OH NO! I FEEL SO UNPROTECTED! WON’T SOMEBODY PLEAAASE THINK OF THE AMERICAS!!!1!!!one!!!eleven!!
The Americas? The Gulf of America? The state of New America? The Ocean of America, both West Side and East Side?
I don’t have a dog in this fight.[1]
And neither does Kristi Noem… because she’d have shot it - HEY-YO!!! ↩︎
The South and North Americas? and the Central?
What’s that about the political entities formerly known as Mexico, Canada, and the USA?
From Thomas Jefferson until Woodrow Wilson the state of the union address was given in writing. So a president never has to make any public statements.
Trump, of course, is incapable of keeping quiet. But it’s a good bet that he’ll just be his own press secretary, but daily press briefings just won’t occur at routine times inside the White House.
And she’s gone.
She lasted half a Scaramucci! We now have the “Zacharia” time period.
BTW, I bet the Mooch is doing a happy dance.
Oh, man, I can’t wait to see - and hear - whoever replaces her.
Any bets on whether the new Press Sec. Will be a blonde woman?
I use a different internet browser at work than I use for personal surfing, so it doesn’t have my personal history. Looking up a tax question on Google today, I typed in “what’s the d….” and before I got any further, Google immediately offered up:
• what’s the difference between a lawyer and an attorney
• what’s the difference between socialism and communism
• what’s the difference between a psychopath and a sociopath
• what’s the difference between alzheimer’s and dementia
• what’s the difference between medicare and medicaid
I think it’s clear what’s on people’s minds nowadays.
I suggest the better bet will be on how long he holds the post open.
Could be a while. It took about 2 months to find this one
Had to confirm that one’s not already a wine bottle size.
FIFA is having second thoughts over their Peace Prize.
I don’t expect he will do anything before the mid-terms. The only reason he got rid of her so fast is that she was taking attention away from him. He thinks the mid-terms are all about him so he can’t afford to have any focus elsewhere in the next few weeks. Rallies, talking to the press, doing interviews, he can do it all! I just hope it isn’t too much stress on him.
They will consider, first of all, how the Peace Prize came about, whether it should have come about, whether it should have been awarded in the way that it was, who made that decision and whether or not it should be taken out or whether it should be reformed," said FIFA’s Vice President Debbie Hewitt, as quoted by the BBC.
I’m pretty sure FIFA already knows the answers to these questions. FIFA, one of the most corrupt organizations in the history of sports, created their Peace Prize to ingratiate themselves with the most corrupt president in the history of the United States.
It is, jokes aside, legitimately impressive that he is so corrupt that even FIFA blushes at the brazenness. There really is nothing he can’t enshittify
The head of lettuce is still edible.
My calculator has a head-of-lettuce to Scaramucci conversion function.
Da haben wir den Salat!
German for: Well, there you go! or Well, there you have it!, but literally There we have the salad! I picture lettuce with vinaigrette dressing, with too much vinegar in the vinaigrette.
IOW, “There we are then!”…?