I wonder whether he has been told that the planes are painted with lemon juice. Classic textbook Dunning-Kruger, so good it feels like made up.
Well, some bombs have chutes to slow them down, give the bomber a chance to get further away.
Or maybe he meant Nevil Shute, but to my knowledge, none of his books or movies bombed.
Well, find some some ladders, and those bomber crews could have a nice weekend in Vegas
I only had three, National Defense Service, Good Conduct, and Expert Pistol Shot, so the question never came up.
My guess? ChatGPT. He’s been using a lot of emdashes lately and there’s no way a man who uses quote marks for “emphasis” and capitalizes random Nouns knows how to make an emdash on an iPhone keyboard.
As much as I loathe generative AI, I did a little experiment and asked it to write a Truth Social post in Trump’s style, and this is what I got;
STATEMENT FROM PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP:
I am hereby issuing a FULL AND COMPLETE PARDON to Sean Combs — a very talented, very successful individual. MANY PEOPLE are saying this is the right thing to do, and frankly, they’re right.
Sean has contributed TREMENDOUSLY to American culture, business, and music. Jobs, creativity, WINNING — things we like in this country. What he’s been through has been treated very unfairly by a system that often gets it WRONG. I know a rigged process when I see one.
This pardon is about FAIRNESS, JUSTICE, and giving people the chance to move forward and keep doing great things for America. We believe in second chances — and sometimes FIRST chances that were never properly given.
America is about SUCCESS, REDEMPTION, and COMMON SENSE. Today, we deliver all three.
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
It’s missing some of his signature touches, but it’s not THAT far off.
Dan Bongino is on the way out.
The “presidential walk of fame” now has plaques written in Trump’s style to remind him why he hates them and how none of them are as good as he is.
What’s funny about those plaques is, no one but WH staff can see them. If the oh-so-helpful media didn’t tell us, no one, including the former presidents, would know. Let trump have his private petty bullshit, as long as it stays private. Just as they’ll have to sandblast the toilets, the next administration can quietly remove and burn these stupid, childish tantrum plaques.
Hah, that’s funny, I came to the same conclusion in the ’ Donald Trump says he is going to give an address on prime time tv on December 17, 2025…’ thread, after @Sherrerd suggested the address itself may be AI-enhanced:
There will be no need to. By that time, trump’s crews will have bulldozed the W.H., razed it, and sprinkled lime on the ruins.
please pardon if this was posted somewhere else but I can’t find it. white house plans to dismantle NCAR the National Center for Atmospheric Research which is CRAZY
“The emperor has no plaques!”
They are like our stealth planes. invisible to the eye.
If you ask trump…
But doesn’t schedule 3 mean that you Have to get a prescription ( and that you can’t grow it yourself in any state ) ? I’m not a Dr. so there is no way I’d know this for sure.
Also, doesn’t this give Dozo The Clown a ready made list of people who buy weed so he can send ICE over to their houses and collect their guns? He had a brain fart about weed and guns a few months back.
I said this upthread somewhere but since the Controlled Substance law scheduling individual compounds was set by Congress, rescheduling marijuana would require Congress to amend the law. They have been arguing over this very issue since the Obama administration. Trump cannot reschedule it by EO. Legally. I am sure he thinks he can.
< Venezuelan yachtsmen enter the chat. >
Amyloid plaques though …
Well played
Take my upvote and leave.
Venezuela nationalized its oil industry in 1976. Dipshit wants to start a war on the basis of something that happened during the Ford administration.
Stay tuned for next week when we invade Algeria for sponsoring piracy along the Barbary Coast.