I’ve been advising Donald J. Trump for the better part of a decade now. Sorry, folks. I really don’t know what the fuck I’m doing.
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It’s actually an improvement.
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We still call people who say that crazy, but we used to too
We have always been at war with Eastasia
Polymarket just raised the odds of him saying the N-word by 41%
“Manufacturing cunt”
100 people surveyed, best states to send your kids to school in, show me Mississippi! [X]
“Republiclee”
My new favorite person
Sen. Husted’s gonna be heartbroken
This man has no idea what Daylight Savings Time is or how to change a clock
And you may say to yourself, this is not my beautiful house!
“They said that to me at a dinner!”
“I love lamp”
It’s not just the Navy. We got the same sort of memo in our email at NIH. Everyone here is just rolling their eyes and still calling it AI amongst our selves, but if there is anything that is going to be seen by the powers that be, we try to us SI just to be safe.
Is that anyting like republicish?
"Ha to the felonieth power.*
You’ve had this power for how long and this is all you’ve done with it. Step into the Fonz’s office for a moment, if you don’t mind. I’ve a few suggestions for you.
SECWARCRIM wants to lower average IQ of the US Senate.
The felon’s DOJ thinks Groundhog Day is the way to go.
Or, in other words, their plan is throw enough ketchup at the wall, some’s about to stick.
Felon melts down over bestie losing a free and fair election.
He’s included this cryptic comment.
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Licker has gone full prepper.
FORTRESS? I couldn’t come up with a good backronym to more accurately describe this insanity. Have a go if you can.
And the skeptic/realist in me can’t help but think this has moret than a little to do with the disaster the felon has turned the global oil supply into.
Not being familiar with the phrase “lean beef trimmings” I looked it up.
I see increasing quantity certainly means decreasing quality: the product is apparently mechanically recovered meat.
Yes, that pink-dyed sludge made of scraps of meat and related tissues and squeezed into sausage shapes. Yes, that disgusting product that was responsible for the spread of Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (leading to the outbreak of Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease or “Mad Cow” disease in humans) in the UK, and - at least according to the US Department of Agriculture (via Wikipedia):
Sounds like a great solution to unaffordable beef: just grind up carcases and sell those. Hegseth must be delighted.
Eating Raoul or Soylent Green? The latter could play into his 90 day prepper requirement for the military.
At least they were safely shielded from the trajectory of Plymouth Rock.
Before or after they run out of MREs?
This is fantastic.
Reminds me of the way Molly Ivins always used to say that Texans believed that Mississippi’s reason for existence was to keep Texas from being 50th in all the rankings.
I’m thinking the stuff they sell as stew meat. Cook it for 3 hours and it’s fine.
Ha34 I love that he added ‘bro’.
A quote of Monty’s quote.
Batteries, eh? Almost seems to envision solar panels and/or windmills. Can you imagine Donnie showing up at an Army base and having to look at windmills?
That’s just what I was thinking.
I wonder what Trump thinks about PV panels on every roof top? I’m sure he hasn’t noticed them or has any idea what they are if he has.
Neither does he!
Oh My Og! There will be batteries, solar, windmills, and (GASP
) MAGNETS on these bases. STEAM, WHERE THE HELL IS THE STEAM??
I just heard someone describe Steven Cheung as Chet from Weird Science after Lisa tranformed him into a pile of shit and I can’t unsee it.
In all seriousness, please re-think your compliance. We’re here because people aren’t willing to risk their jobs. Easy for me to say, I know, but what if everyone refused to comply?
Alabama’s state motto: At least we’re not Mississippi!
And you can’t put windmills on airbases! They attract planes, then they fly into them!
The motto of nearly all southern states is some variation on ‘thank goodness for Mississippi for making us look good by comparison’. I was hearing it decades ago in Arkansas (!?) as well.