The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

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I don’t mind the “collect them all” variety of coins, like they did with the state quarters, its the artificial scarcity that rubs me the wrong way.

Are you people still talking about numismatics? There’s slop to be mocked!

(Yes, he’s STILL at it. Must’ve been a bad day on the links.)

The hockey image is really telling: Carney’s gloves say “Canada” while Trump’s say “Trump.”

I mean, there’s zero chance he had anything to do with the making of these. Natalie found them and said “Look, my beloved! That’s you being strong!” and he said “That’s my face on the strong man. Post it.”

I like how that Trump photoshop could make for a beat-up Lloyd Bridges.
Neat seeing him with a cigarette.
Or pacifier.

Yeah, clearly no one gave any thought to the hockey one:

Carney actually knows how to play hockey. Trump wouldn’t even be able to put on the skates, much less do anything other than fall flat on his face while wearing them.

I, for one, am looking forward to seeing what kind of offensive, tone-deaf, self-serving slop he posts to mark the 25th anniversary of 9/11.

My guesses thus far are:

  • A video of himself storming the cockpit of Flight 93, taking out the hijackers (Obama and Hillary in robes and turbans), and landing the plane safely
  • Himself raising the American flag at Ground Zero, Iwo-Jima style
  • Himself digging survivors out of the rubble while an admiring crowd looks on
  • A shot of the original WTC with a Fox News chyron reading “PRESIDENT TRUMP STOPS HIJACKERS - TWIN TOWERS SAFE”
  • A chart showing how the Clintons, Bush, Obama, and Biden all caused 9/11, then a description of how Trump’s policies would have prevented it
  • A Ben Garrison-esque cartoon of Muslims in stereotypical garbage (conveniently labeled “TERRORISTS” unable to get into America because of a wall labeled “TRUMP BORDER WALL”)
  • A giant celestial Trump embracing the New York skyline, with a golden dome around him keeping planes out
  • Just a big stock photo of himself scowling at the camera

@Smapti That right there is a Bingo card of what will surely happen.

I also anticipate a thank you to Osama bin Laden for making it so Trump (thought he) owned the tallest building in Manhattan followed by a “Praise be to Allah!” for that extra touch of class.

Just for fun, type “9/11 memorial Trump bingo card” into your favorite browser and see what you get.

Nah, if he mentions Osama, it’ll be about how he warned everyone about him in the '80s.

The felon’s most favored nation race refugees might want to rethink their choice.

Yes, the above is to lambast both the felon and Killer Kennedy..

The felon wants to pay people to stay home and raise children–but only certain people.

For any news whatsoever coming out of this mal(ice)admnistration, I cannot but help hearing a line from the movie Gandhi:

These scum care not a whit about children and this is yet more proof.

Let’s check the requirements, just for giggles.

Next stop Guyana. (The bolding is mine.)

The US State Department, though, wants you to reconsider travel to Guyana. (The formatting below is from this link.)

“We don’t need any stinking badges Hatch Act!”

I could imagine Trump as a member of the “True Knot”, looking on and taking stream as the towers burn…

Except he’d portray it as directing rescue efforts

Has he thought this through? Obama trolling him by turning up every single day for a free game of golf.

Trump noticed there’s a state with “Mexico” in its name and decided we can’t have that. He has decided it should be “New America”.

Next up: New York will be “New America 2” and New Jersey “New America 3” and New Hampshire “New America 4”. Because besides being a troll he is too stupid to come up with anything else. Even though “New America” makes zero sense.

He has no legal authority to do this, of course. It’s just trolling. God, I miss having an adult as president.

Hell, I would settle for a mature 12-year-old who had their head screwed on straight. Or even a very intelligent golden retriever.

I don’t see the comparison. John Gill started out with good intentions.