The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

Ding-ding-ding!
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According to a news story I read this morning, there was a SCOTUS ruling once upon a time that said that a promise made during an election campaign is not a bribe. No different than “vote for me and I’ll cut your taxes.”

One could reasonably ask “you control the White House and both houses of Congress. Why not just give the money away now?” The answer, of course, is that then there would be no incentive to vote Republican. Of course, another term for “incentive to vote a particular way” is “bribe”.

We would save a lot of money if, instead of giving $5K to every adult, we only give it to voters who can show a ballot that they marked for Republican candidates. That would cut the cost by, oh, $500,000,000,000 or so. Of course that would be blatantly illegal but the SCOTUS has said Donald doesn’t have to worry about that in the course of his official actions.

There are a few websites condemning this as out-and-out bribery, like this one:

Well duh. Of course it’s against the law. That’s just another day in the life of trump.

Yeah, calling it a “dividend” is basically admitting that he could give that to everyone now. But he’s not going do it unless he gets his way. Stupid Americans won’t make that connection.

So what will come next? A threat that if Republicans don’t win, he will put a 50% income tax on everyone making less than $250,000?

Donald appears to be wearing his prosthetic badonkadonk again.

I wonder how weak those men feel, looking Donald Trump in the eye and throwing him a salute.

I again clicked on C-SPAN for night #2 . After a tribute to Charlie Kirk I skipped ahead and saw someone defending Trumps $5000 dividend by comparing it to Biden giving billions in free healthcare to illegal immigrants.

I think it’s very safe to just say, “he’s not going to do it.”

Next episode of Peyton Place the White House drops.

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The Felon-in-the-Oval hallucinates attendees.

Bessent teasing punitive action against some bank.

Felon-in-the-Oval attempts to bolster support for a candidate. Goes as well as one would expect.

No question? See above quote about the convention attendance.

Yeah, right. That’s the problem: too many Black lawyers. WTF?

Za zdorovye “Toast” to Colonel Vodka!

Evidently it’s not a loss in court if you simply ignore the court.

Yes, the felon’s lying is absolutley intentional.

I’ve no idea about Perri’s political leanings, but given the felon’s past with musical selections, he’s using the song without permission.

MAGA yet again equals Making Atorneys Go Away.

I have always marveled at Trump’s ability to insult his own allies and the ability of those same supporters to eat shit and keep a smile on their faces.

Yes, because he is doing EXACTLY what Trump intended - distracting everyone from the crimes in the Oval Office. Trump doesn’t actually care about the military; he doesn’t care that he has shit advisors and strategists for his war in Iran - I think he prefers it to drag on, again as a distraction from the grift and the bribery he is committing.

This.

Ending the war in Iran that he started would not benefit trump in any way.

I don’t think it’s going exactly as intended. Trump wanted a distraction, sure, but he was hoping it would come in the form of a quick, easy victory. You’re certainly right Trump doesn’t give a damn about the military, he thinks they’re losers and suckers after all, but he does care about the military in how it reflects on his own self-image. The quagmire in Iran makes Trump look weak and that’s not what he intended at all.

Yeah, the Iran situation was a conflict between two of his well known competing lizard brain urges.

He doesn’t like the idea of actually sending troops into things, remembering all the quagmires of years past and also having the bully’s preference for bluster over action.

But at the same time, somebody told him there was something he could do that was sure to succeed and would be over in a matter of days, no matter what the “so-called experts” said about it. He loves too good to be true solutions (and is too dumb to realize they’re too good to be true), no matter how many times they blow up in his face.

And in addition to your points about Donald being attracted to the “too good to be true” solution, there’s his thirst for glory and eternal fame. And you’d better believe that Netanyahu, when selling him this particular turd, told him he’d “for sure” be lauded worldwide as the Great Genius Benefactor. The ONLY Man Who Could Take Down Iran!!! etc. etc. etc.

And Donald, the little dimwit, believed it.

Fucking cowards all. Like Ted Cruz, who put up with trump defaming his father with a stupid Kennedy assassination CT, and also insulting his wife’s appearance, yet still licking trump’s … boots. And so many other lickspittles who should know better and do better, like Rubio and the giant shoes.

At least Stalin’s underlings knew if they didn’t cowtow, they had a very real chance of being disappeared forever. Repubs in Congress and trump’s cabinet are just scrambling to protect their political career. At the cost of their souls.

To be fair, their souls can’t be worth much so they’re getting great ROI for them