Oh, not in Fort Lauderdale, no. It’s a Pompano Beach expression.
Oh, not in Fort Lauderdale, no. It’s a Port St. Lucie expression.
(Eta: should have finished reading the dang thread)
“I took cognitive tests. By the way, not easy. The first question is like what is this and they show a lion, giraffe, fish and a hippopotamus. And they say which is the giraffe."
“I’ve taken now 3 cognitive tests. I’ve aced every single one of them.”
And the crowd goes wild. Fucking goddam idiots.
He knows the difference between a giraffe and a hippopotamus. He and his supporters thinks that makes him a genius.
We are doomed.
Incredible. When is Columbo going to come in and say gotcha! He can not incriminate himself more. And now they write his speech is slurry? Slurry like manure slurry, a mixture of animal waste, organic matter, and sometimes water used as fertilizer after aging in a slurry pit? Put big golden TRUMP letters on that slurry pit, please. For his ego.
And then finally lock him up.
It’s old news but there’s talk of fines and sanctions against Spanish ships from the US in retaliation for blocking our ships from their ports because they were carrying weapons for Israel. That’s not going to help the economy or international relations.
Observations on a video of a press conference by the US Secretary of State. You be the judge.
“During a press conference, Marco Rubio was unusually energized, restless, with rapid speech, visible agitation, dilated pupils, excessive sweating, jaw tension, frequent sniffing, and an intense emotional presentation reflected in rigid posture and exaggerated gestures.”
Coke - It’s the Real Thing.
Too much caffeine.
I think you meant
That I did.
Cut me some slack.
I am having a truly rough time of it. 
Me, too, friend! Actually, I’m rebounding from a scooter crash–got hit by a taxi at the gate to my school last Monday morning.
And that’s still better than dealing with the disaster disgracing the Oval Office and destroying our country!
David Bowie: It’s not the side effects of the cocaine…
Narrator: (It was the side effects of the cocaine.)
Mad King Donald was flying first class on the Adderall Express for his speech the other night. Sounds like the underlings have decided they need to follow his example.
Santorum
O my, Monty, I hope you are on the way top better days.
That sounds rough.
I didn’t hear anything he said (in the above clip) that sounds too slurry. Yet this is like the third time this week he described his cognitive tests as “aced” and as if they were designed that nobody ever could get all of them right.
Hey I found the giraffe. Biden would have gone hippo.
I know one of the tests is to draw a analog clock. “10 to 4” for example. If he’s going to keep touting his greatness at this test, I want to see behind him a whiteboard, perhaps with the numbers all filled in, ask the MAGA’s for the hour and minute and draw the time.
Donald, the country is on fire!
And Putin, Xi, Kim, et al are playing someone like a fiddle!
And he suggests that telling the difference between a lion, giraffe, fish, and hippo is “not easy”.
Anyone in the White House Press Corps could probably cause a constitutional crisis just like that by asking him “Mr. President, what year is it?”