead to “Peace in our time”.
Monty
June 18, 2026, 4:46am
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The convicted fraudster is threatening to pull funds for unemployment because he suspects fraud.
Donald Trump’s administration is threatening to withdraw federal funding for unemployment assistance in all 50 states as part of the president’s nationwide campaign against “fraud” in government spending.
In a letter to the governors of 53 states and territories, acting Labor Secretary Keith Sonderling warned that the federal government would use “every available tool” to combat “waste, fraud and abuse” within state-run unemployment insurance programs, including “withholding administrative funds from states” for the first time in history.
There is no single national program for unemployment support, though the federal government partners with state agencies to support temporary financial assistance to out-of-work Americans. Nearly 2 million people are currently receiving those benefits, while roughly 229,000 people are filing initial jobless claims every week, according to the Labor Department.
But most unemployed Americans face bureaucratic hurdles to receive those benefits. Most states provide roughly six months of payments to qualified Americans. Those programs are typically covered by individual states through state unemployment taxes paid by employers, but the federal government provides support for administrative costs.
Without that support, the loss in funding could force state-run systems to shut down.
The felon’s special crap touch finally hit the Georgia elections.
Georgia Republicans dealt a blow to President Trump on Tuesday, bucking his preferred pick, Lt. Gov. Burt Jones (R), for healthcare executive and billionaire Rick Jackson in the Peach State’s gubernatorial primary.
Jackson defeated Jones by single digits in the Republican gubernatorial runoff — marking the second time one of Trump’s endorsees in a major statewide race has lost this cycle.
Tetanus on the rise; thanks Killer Kennedy.
To be clear: There isn’t a huge outbreak of tetanus in the U.S. right now, but cases are increasing enough that it’s catching the attention of public health officials. In 2023, there were 18 reported cases of tetanus in the U.S. Then, in 2025, which is the most recent year that data is available, there were 33.
For context, CDC data shows an over 95 percent decrease in tetanus cases since 1947—which is when the vaccine became a standard part of U.S. childhood immunizations—so any uptick is enough to raise a red flag.
Plus, cases are increasing most in children who haven’t been vaccinated, which is part of a larger cultural change across the country. “We’re seeing that there is more of a pushback against the tetanus vaccine,” Dr. Edwards says. “The recent CDC report included four cases of tetanus in children who had not been vaccinated; they went to the ER and parents said they didn’t want a tetanus vaccine, and tetanus developed.”
And Vance tries to be a comic instead of the clown he actually is.
Vice President J.D. Vance laughed uproariously at homophobic remarks made by Fox News hosts Jesse Watters and Greg Gutfeld.
The vice president was on The Fivepromoting his new book, Communion: Finding My Way Back to Faith. At the end of the show, during its “One More Thing” segment, Watters noted that it was National Fudge Day and brought out a pickle cake with green frosting.
The host stated he opted to serve pickle cake instead of fudge, adding that he thought fudge would be “too gay.”
Watters stated to Vance, “I was gonna do fudge [cake]… for the VP, but I thought it’d be too gay, so I did pickle cake instead,” referencing a crude homophobic slur. “I’m not sure if I got it right,” he added.
Vance laughed loudly along with Watters’ remarks and thanked him for the cake.
Felon’s toady and DOJ IG wannabe denies the truth about the treason on January 6, 2021.
President Donald Trump’s nominee to lead the Justice Department’s internal watchdog office repeatedly refused in his confirmation hearing to use the word “attack” to describe the violence on January 6, 2021, that disrupted Congress’ election certification vote.
“I don’t know if I would use the term ‘attack,’” Don Berthiaume, the nominee to be the DOJ inspector general, told senators on Wednesday. “I mean, we had activity outside the Capitol —protests and such — and there was violence on the Capitol grounds.”
Connecticut Sen. Richard Blumenthal, a Democrat, had asked Berthiaume if the Capitol was attacked on January 6, and he grilled the nominee on why he would not agree to characterize the events of that day as an attack.
“There was protest activity, people went to the Capitol grounds. People entered the Capitol building, which is contrary – as far as I know – to law,” Berthiaume said, while stressing that he didn’t “agree” with the term attack even as he acknowledged the “physical violence” outside the Capitol that day.
“The term attack — to me — seems to imply that there was a coordinated effort to attack specific things,” the nominee added.
And now Iran is finding out what everyone else already knows about the convicted fraudster and contracts. (The bolding is mine.)
Trump played down the permanence of the preliminary agreement during the news conference, saying it will fall apart if Iran does not honor its terms.
“If they don’t honor the agreement, or some things aren’t even mentioned in the agreement, it’s a memorandum of understanding, but we have an understanding of certain things without writing it,” Trump told reporters.
“If they don’t honor that, we’ll probably go back to bombing them until they honor it,” he continued, adding, “it’s amazing what bombs can do.”
So his view of contracts is the same as his view of security classification: what he thinks, or rather, all that he imagines is all that matters.
Monty
June 18, 2026, 8:17am
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BippityBoppityBoo:
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I was riffing on Twitler’s adoration of a certian testicular-challenged dictator and Gatopescado ’s comemnt about “ball. O balls.”
And, yes, I misspelled that as aht . Drat!
Status quo ante bellum
Auntie who? I don’t speak Latin American. I stopped another war.
Greatest Losing President Ever
Maybe you thought that he was America’s Hitler, but both me and @Einsteinshund have been comparing President Ineptstein to Kaiser Wilhelm II for years. Even a shallow knowledge of German history makes that comparison unavoidable. Sad!
Frodo
June 18, 2026, 1:12pm
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I feel left out! I’ve been pointing out the similarities too.
Frodo
June 18, 2026, 1:18pm
6457
I have receipts from 2017
Trump reminds me of Kaiser Wilhelm
That would explain his (occasional) obsession with “Trump Class” battleships. Like Wilhelm, he wants a fleet that can challenge the Royal Navy’s dreadnoughts.
But putting up battleships against a modern navy would be like sending a heavy frigate against a WWI dreadnaught.
So, you know that terror attack on the UFC fight that Ka$h foiled and leaked about? You’ll never guess who was actually behind it, and exactly how lame both the “planned attack”, and the “Crack FBI investigation”, were.
What we have here is a pack of idiots, plain and simple. We’re talking about delusional LARPers, or perhaps “boogaloo boys” who love playing with military terminology, lingo and tough-sounding rhetoric, but who have absolutely no capacity whatsoever to turn their fantasies into anything approximating reality. Their plans are peppered with inane strategies for attack, plainly impossible plans for escape, and even cringy fantasies about breaking each other out of prison or excavating secret bunkers under their homes, where they most likely would all have died in cave-ins or from radon poisoning. Of course, none of this stopped the FBI from giving itself a hearty slap on the back for … picking up a 19-year-old turned in by his parents who immediately confessed and implicated all of his conspirators.
