The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so.

Huh, the party of rape apologia has finally discovered rape they’re opposed to, but the rapist dogs aren’t disqualified. I guess that’s progress.

Wouldn’t the dogs/ sheep / camels, etc. be the victims?

I’m confused.

On second thought, never mind. Don’t explain. Please.

Look, it’s hard keeping these things straight after you’ve pounded your 8th brew of the day.

‘NO, they’re all evil rapists and there’s only one way to deal with them!’
~ Kristi Noem

stolen from the internet:

Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses

So there’s a new excuse for bad-behaving Republicans? The standards weren’t just lowered for bestiality.

“Why did you steal money from your employer?”
“I was forced to, I was trafficked.”
“Why did you have sex with a prostitute?”
“I was forced to, I was trafficked”.

Sounds about right. Always the victims.

“No, no, the camel fucked me!”

I appreciate you bringing that up. I don’t want to forget it.

Long, but here’s the “best of” moments. MeidasTouch

Kash Patel’s disastrous hearing before the United States Senate

Terrorist!

Paul Veerhoeven explains to Trump that wanting American soldiers to look like the guys from Starship Troopers is a bad thing actually.

The Hollywood Reporter asked the movie’s director what he thought of Trump and his team taking inspiration from Starship Troopers. “It’s an honor, isn’t it?” he said, laughing, before adding: “When [the Trump administration] talks about Starship Troopers, they should be aware that it’s based on the style of Leni Riefenstahl,” the filmmaker who glorified the Nazi movement in propaganda, most famously in 1935’s Triumph of the Will. “I don’t know if this president is aware that the movie says these [characters] are fascists without knowing that they’re fascists. That’s the point.”

And we have a brand new whacked out nut job conspiracy theory! (The bolding is mine.)

Given how the magaflathearthers react when the convict baselessly blames people, Christopher Wray should get some serious protection now.

This did’t take long.

And what do you think is going to happen now that it’s closed? (Same link)

All of a sudden the convict-in-chief has decided he cannot interfere in a state case.

Patel loves him some critter lovers and he’s doubling down on it.

So the FBI’s been inundated with applications by animals and some of those animals were victms of bestiality?

Articles of Impeachment filed against war criminal Hegseth.

And Massie’s a Republican!

How are things going in one of the countries to which the dictator wannabe has outsourced his concentratrion camps? (The bolding is mine.)

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So, it’s not safe for government employees and there is incentive for the king to keep people locked up so he can keep getting money from the US taxpayer.

When I was a kid, the news had the daily body count from Vietnam. Now we’re getting one thanks to Killer Kennedy. (The bolding is mine.)

And here’s a tidbit of which KK should be proud.

And now dengue fever is spreading in Florida.

I’m curious. Does dengue cause one’s skin to turn orange and their hair to suddenly become darker?

Turns out they don’t care about the pregnancies either.

Here’s one thing the convicted felon has managed to accomplish intentionally.

More on the USSF uniform

Leni Riefenstahl, huh?

Maybe they should consider Orania.

I think Trump’s base has eroded to the point where this won’t get any traction. Trump might keep trying to make this stick, but it’s going to be drowned out by the sounds of the prices of groceries, fuel, and everything else.

Not as long as he can get away with blaming their usual suspects, which is what they want to hear anway.

Nailed It, Nicely.

I kind of want to ask what terrifying world this man lives in but no… I don’t want to know.

They are aware. Just as Elon’s “Roman” salute was exactly what it looked like. He even did it twice to make sure everyone saw.

Apparently one where there’s a vast criminal conspiracy to foil the career aspirations of future FBI agents by forcing them to fuck goats.

Well there you go … I thought Kash was wanting the opportunity to recruit the goats?
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I think there’s a distinct possibility that Patel doesn’t actually know what “bestiality” means and thinks it’s just a fancy word for “rape”, and the old policy was preventing people who’d been victims of sexual violence from being hired.