The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

Or worse!

Guess what?

IT’S TACO TIME!

“The U.S.A. is locked and loaded and ready to go against the Islamic Republic of Iran, at levels of Military Terror, Strength, and Power not seen since World War II. Despite this, we have just been asked by Iran, and other Middle Eastern Countries, to hold off any attack in that the perimeters [sic] of a deal has been agreed to,” Trump wrote on his social media platform Truth Social.

"This would include the Immediate, Complete, and Total OPENING OF THE HORMUZ STRAIT, and an end to Iran’s nuclear threat. Based on this request, I have agreed, for the future benefit of the WORLD and, likewise, the survival of a successful and prosperous Iran, to cancel the attack, subject to being able to rapidly make a DEAL.”

I give it until Wednesday for it to cone out that the “deal” involves a major US capitulation, Trump declaring it to be fake news, and then going back to threatening to destroy the entire country.

Rinse & repeat.

:roll_eyes:

Not seen since World War II? So that would be the use of nuclear weapons, right?

Sheesss, give him time, he has to call his broker.

Perhaps it’s worthy of its own thread; perhaps not. But here goes:
Of all Trump’s vanity projects, which ones will actually happen? On a scale of “No Way in Hell”, to “It’s Inevitable, Might as Well Face It”:

  • The Ballroom
  • The Arch
  • Trump-class battleships
  • Fleet of icebreakers

You have them in perfect reverse order, but I’d say “the ballroom” with drone hangar and armor plating isn’t going to happen, but something along the range from stinking hole in the ground to half of what trump wants will be done, but not before 2028. And we’ll be lucky if it doesn’t crack and fall over by 2034.

This is peripherally, tangentially, i.e., sorta related to the thread I started early in July:

I don’t think he’s going to actually finish (as in all done, debris cleared away, open for business) ANY of the things you listed:

But he will make enough of a half-assed start on each one to leave behind pile of smoking, ugly, incomplete wreckage/paperwork/legal tangles that the country will spend decades never being quite able to put right.

My comment from last October:

Jeanine Pinot should put the wine box away for awhile and start reaching out to her contacts at Fox News to see if she can get her old job back.

Well, obviously he’s looking forward to all that Greenland coastline he’s about to acquire. Gotta plan ahead!

It’s almost you’re his Muse. :grin:

Guess whose accounts Capital One closed after a money laundering review.

Felon’s former fan girl in on the groud floor for a new political movement

Captain and Senator Kelly has some mighty good advice for Rip van Simple.

I hope there’s still room under the bus for Todd.

So Blanche reaches a “deal” with the Senate.
Gets confirmed.
Then rips up the deal and does whatever the hell he wants anyway.
Trump gets his money and no IRS audits for him and his family for life.

Ha ha, suckers.

In the wake of, and in homage to DOGE, maybe Donald could do some permutations and combinations, whittling the list down to just two items:

Battleship icebreakers, and a ballroom in the entablature of the arch?

I think this is older but an accurate description of this administration:

I imagine trump was very impressed with her resume and felt a kinship with her.

Please don’t make the mistake of NOT going to YouTube and searching out Paula White speaking in tongues.

Please.

And/or other short-form documentaries that introduce you to her in a more fulsome manner. Quite. The. Piece. Of. Work.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!!

Which begs the question: why does the White House have a “Faith Office”?