The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

I’m guessing not, though neither could I. All the female MAGA specimens are pretty much interchangable.

I guess he could if the lineup were facing away from him. He claims to be pretty good at discerning pieces of ass.

“We want them to talk about diversitay, as I say. One of theszeeumsm – diversitay, very elegant person”

This one made me just laugh and laugh. Hey, Obama never made me laugh so hard and long (not even his wonderful Correspondents Dinner monologues), so I’ll give Trump that much!

During the campaign I saw a guy proudly wearing an I’m voting for the felon tee shirt.

The problem is the rest of us are getting what they voted for.

But also, why would you believe his words? It’s also possible he knows very well who she is and is trying to minimize the connection.

Not that anyone ever thought he did, but he obviously never changed any of his kid’s diapers.

Can’t say that I ever heard that expression. I have heard “soft as a baby’s bottom”, which is understandable.

I think Trump’s just misremembering, because too many people have changed too many diapers to associate “clean” with a baby’s bottom.

He’s never changed a diaper nor is there any expression about how clean a baby’s ass is.

These last few posts already represent hundreds of times the amount of thought than went into what he said. He spews his thoughts forth in a stream of what passes for consciousness, which his cultist followers absorb like they come from Faulkner when it’s closer to the loud, brash braying of a mentally deficient carnival barker (which is still unfair to the barker)

Paul Krugman today.

By the middle of March 1945 even Adolf Hitler knew that the war was lost. Soviet forces were within 45 miles of Berlin. American forces had crossed the Rhine and were well on their way to encircling the remaining German defenders. But Hitler didn’t believe that he had failed. He believed that he had been failed by the German people.

So on March 19 he issued the “Decree concerning demolitions in the Reich territory,” which has come to be known as the Nerobefehl or Nero decree. It ordered the destruction of Germany’s own infrastructure — supposedly to deny that infrastructure to the Allies, but the obvious purpose was to punish his own country.

Fortunately, Albert Speer and other Nazi officials didn’t carry out the order, although they apparently didn’t tell Hitler what was (not) happening.

Why am I recounting this history? Obviously because I’m thinking about what will happen after the midterms.
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If there is a Blue Wave, Washington DC will bear the punishment. And any place else he believes he has jurisdiction over, which basically means all government institutions, structures, parks, etc. Burn it all down.

To be fair, he also does not, and seemingly has never, given two shits about don jr. He didn’t even attend his son’s recent wedding, despite finding plenty of time during the ongoing Iran war to golf and attend UFC fights. “Uhh, sorry son, too busy, ummm, presidenting”. “That’s ok dad, I understand. I’m going to be just like you dad, you know I’m going to be like you”.

:musical_notes: And the cat’s in the cradle with a silver spoon…

Or maybe he’s comparing it to when his diaper’s being changed. He’s not a newborn baby; he’s an 80-year-old baby.

The barbarians are now considering not livestreaming the barbarism.

Not content with their illegal search of Representative Omar’s home, the admin’s now going after her family.

In response to the illegla search of the Rep’s home, a Hatch Act complaint has been filed by a bipartisan group.

Thanks to the felon, Greenland will no longer be green.

But wait!

That war in Ukraine? Yep, Russia’s hitting American businesses there.

Well, if he’s playing 5-dimentional chess, then that’s a good thing. It gives him an excuse for suspending the elections.

That was a staple in Colbert’s opening monologue. “Do you like me now, Dad?”

Yeah, but that was spoofing Eric, not DJTJ.

D’oh!

I miss that guy.

So are they going to shoot at him while sitting on a chair (perhaps an electrical one, to keep the theme coherent?) or are they planing to tie him to a post, so that he looks like standing upright while his legs are dangling in the air? Is it still a proper shooting if he does not fall to the ground? Are they going to cut the ropes really quickly so he falls and bites the dust as he deserves?
Are they going to torture him before the shooting? Just a little bit? Will they taser him after the shooting, to see if he still moves, like the frogs in school? If he still moves, will they shoot again? Or will they first revive him and treat him in hospital, then shoot him again?

How dare you know the current US so well.

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With his upper lip stuck to his teeth. Cracked me up!

The President’s Brain Is Missing: Someone Thought This Was a Good Idea Edition

“Cog-native”

Forgetting what state he’s going to next

I have the most doctors

You know how it is when your kid goes to school and disappears for three days, right?

There are exactly three occupations in Nevada

You what now?

…and he’s got big balls, and she’s got big balls, but we’ve got the biggest balls of them all!

Go to jail and be shot for the rest of your life

$6 gas is good, actually

He actually thinks he owns Greenland now

Ranked choice voting is when there’s test tubes

Sure, but he’s also a huge bullshitter. So it’s really hard to determine when he’s actually lying, versus when he’s just bullshitting. That’s a large part of many people’s problems- he says some sort of bullshit, and people take it deadly seriously. Or he deliberately lies, and people assume he’s bullshitting.

I mean, I have a buddy who’s a big bullshitter as well, but he’s not a liar, if that makes sense. He mostly just bullshits when he’s telling stories, because embellishing and making stuff up makes for a better story. But if it’s something that’s actually important, he’s as trustworthy as they come.

It’s that combination of being both a huge inveterate liar and a huge bullshitter that makes Trump look so wild.