Must be something else though; no zombie would bite him, they hunger for brains.
Only the The Return of the Living Dead (1985) zombies. Other ones will eat anything.
I read this as “tweet seat” and bust a gut laughing! 
Lol
I’m guessing the thought was that using the back of the left hand for Donald’s infusions would give the right hand a chance to heal.
But the likelihood is that Donald will now have to hide BOTH hands.
That should make for some interesting videos…
I’m sure there’s plenty of videos and photographs of Trump shaking hands with his left.
Heh. Though I was thinking more of ‘Donald sitting at his desk in the Oval Office’ and having to keep BOTH hands in his lap.
That will look funny.
I wonder if he can do the accordion hands with his palms out at all times.
He had both of them plastered with white makeup for his meetup with Zelenskyy today.
How did that go? Did Zelenskyy suggest a land swap? Say, Ukraine gets to keep Ukraine (including Crimea), and Russia gets Florida?
Sold!
About as you’d expect. Trump babbled incoherently for awhile about how he’s ended the most wars of anyone ever and how awesome Putin is and how everything bad that happens is Biden’s fault, and nothing of substance was achieved.
It looks like the orange white is starting to come off. How’s that for a conspiracy theory?
Except for vegetarian zombies. You know what they hunger for, don’t you?
What about his “jerking off two guys at once” dance?
I looked at that photo and immediately thought of Stuart in Isaac Asimov’s C-Chute. Rip van Simple’s hands look exactly as Asimov described Stuart’s prosthetic hands.
@Smapti I’m starting to think the felon’s approach to stopping wars is the same as the old joke about quitting smoking. “Quitting smoking is easy. I do it every night when I go to sleep.”
Gra-a-a-ains?
That’s right!
Windmills are now a national security threat.
Trump is the right color for a carrot, if somewhat stupider.
So the administration is literally tilting at windmills?
“President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding, including supplying energy, electricity and other things at very low prices.”
And that’s why he’s sending bombs to kill civilians in Kiev. Make sense.
Just like that other Don.
So, all countries should install windmills, as they protect against American radar.
Thanks for the tip, DUI Pete.