The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

Not while CNN is still owned by Warner Bros, which also owns CBS. They get a little more independence but not a lot from their corporate masters

OK, it’s time for The Onion to get credentialed and start attending some pressers.

Today on The President’s Brain Is Missing;

We oppress the media even more than Jyna

I have more bans than anybody, I just banned the free press

Denmark has agreed to give me total control of Greenland forever for free

Kids will get less autism if they get five shots instead of one

My message to the UN is that they banned my teleprompter and turned off the escalator

Everybody is a Republican

We have to abolish the filibuster in order to stop Democrats from abolishing the filibuster

It’s impossible for blacks and Jews to vote for Democrats

Americans are happy to pay $6 for gas

Carve my face into a mountain, please

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

WTF??

This is total bullshit.

Pretty much my reaction as well.

This is still breaking news so there’s not much in the way of details at the moment. Here’s Politico’s article on the matter.

A 1951 agreement between the U.S. and Denmark already gave Washington wide latitude to expand military bases and deploy troops to the island, something that NATO diplomats have pointed out with some frustration since the start of the Trump administration. It is not clear how this new agreement changes that agreement which already gave Washington much of what Trump has been demanding.

From what I understand Denmark’s Parliament still needs to approve this. And no details are being released. I have a strong feeling that Trump is jumping the gun on this in a very real way.

Is this different from the 1951 agreement? Did Denmark just give Trump something that we’ve had for 75 years now and Trump thinks it’s something new? I await posters with more knowledge on this matter to weigh in.

I suspect that, like his many nonexistent “deals” with Iran, this is yet another attempt by Mad King Donald to manifest what he wants to happen into being through force of will.

If Trump didn’t hallucinate the whole thing, then that’s my guess. Maybe the Danes just took the 1951 deal and typed “The Trump Agreement of Denmark’s Surrender to Trump” across the top. That would probably do the job.

This is not currently accurate.

Paramount Skydance (which owns CBS) is trying to buy Warner Bros. Discovery (which owns CNN), but that acquisition is currently hung up in antitrust suits, and has not yet occurred.

Iran says the Strait of Hormuz will reopen as soon as Trump and Netenyahu leave office.

SEE.. Trump said gas prices would go down after the mid-terms.

Actually, I’d like for CNN, MSNOW, and Politico to say, “Trump says we make shit up? Okay, let’s really make shit up.” Examples:

Trump Says Moon is Made of Green Cheese
Trump Proclaims Himself King of Atlantis
Trump to Host Democratic Socialists at WH, for their Victory in the Super Bowl

Go full-blown Weekly World News on him. If he doesn’t like what they print or broadcast now, he sure won’t like it when they do just what he accuses them of: making shit up.

“Don’t like it, Donnie? Give us back our credentials, and we’ll stop.”

I mean, he already said it was a part of Mars

And mumps in San Diego!

What 19th century prospector disease can RFK bring back next? Dysentery? Cholera? Scrofula? Dropsy?

Yikes. Besides the usual problems of letting vaccine-preventable childhood diseases reestablish their former endemic presence in the nation’s child populations, mumps in postpubescent males can involve mumps orchitis which can decrease or even destroy fertility.

Racist has to racist, aka Yet another day with the felon-in-the-oval.

It’s a military squirrel!

The felon to be at the airport to say ni hao (heavy on the ni, if you know what i mean).

And in totally unrelated, no relationship whatsoever, news re the felon and Russia.

Let’s just pretend there’s no state or municipal government; it’s all federal control.

Federal judge won’t let the government lawyers “lawfare” as the felon’s personal cover-up workers.

Surgeon General nominee just contradicted the conspiracy idjit-in-chief.

That’s what we need in education: more free-for-all.

It’s amusing how the felon and his flacks are doing their utmost to have 100% federal control of education while at the very same time saying they’re getting the federal goverment out of education.

Oddly enough, they’re right, but that’s only if you realize they’re shifting the definition of education mid-stream.

Under 21 but over 18? The felon’s legal advisors say you can get a gun.

And here’s the reasoning. (The bolding is mine.)

The bolded part above is word-for-word the complaints I’ve often heard about laws prohibiting those under 21 from consuming alcohol.

Someone’s super jealous of a real president.

Just in case you didn’t know, President Kennedy’s gravesite has an eternal flame. This decision is no doubt at the behest of the felon.

A Republican senator says the felon’s family is corrupt.

When? “In two weeks!” of course.

Oh, he’s heard it, no doubt while people were saying it. Calling him sir. With tears in their eyes.

In other words: DIDN’T HAPPEN!

Census Bureau workers told to STFU.

Highly unusual? During a normal presidency perhpas, Johnny, but welcome to the Matrix.

Human chain around what’s left of the Kennedy Center.

Silly? :check_mark:
Insulting? :check_mark:
Degrading? :check_mark:
Un-American? :check_mark:

That makes it 100% the felon-in-chief. :check_mark::check_mark::check_mark::check_mark::check_mark:

What pathetically idiotic assholes. The Evanston local reparations program exists to pay direct descendants of residents who were harmed by the city’s former official policies of deliberate anti-Black housing discrimination and redlining. It’s not some across-the-board “handing out money to people because of race”, and Harmeet Dhillon is an ignorant dunderhead to allege that.

Duh. How else can he take XI by helicopter to see his fabulous, best-in-the-world cool new helipad? I bet XI doesn’t have one of those in his front yard.

Scrofula aka Kings Evil … now that one definitely has legs.
An affliction once popularly supposed to be cured by the touch of royalty.
Am sure Donny would step to the fore, recognising the pretext, the precedent and the promise.