The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

Zombie hordes, no less. Yeah, in addition to being ridiculously stupid and offensive, the games themselves are poorly executed, badly thought-out ripoffs of other games.

The lines don’t clear, which is the whole point of Tetris. I mean, I guess that makes some sort of sense, because you don’t want to build a border wall that will collapse every row that’s completed. But once you inevitably reach the top, it says ‘fail - border breach’. So it’s a game that cannot be won. Ironically, it teaches a true lesson probably unintended-- no matter how crazy your efforts to build a wall to keep out border crossers, it will always fail.

Once you run over a migrant, it starts following you. Soon you have a row of them following you like baby ducks. Or…it’s more like you’re a coyote, leading the migrants, not deporting them.

Actually attempting to play these games makes me think that whoever was tasked with creating them did these things to subtly mock the administration. Like those disgruntled Disney employees sneaking half-hidden sexual imagery into movies and displays. At least, I like to think so.

Quoting one of Monty’s links:

Trump…passing money along to someone else…
Oh shit, it’s too early in the morning to be laughing this enthusiastically.

For real. Can he just keep it legally, like, in his own pocket? Not suggesting such a law would prevent such an act, just what the rule is.

The secrecy part could be solved by using it as bodywork on cars. :wink:

I’m pretty sure Trump’s will indicates that all his money should be used to build an enormous pyramid tomb to his glory, and that all his Cabinet members and staff are to be entombed alive with him to serve him in the afterlife. But not his sons because there’s no way he wants to spend eternity with those losers.

Makes sense. It’s just like his ill fitting suits because he thinks they make him look slimmer. He absolutely needs a gigantic tomb to disguise his corpulence

Canada is going to reenact the War of 1812. Specifically those of August 24/25, 1814.

Given the state of the White House and ongoing developments in DC, they’re going to have to hurry if they want to be able to destroy anything themselves.

No kidding! By the time they get here it will all be a bulldozed wasteland.

One particularly large car, perhaps.

This wouldn’t be the worst idea Trump has ever had. Sort of “draining the swamp” in a way.

Yeah, I’m kinda on board with this. Maybe not all the cabinet members, but I’m OK with chucking Vance, Hegseth and Kennedy in there.

Les États-Unis, c’est moi:

“LOWER THE RATE OR I’LL STOP TRADING WITH COUNTRIES WITH WHICH WE HAVE A DEFICIT,” Trump wrote in a Truth Social post, aiming the appeal directly at his handpicked new Federal Reserve chairman, Kevin Warsh.

And if HE stops trading, the whole country does too.
And he still does not understand that a trade deficit means you have bought something: you pay, you get the goods. Oil, gas, raw materials, avocados, whatever you want.

I really wonder if Trump’s “Plan” is to tank the economy, cause a huge depression and then he and select billionaire buddies can step in and buy up whole industries for pennies on the dollar. Become just like the Russian oligarchs.

If his next pick for Fed Chairman is a bright-eyed newcomer played by Tim Robbins, all bets are off.

It’s got to be something? I swear at times it seems as though Trump is deliberately hurting the United States.

That gets bandied about occasionally:

[paywalled. I don’t have a subscription, but I think the thing speaks for itself]

As does:

Trump thinks a weaker dollar is great for America. Is he right? - NPR

Also, I was listening to … NPR (?) yesterday. Some Trump toadie was explaining how legitimate, normal, and good-for-the-average-American our ‘deal’ with Venezuela was going to be.

When I closed my eyes, I could totally imagine I was listening to Kermit Roosevelt spinning the Eisenhower Administration’s position on Operation Ajax.

Venezuela. Iran. Greenland? Forgive a wee bit of AI content, if you would:

Relevant AI content

The “resource richness” of Venezuela, Iran, and Greenland represents three completely different profiles of natural wealth, spanning traditional fossil fuel dominance, diversified hydrocarbon reserves, and the future frontier of green technology minerals.

Here is a direct comparison of how their resource profiles stack up:

Territory Primary Resource Strengths Global Rank / Significance Accessibility & Status
Venezuela Liquid Crude Oil, Natural Gas, Gold, Iron Ore #1 largest proven oil reserves globally High volume, low optimization: Mostly heavy crude requiring complex refining; heavily limited by political and economic collapse.
Iran Natural Gas, Crude Oil, Zinc, Copper, Petrochemicals #2 largest gas reserves, #3–4 oil reserves; world-class mineral diversity High diversification, trapped value: Readily extractable but severely choked by decades of international sanctions and infrastructure underinvestment.
Greenland Rare Earth Elements (REEs), Titanium, Platinum, Hydro-power, Freshwater Top-tier untapped global frontier for critical tech minerals Low current extraction, massive future potential: Extensively trapped beneath ice sheet; highly sensitive to climate change and environmental regulations.

:oil_drum: Venezuela: The Single-Resource Titan

Venezuela is the definition of hyper-concentrated fossil wealth. It sits on an estimated 303 billion barrels of proven oil reserves, surpassing Saudi Arabia.

  • The Heavy Catch: The vast majority of Venezuela’s oil is located in the Orinoco Belt and consists of “extra-heavy crude.” Unlike light, sweet crude, this oil is thick like molasses and requires specialized refining or mixing with diluents to flow and process, making extraction more expensive.
  • The Resource Curse: Venezuela is a textbook example of the “resource curse” (or Dutch Disease). Its extreme reliance on oil completely hollowed out its manufacturing and agricultural sectors. Decades of political volatility, mismanagement of the state oil company (PDVSA), and heavy international sanctions have left its massive reserves largely stranded or under-produced. [2]

:bar_chart: Iran: The Hydrocarbon and Mineral Powerhouse

Unlike Venezuela’s concentration on heavy oil, Iran possesses a highly diversified, world-class portfolio of both energy and hard minerals.

  • Dual Energy Dominance: Iran holds the world’s second-largest proven natural gas reserves (anchored by the massive offshore South Pars field) and sits comfortably in the top four for global oil reserves.
  • The Mineral Backbone: Beyond hydrocarbons, Iran is located on an incredibly rich Tethyan metallogenic belt. It holds some of the world’s largest deposits of zinc, copper, decorative stone, and iron ore.
  • The Infrastructure Bottleneck: Because Iran has faced rounds of strict economic sanctions over decades, it lacks the Western capital and advanced technology needed to modernize its extraction facilities. Much of its resource wealth is either heavily consumed domestically or exported through limited, sanctioned trade channels.

:snow_capped_mountain: Greenland: The Green-Tech Frontier

Greenland represents a completely different kind of resource richness. It is not an active industrial powerhouse but rather the world’s premier untapped frontier for critical minerals essential to the global energy transition.

  • The Clean Energy Treasury: Greenland contains immense, untouched deposits of Rare Earth Elements (REEs) (such as neodymium and praseodymium), which are vital for electric vehicle motors, wind turbines, and defense technology. It also boasts massive reserves of platinum, palladium, titanium, and nickel.
  • Water and Ice: Aside from minerals, Greenland holds roughly 10% of the world’s freshwater reserves in its ice sheet. As global scarcity increases, this pure water and the potential for massive coastal hydropower are becoming major strategic assets.
  • The Climate Paradox: Greenland’s resources are incredibly difficult to extract because they are locked beneath thick ice sheets in a harsh Arctic environment with virtually no roads or deep-water ports. However, climate change is melting the ice pack, making these critical elements increasingly accessible and turning Greenland into a geopolitical tug-of-war between the West, Russia, and China.

AI responses may include mistakes.

[1] https://www.facebook.com/BJP4KarbianglongEast/posts/venezuela-sits-on-a-173-trillion-treasure-oil-wealth-bigger-than-the-worlds-bigg/876273614989008/

[2] https://theses.hal.science/tel-02521345v1/file/KIRAT.pdf

Coincidence? Hm.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!!
–Mr. Oleg Arch

Very succinctly put, only about 2 minutes long:

Tim Walz was right, these were weird people and they just continue to get weirder every day.

Are they going to have to post an observation team on top? Will the team have stairs or a ladder to get there? Or will they be helicoptered up and down?