Suzie Wiles is trying to save her skin while playing both sides of the coin. She is doing a poor job of it.
Well she was hired by Trump, so no surprise.
So it could have been anyone in the Maladministration?
Trump will be giving a live televised address tomorrow night. What new spore of madness will this be?
- A declaration of war on Venezuela?
- An announcement of the arrest / indictment of more of his domestic enemies?
- A prime-time infomercial for a new trump product that he shills directly to the American people?
Maybe Venezuela
Could also be a pre-Christmas tirade about how the economy is actually humming right along and, even if it wasn’t, it’s not his fault, or maybe he’s involved but it’s really Biden’s fault, and even if that’s not true, just wait a few months for the eleventy gajillion dollars coming in to turn things right around
Whatever he announces, it will be comin’ down the pike in two weeks, amirite?
“There will be demonstrations to thank Yam Tits for raising the doll ration to two a year. And only yesterday it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to three dolls a year. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it. The eyeless crature at the other table swallowed it fanatically. passionately, with a furious desire to track down, denounce, and vaporize anyone who should suggest that last week the ration had been three dolls.”
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
He’s announcing that he is resigning due to mental infirmnity. His cabinet and principle advisors will be duking it out in a winner takes all fight to the death in the cage set up on the Reich House lawn.
/ dripping sarcasm off
Actually, since he didn’t thank me for my attention, I’ll ignore the mostly dead telecast.
News item: A statue of a black girl (Barbara Rose Johns) will replace one of Robert E Lee at the Capitol. She led a protest against unequal school facilities in Virginia way back in 1951. Each state is allowed two statues of whoever they want to honor.
https://www.npr.org/2025/12/16/nx-s1-5645727/barbara-rose-johns-capitol-statue
Prediction: Trump will issue an executive order trying to undo that. Or at the minimum, is going to complain on Truth Social.
The Senate has been dissolved and now Emperor Trumpentine is permanently in charge. All Democrats and traitors will be executed starting immediately. Gas will be $1.00 /gallon by fiat, and any oil companies not complying will be shot.
Or he’ll ramble on, never compete a thought, let alone a sentence, for two hours, saying five contradictory things.
I just read this NY Times opinion piece (gift link). No new information but a nice distilation of why Trump should not have been allowed anywhere near a seat of power.
Maybe they pught to have considered that before they ran 500 articles about Biden Old.
Or even one about Hillary woman (with email).
The US is pulling out of the UN and NATO. The UN has 48 hours to find somewhere else to do its useless dithering; what was once its headquarters will become Trump Tower Two.
“I have authorized Order 66. The Jedi were very nasty people in regards to Trump. The regional governors will now be overseeing their territories with the aid of our mobile battle station. I call it the Trump Star.”
As always, it’s a concept of a plan. That’s the best we can expect from this crowd.
I could get behind water boarding.
Thank the Maker that it was contracted out to the lowest bidder, and 40% of the total construction cost went to adding gold bric-a-brac everywhere.
The only really surprising thing in that list of “shocking remarks” is the one about Trump having an alcoholic’s personality. The rest is all pretty standard stuff (Elon is eccentric; Vance is political, etc.)
Some theorize that the entire incident (Wiles agreeing to an interview and its publication) is a stalking horse to hide One Big Lie: she states at one point that there’s nothing in the Epstein files that could incriminate Donald.
The idea is that people will be so dazzled by her “honesty” that they’ll suck down the lie without noticing it.
I’m hoping for a solid Hour and a Half further riffing on Peruvian Snakes. That shit is funny!
Mad King Donald proclaims that he has declared Venezwayler a terrorist organization and that it is “completely surrounded by the largest armada ever assembled”, a truly impressive feat considering that it has a 3200-mile land border.
