The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

It’s AI, yes, but clever, not slop except for the content.

So you think an assorted variety of MAGA fans are “truthing” them to him minute-by-minute, hour-after-hour and he is forwarding them?

Even something so simple requires more tech savvy than he possesses.

There are a few, me included, who suspect natalie harp.

trump certainly has gone on posting jags in the middle of the night before, but this particular tear happened from 11:16 am to 5:16 pm yesterday.

Not that the time of day matters so much as the fact he is obsessively posting shit-tons of absolutely bonkers crap for hours at a time. I don’t know what’s wrong with him- encroaching dementia, malignant narcissism, something else, maybe a combination of things, but the so-called leader of the free world clearly is mentally unwell.

Certainly a possibility.

Social Media Influence: Harp is one of the few staffers with direct access to Trump’s Truth Social account. She takes dictation for his social media broadsides and assists in constructing his digital posts. [1, 2]

With help from a few 12-year-old kids.

“A full and deep throated act”

That last sentence should be etched on his tombstone.

"Let’s get rid of Daylight Saving time stuff, okay? We have a bill in. Hopefully the Senate is gonna approve that one. It’s called the weave. But I had a father … "

“I was very impressed – that was the largest piece of asphalt I think I’ve ever seen. I’ve seen a lot of big asphalt but I’ve never seen one that big. I said, you gotta be kidding!”

“Reagan allowed our cars to disappear into Japan and other locations … on trade, Trump is much better. Much better.”

“Chevy Ss-- well, I hear it’s good – Silverado. Really hot, right? It’s gonna be hotter after today.”

“MEH-hee-ho. So I said to a group the other day, and we will stop all business going to MEH-hee-ho and they didn’t know what the hell I was talking about.”

“Barack Hussame Obama. Obuma.”

“You’ll put a little cocoon around them. See, I would’ve been a wonderful automobile designer.”

“The beautiful reflecting pond. Somebody comes along and starts cutting it with a knife. They’re sick. But it’s in the hospital now, but it’s gonna get better very soon.”

“I had a top NFL football player standing next to a wonderful female athlete, and they were playing a game of football, if you can believe it. This game did not work out very well.”

Check, please!

:nauseated_face:

Does this guy have a day job?

Wrong question. The correct question is Does this guy ever do his job?

Reflecting Pool grand jury may have had irregularities.

Senate goppers now have buyer’s remorse.

Someone’s bored of peace.

Japan walks out of the League of United Nations.

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And now the convicted felon is copying one of North Korea’s dictators, but with Cadillacs.

Help him get to Heaven! SEND MORE = MONEY!

You’ll notice he didn’t use good ol’ American measurements in that glurge.

Trump is apparently scheduled to give a eulogy at Lindsey Graham’s funeral tomorrow.

What’s the over/under on how long it takes him to mention the ballroom?

What’s the over/under on how long it takes him to mention Lindsey Graham?

Made me laugh :smiley:

The prepared text will have Lindsey’s name in the first or second sentence, and even in his advancing dementia he can handle that. The interesting money would be how far into the speech is his last mention of the departed.

On this note, I don’t think it will surprise anyone here that their case against the Olympic athlete they charged with damaging the pool is falling apart at the seams.

“Simply put, the government’s witness could not identify any additional cost caused by Mr. Hearn’s alleged conduct. Indeed, the witness did not even say or suggest that the alleged conduct had compromised the liner at all,” they wrote.

The witness testimony also raised questions about whether the grand jury was properly instructed about the core elements of the alleged crime, which “bears directly on whether the felony indictment was lawfully returned,” Hearn’s attorneys wrote.

I laughed at crowmanyclouds’ comment, but I predict it will go much as Folacin describes-- he’ll first say a couple nice things about Graham from a prepared script, then he’ll segue into “Lindsay was a loyal Republican who fully supported my plans to…” and then it will be all about himself.

I wonder if the same vandals that put a 300 yard gash in the reflecting pool were the ones who poked holes in the government case.

I’m nostalgic for the days when Vandals only took pump handles. Or sacked Rome.

As a U of Idaho alumni, and a Dylan fan, I appreciate that post.

“I stopped eight wars—I would say five of them because of tariffs,” Trump continued. “The threat of tariffs stopped India and Pakistan from going into a nuclear war.”

“Well, we were going to start a nuclear war that would have devastated both our countries, and poisoned the air of all the surrounding countries, leading to probably 2 billion deaths, but fuck, we didn’t want to have to charge Americans a bit extra to cover some tariffs if they wanted to buy our shit.”

How fucking stupid do you have to be to believe this is in any way reflective of reality?!?