The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

Trump’s latest update on Iran; the war is over, we’re about to bomb them into dust, we’re going to invade, Iran is going to make a deal, we don’t want to make a deal, the strait is open, and we don’t need the strait to be open because people can go to Texas instead.

Good lord. I wish I invested in Big Tarp a year ago!

Nothing to see here folks. Move along! Also, stop looking at:

  • The Trump Kennedy Center
  • The East Wing
  • The White House
  • Meridian Park
  • The Arc de Trumpe

All the other DC beautification projects are going swimmingly!

What an elder statesman!

I’m failing to see the problem here.
Let 45/47 tarp anything and everything he wants.
Print on the tarp whatever image he wants to project.
Saves all those troublesome development applications and approvals.
Saves all those development costs.
e.g. cover the Reflecting Pool with reflecting tape.
When 45/47 vacates/departs/impeached/ cut down the tarps and things revert back to their 2024 appearance.

Simples. :upside_down_face:

It’s the Covid gambit: If you don’t look for it, it isn’t there.

Didn’t Trump campaign on transparency? Doesn’t sound like that’s what’s happening.

And, as I mentioned some time ago about the Rose Porch (patio is too fancy a term), they will look like large dildoes atop the tables.

Rip van Simple is jonesing about the 51st state, the other brother Darryl 51st state, and the other other 51st state.

The convicted felon finally paid E. Jean Carroll.

We all called it.

Racist-in-chief is back at it. Aka Racists gotta racist.

The twitlering is out of control.

Your choice: it’s either like Big Brother or the Kim regime.

Or, I suppose, it could be like the Nazi regime in Germany.

The thing Trump wants more than anything in the world is for the DOJ to “officially” state that there is rock-solid, undeniable evidence that the 2020 election was stolen. His operatives have had six years to manufacture that “evidence”. Records in Georgia may have been tampered with. Maduro may have been coerced to say he personally oversaw the operation to have votes flipped in voting machines. There is literally no lie too big for them to put forward because truth does not matter to them. I’m curious which lies will be presented Thursday to bolster his dream.

Seriously? All of them. THe correct answer is All of them.

I don’t usually get too worried about whatever nonsense Old Dumbass is going to blather, but of all the stupid shit he’s tried, I think rigging this election might be the thing he wants most desperately. What are we, i.e. the people in the country who aren’t batshit insane, going to do if he comes out with some declaration that the election will be federalized due to all the “evidence” they’ve found manufactured about 2020? Am I being paranoid? Is this how the revolution starts?

Taco Trump may have been responsible to the damage in the reflecting pool.

He had his motorcade drive across the reflecting pool on the new surface before filling it with water!

After draining it, they apparently found that the tire tracks are still there.

And don’t forget that the beast, the Presidential limo, reportedly weights about 20,000 pounds.

To be fair, they had trucks all over the pool while working on it:

Even then, the beast may easily have been the heaviest vehicle to drive across it.

Wouldn’t that be more likely to cause large scale damage to the pool?

It seems to me that if the lining was strong enough for the motorcade to drive across it without damage, it seems very unlikely that someone with a knife is going to do much damage, especially hundreds of yards worth of damage.

Slash is a famous guitarists for Guns N Roses. Figure below my be AI generated (definitely stolen​:grin:)

Do you think that Trump is finished renaming things?

Next come the schools:

How about Trump Institute of Technology in Boston
Trump A&M University in Texas
Cal Trump University in Pasadena

And highways:

Trump 66 from Chicago to Los Angeles
The Pacific Trump Highway (or would it be the Trump Coast Highway)

Hospitals:

The Trump Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota

Airports

Trump Atlanta International Airport

Rivers

Trumpissippi River

And obviously, rename the Pacific Ocean to the Trumpific Ocean.

And then comes renaming the moon to the Trump Lunarsphere

If he were being honest (yeah, right), it would called Trump followed by variations of Swamp.

Nah, those commies on the west coast wouldn’t go for that. More likely he’ll rename I-95 as the Trump Interstate.

He’s already done Palm Beach Airport. And tried to do Penn Station. I got it: let’s rename the East Bumfuck bus station after Trump.

Yes, it’s all part of the Trumpnited Trumps of Atrumpatrump.

Jeez, you’re making him sound like a Smurf. “Of all the Trumps that could possibly Trump, he Trumps the best. Heck, he’s the Trumpiest Trump that ever Trumped. Nobody’s ever seen better Trumping!”

Who am I kidding? With all this naming stuff after himself, he’s starting to sound like the Smurfs.

Like that?

Close enough.

Good image, but better if it had accordion hands.

“TIT”?

The Grand Trump Railroad?