The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

Yeah, if you look at that photo of him in the suit pants, there’s a lot of padding/stuffing going on in the front. It looks like 8 layers of Depends.

It this isn’t a call for the butterfly nets, I don’t know what would be.

:person_facepalming:t4:

He “stopped” a war between Israel and Iran by going to war with Iran.
Good god, Republicans!!

To be fair, the Israel/Iran ceasefire has been holding pretty well. The US/Iran ceasefire, less so.

He didn’t thank us for our attention to this matter. His argument is invalid.

How Trumpian.

(I was going to say Orwellian but it occurs to me the two words are basically interchangeable at this point.)

Orwellian has fewer Radomized CAPTIALIZATIONS!

Foot?

My God I’m embarrassed for this country. :unamused_face:

Common sentiment.
50+ results for embarrassed for country

Somebody make it stop!.
:weary_face:

Trump suggests ‘Ocean of Americas’ as new name for Atlantic or Pacific

The president also floated the idea of naming an ocean after himself.

https://wapo.st/47eRCVv

President Donald Trump on Saturday floated the idea of renaming more bodies of water, following his efforts to change the names of the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario.

“We’ve got the gulf. We’ve got a beautiful lake,” Trump said at a rally in Clarksville, Tennessee. “Now, somebody said, you need a river. … We need a river. We need an ocean.”

Trump mused that he could rebrand either the Atlantic or Pacific Ocean, and he appeared to joke that the new name could be in honor of him.

“We call it ‘Trump Ocean’ or, or, ‘Ocean of the Americas,’ something like that,” Trump said to some laughter and applause. “Before I get out, I think we should have an ocean. And we need a great river.”
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I don’t know about renaming the whole ocean, but the Great Pacific Garbage Patch could use a snappier name.

I mean, it is already in the doldrums, why not name it the Trump Dump? A dull, polluted body that aimlessly circles around with no end in sight.

Trump dreams that shit up while he sleeps and pisses the bed. He wakes up thinking: water. And of course also thinking: Trump.
(ETA Trump mumbling in his sleep: “An ocean…a big ocean…pssssss.”)

Perfect!

Now the dictator-loving wannabe dictator wants Ukraine to replace their president.

War criminal Petey caught fiddling with the numbers.

Petey’s bloodlust is not being received well by the pubbies.

There is more at the link.

The felon ordered to help retrieve man he sent to a concentration camp overseas.

Anyone want to bet the felon’s clique is going to raise even a pinky finger to accomplish this?

The warmongering peace prize seeker might up his count to nine.

DOJ lawyer sanctioned.

There’s a new game in town, thanks to Canada.

Here is the description from Board Game Geek.

The felon really does hate Blacks having rights.

First amendment? It is to laugh!

The Great Pacific Trump Patch should be an easy sell.

Apparently not any more.

At this point I doubt it’s happening. Hegseth went off half-cocked with his usual “logistics and rules of engagement are for sissies, WARRRRRR is when you’re a fucking badass (oh shit I lost)” spell talking to Jack Pizzagate and probably blurted it out completely on his own without consulting anyone, and even Trump seems sour on the idea.

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW?

Felon’s flacks fail!

The martial law election begins in the Dictatorship of Columbia. (Cross-posted in the Martial Law in America thread.)

I notice there was nothing said about the irony of that last comment.

He’s already got a river …