The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

Imaginary other vandals.

Only stable ones.

The felon might want to dial back those threats of killing negotiaters. Someone might get ideas such as moving the venue to Fidenae.

The felon doesn’t even know who his own daugher is…or is not!

I like it! But maybe this modification won’t put people off. use blue Jell-O powder or blue Curaçao syrup on the bottom, pour in a clear soda, then put in green M&Ms. Maybe crunch up a few blue ones to have the floating paint chip vibe.

Second fiddle/third wheel veep treated like he’s supposed to be at the kiddies’ table.

And my favorite part of that article is this.

Along with this tie.

You think?! (The bolding is mine.)

The dementia is causing him to regress. In his head it’s 1985 and he’s the hottest name in east coast real estate, and this next big project is what’s FINALLY going to earn the respect of the Old Money and get his dad to tell him he’s proud of him.

Gilding the lions. From Rachel Maddow

The report explained that the administration recently approved a $5 million no-bid contract to a gilding studio in Maryland to apply gold-toned coating to “four massive bronze horses positioned along the roads surrounding the Lincoln Memorial.”

The poor horses now look just like his make-up.

(quoted from @Monty’s link)

Well, that’s the problem with being so fuckin’ smart, isn’t it? Trump is supposed to know when he’s getting bad advice and he’s supposed to hire people who won’t give him bad advice in the first place. It’s almost like he’s actually a FUCKIN’ MORON instead. They hand him a landmine and he uses it as a suppository. Whose fault is that?

What? You don’t actually think he listens to anyone, do you now?

And yea verily and forsooth 45/47 lags behind even Charles II.

I somehow like the reference to Charles I better:
Charles I of England was five foot six inches tall at the start of his reign, but only four foot eight inches tall at the end of it.
How tall does 45/47 = .9574 claim to be?

Yeah, well methinks we can all do so better than making some sort of martyr of him.

My preference is for an ignominious exit stage left in at the hands of a ballot box in a monumental landslide but that requires the assistance of around 50 million Americans.

While Vance was meeting with Iranian diplomats, Trump warned the delegation against keeping the Strait of Hormuz closed.

“You close it, and you won’t have a country,” Trump said on Fox News. “You won’t even make it back to your fucking country.”

Negotiators walked out in protest, and Stengel said they had every reason to.

“If there is one taboo in the history of diplomacy going back to the Peloponnesian War, is you do not threaten envoys, no matter how opposed you are,” he said. “And there he is, threatening envoys.”

Stay classy, Donald.

Well said.

Because of…

Oliver Cromwell
Lord Protector of England (Puritan)

c’mon, everybody sing!

You’d think the man cannot go lower anymore, but there seems to be no bottom to his imbecility.

To which Charles II is said to have replied, ”My words are my own, and my actions are my ministers’.”

For 45/47 that response is reversed i.e. my ministers actions are my words.

I think we need to find this guy, “Art” and fire him.

Maybe it’s the Southern California boy in me, but I’m used to fucking xxxx being rendered as pinche xxxx.

Something tells me that pinche rodentes wouldn’t have been well-received on Univision.

I’d much rather not think about Trump’s bottom, thankyouverymuch.

The more important your country is, the longer your PM’s name needs to be, I guess…