The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

Nah, he’s not triggered by “York,” “Jersey,” or “Hampshire” because he’s too ignorant to have any idea what they are named after.

“Mexico” = Bad, and must be changed. There’s no further thought behind it.

The tie breaker will be guessing what color his hair will be.

I think we should just name everything America. There’ll be no question of finding America on a map, because, well, it’s right there. Knowing geography is probably DEI or something anyway.

Or else because they’re named after places historically full of white people.

Mr. Burns: “There’s a New Mexico?!”

He’s now blackballing Canadian companies by name.

Look at Bombardier’s share’s performance today and check who short selled it about two hours ago, if you can. I can’t, the SEC won’t, but the shares are listed in Toronto, the Canadian stock exchange autority could investigate. Wonder what would happen next if they found out that the short seller had insider illegal information from the horse’s* mouth.

* Horse, see stable genius.

Whatever you say, Sinestro.

Yeah. Green Lanterns are chosen for their indomitable willpower. Sinestro and his Yellow Lanterns are powered by fear, and the terror that they inflict upon others.

On the other hand, the Orange Lantern (and there is only one, Larfleeze) is powered by greed. Which fits Trump oh so very well, especially given his skin tone.

There’s nothing in the Constitution that says a dog can’t…oh wait, there kind of is. Shit.

Damn. This is seriously embarrassing.

A dear friend’s cousin voted for Trump not because he preferred any particular position espoused by Diaper Don, but because he felt that the American political system is broken beyond repair and that voting for Trump would be the fastest way for the system to collapse completely, and the sooner it can be replaced by something that actually works for the majority of Americans. Based on the few values I know he has, I guess you’d classify him as a revolutionary progressive. He supports power to the working class, free (subsidized) health care, and is about as color-blind as anybody I know. He voted for Trump to speed the change he wants to see: Dumpster fire, then a phoenix from the ashes.

Of course Speaker Johnson adjourned early. Can’t have any impeachment votes. Also saw that the House was only in session 4 of the last 100 days. No need, run the country by executive order, gut feelings, and trvth social.

Accelerationist, eh? I’ve known a few. Those guys are mostly self-absorbed stupid assholes

What are they gonna’ do if after the midterms they actually have to gasp work? In our wildest dreams working people could never get that many days off paid. Any workers who suggested such a thing would be called lazy, shiftless, no goods, feeding at the trough of the taxpayers’. Pinko commies. :roll_eyes: grrr.

And? Is he happy with the result so far?

I don’t know. I think he thinks it’s working out the way he expected and hoped, though. And with the rise in popularity of Mamdani, AOC, and other Democratic Socialists, he may be right.

Well, he’s half right.

Horses are not the only equines one may find in a stable.

Not that I want to defend the scumplican party at all here, but representatives and senators have other work when congress is not in session.

He still thinks he’s the greatest and he has (manufactured) proof.

Yep. He wants to claim the entire continent.

I’m curious why he didn’t claim Dominican Republic. Hah! Whom do I kid? His work here, as in literally everything else he has attempted, is just slop.

Not that more proof is needed, but, yes, they’re in deeper than the Jonestown flock. From the same link:

Killer Kennedy kaves.

Didn’t the dotard already do this dance?

I’m honestly surprised he didn’t offer any name suggestions? Americaball, anyone?

Chameleaon cranium cannot condone criticizing confederates

Venezuelans are asking a very important question. (The bolding is mine.)

And he has such a good record at determining the validity of elections.

And in every stable, the number of horse’s asses will equal or exceed the number of horse’s mouths. Especially if the stable in question is the White House.