The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

Here’s the thing, Donald J. Trump clearly tries to oscure, detract, or confuse things because he does care about the truth. His manipulation of his own financial records for years just so he would appear on Forbes’ list of wealthiest people in America is an example of his deliberate effort to obscure the truth. Donald might be a bullshitter, but he’s an inveterate liar who also lies for the same reason other liars lie.

Or if he described her as big and burly.

Trump is speaking in Alaska tonight, so let’s check in and see what’s on his mind as he (clutches earpiece) yes, yes I’m being told that he’s tweeting videos of big cats mauling people.

Old MacDonald had a farm (which he almost lost because of fertilizer shortages and the price of diesel):

Economy
Inflation
Epstein
Iran
Overwhelming corruption

With a distraction here
And a distraction there
[you know the rest]

Could be worse; she could call him “daddy”.

In keeping with the fauna theme of the felon’s xit so-called truth post, I’d go with:

With a distraction here and a distraction there
*Here an Epstein, there a Qatari plane, everywhere a SQUIRREL!

As we know, that works for him.

Very curious if Donald and Kegsbreath will back down from the execution livestreaming, or if they’ll hideously dig their heels in, with more idjit rationalising like “the more people who see it, the better it is” along with moronic mangling from the likes of the Book of Genesis. So far Vance and Johnson are the only two GOPs who have gone on record, so far, to speak out against it. (I wonder if Thom Tillis would’ve spoken out against it if he wasn’t retiring.)
Unicorn-wishing, perhaps, for more and more GOPs speaking out against this atrocity over the coming weeks, and for someone with sense (as well as being prepared to be doused in ketchup) to whisper in Donald’s ear that another 9/11 might result from this livestreamed bad idea.
With further dreaming, imaging that this could potentially result in the biggest schism the GOP will face.

Did Vance and Johnson come out against the livestreaming? Best I can tell they just said they wouldn’t watch.

Johnson used weasel words about some of his colleages being concerned but didn’t venture forth his own opinion.

Challenge: Walk in a straight line to the door of your helicopter

Difficulty: Impossible

Oddly, he’s veering strongly to the LEFT.
:face_with_monocle:

“I didn’t know it was loaded!”

The President’s Brain Is Missing: “Wait, Alaska is a battleground state?” Edition

Urging the people of Alaska not to vote for (checks notes) James Talarico

Word salad with a side of Diversitay

Plus more of your favorite hits!

There’s nobody in this admin with the guts to tell him that’s not a word

Philosophical musings about (checks notes more frantically) …baby asses? This thing must be broken

I don’t pay taxes because I’m rich

Forgetting the name of the candidate he’s stumping for

Trump shocked to see that the man who flew all the way here with him is present

Ranked choice voting is when a guy behind a table picks the winner

I am hopeful. It’s not a feeling I often have when thinking of politics in the mid 2020s, and I’m sure the feeling is destined to be brief, so I’ll enjoy it while it lasts.

As Trump was making the gaffs and concocting the word salad Smapti brought us (Thank you, Smapti!) some 300 of us lined the highway about 3 miles away. (And thank you for the acrostic suggestions, all !)

It’s a busy road, and thousands of cars went by during the hours I was there. Among all those cars I only counted 28 middle fingers and about the same number of thumbs-down signs. Here in this reddest town of a right-wing red state, the thumbs-up signs we got, the friendly waves and even clapping vastly outnumbered the negative reactions.

Could it be possible? Could people actually be starting to see through this demented, narcissistic con man ?

As a (former) life long Republican, I voted for Hillary in 2016 because I didn’t believe Trump was qualified to be president. Every time he spoke domestic or international policies it was clear he didn’t know what the fuck he was talking about. I won’t pretend that I knew just how corrupt Trump truly was nor could I predict how bad of a president he would turn out to be.

In 2024, I believe most of Trump’s followers understood he was a venal, serial lying rapist. They knew exactly who he was and voted for him anyway. The problem for Trump supporters is they’re getting fucked alongside everyone else.

When was the last time Alaska was a battleground state?

There’s your answer.

No, that’s not what he likes. “Big Daddy” is what he brags about being called.

The felon’s not sure if Guilfoyle had a relationship with his son.

Engaged to his son for four years, yet he had to guess if they dated.

This is not a person with a functioning brain.

But I did enjoy this comment from Guilfoyle:

True allegations, though, are quite another matter.

Crime committed in front of the felon and he mocks the victim.

And WTF cops? All you did was escort the victim from the premises? What about arresting the man who battered her?

Living Barbie doll wannabe’s first act at her job goes surprisingly short.

You’ll note she only fielded questions from conservative outfits.

Evidently Zacharia’s claim to be an attorny is just that, a claim.

The stable genius knows more about China and Russia than the intelligence services do. He’ll tell you so himself.

How would he know about it very fast? Oh, yes. The very intelligence services whose reports he’s denying out of hand would tell him. That’s some genius four-dimensional chess there.

Fake it until you…fake it?

They’re now going to use wartime powers to buy votes in one town in Texas.

You mean the son he described as “a person who I’ve known for a long time”?

It’s not like he gives much thought to any of them. I wonder if he could pick his new daughter-in-law out of a lineup.