Donkey Hodie.
Anything which Rip van Simple or his horde of hacks doesn’t like is now a national security threat. Why? There’s a rather simple (sorry) answer for that. He’s getting away with literally murdering people by declaring them to be national security threats.
Let me remind you Rip van Simple has often called legitimate news outfits and their reporters threats to national security. He is simply announcing he will murder them, too. Is this just rhetoric? Ask the families of those who were blown out of the water.
Honestly I don’t see anything wrong with this professor’s theory.
They are working “etc.”, you felon. Of course they’re not working on the election fraud that didn’t happen.
And this is why I call it the Felon’s News Network.
With this shocking, stunning, and astouding closer.
No, he’s not a victim. And he’s not successful. He’s a felon. He’s a fraud. And you’re an outright moron.
Damn. First I had to apologize to dogs. And now I have to apologize to morons. In the same post, yet.
No surprise here: the felon’s crew violated the constitution.
He’ll kill their friends and family to remind them of his love.
He’s really emulating his loverboy, Kim Jong Un, isn’t he? Kim (aka Fatty the Third) has his goons execute people with their families watching and the families will be punished for showing any grief.
Hah!!
Trump is far too chickenshit to actually order an execution and see it through like Kim would. He’d just mumble his way around it. “A lot of people are saying that Comrade Trotsky was very nasty to Stalin. I heard that he got stabbed in the head like a dog. I called Stalin the other day, he said he knows nothing about it."
Putin has a great business plan here - blow up Ukraine’s generating plants, and then sell them electricity.
Those of us who have had chemotherapy are familiar with something called a “port”, an implanted device that allows medical personnel to dump medications into one’s bloodstream without poking around for veins, bruising, etc. If he’s needing that much IV treatment I sort of wonder why they haven’t installed one yet. It doesn’t take long at all and is definitely concealable under clothing,
But hey, what do I know, right?
It’s Trump. I think he just needs to say, “I don’t wanna!” And then they don’t.
We’re talking about Mr. “Bleach Injection” after all. It was probably already a huge fight to get him to stop licking Ivermectin lollipops.
My WAG is this; installing a port typically requires local anesthesia, but it would also require Trump to sit still and keep his mouth shut for an hour or so and I don’t think he’s constitutionally capable of that, so in his case they’d need general, but that would mean letting JD be in charge for an hour, which Trump would never agree to.
Trump sez; I want to give you $2,000, so send me money right now or else Democrats will steal your $2,000 and give it to Mexicans.
Meanwhile, Trump has been awarded the First Annual Bibi Netenyahu Award For Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.
Really cleaning up in the realm of participation trophies. We’re so lucky to have him.
“It’s, you know – after realizing we’re gonna do the inauguration in that building, it’s got all bulletproof glass, it’s got all drone, they call it drone-free roof. It’s dronessss – won’t touch it. It’s a big beautiful safe building."
I saw a meme the other day congratulating Mr. Potato Head for winning everything. It said to mail all of your unwanted trophies to him at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, etc.
When I was in 9th grade, I signed up for a swimming contest. The event I entered, the breaststroke, only had two contestants and I came in second quite some time after the other guy, who, by the way, did the Australian crawl and should have been disqualified. I earned that medal. If I still had it, I wouldn’t send it to Rip van Simple. He’s earned nothing but disdain.
Rip van Simple has admitted to an actual war crime against Venezuela.
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump said in an interview with WABC radio in New York that the U.S. had “knocked out” a facility tied to Venezuela, a move that would be a major escalation in U.S. military strikes to counter alleged drug-trafficking by the South American country.
The apparent attack follows months of U.S. military pressure, including dozens of strikes on boats in international waters. The White House has claimed that the boats carried drugs, though officials have not provided evidence.
In the short phone interview on Friday, Trump responded to a comment about Venezuela by touting the administration’s attacks on alleged drug boats before referring to a strike on a “big plant or big facility” that he said took place two nights earlier.
“We just knocked out — I don’t know if you read or you saw — they have a big plant or big facility where they send the, you know, where the ships come from,” Trump said in the interview. “Two nights ago we knocked that out. So we hit them very hard.”
Trump did not provide further details during the interview about the apparent attack on the facility; if it took place in Venezuela, it would be the first known land strike in the U.S. counternarcotics efforts against the country. NBC News has not independently confirmed the strike. The White House did not immediately respond to a request for comment about the president’s remarks.
Attorney General Pam Bondi has confirmed that the Department of Justice is investigating “lawfare” under former presidents Barack Obama and Joe Biden that she believes amounts to an “ongoing criminal conspiracy.”
In an interview with conservative outlet Just The News, Bondi said she asked prosecutors to probe what she termed the “ongoing election-meddling conspiracy” that she claimed was used to persecute President Donald Trump and his supporters, while protecting Democrats.
FBI Director Kash Patel has long pushed the theory that the investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election was a “hoax,” and predicted earlier this year that the DOJ would get to the bottom of the Democrats’ “weaponization” of law enforcement, according to the report.
Editor-in-chief John Solomon wrote that charging defendants with “criminal conspiracy” nullifies the statute of limitations because the cases are ongoing, much like with organized crime cases.
“At my direction, our U.S. Attorneys and federal agents are actively investigating instances of government weaponization nationwide,” Bondi said. “This is a ten-year stain on the country committed by high-ranking officials against the American people.”
His lips moved. He lied. And this time about Iraeli hostage releases.
President Donald Trump falsely took credit for all Israeli hostages being released, even though more than 100 were freed during the presidency of Joe Biden .
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“Every hostage, just about, that’s been released was released because of me, Steve Witkoff, Jared Kushner, my whole team, Marco Rubio, Pete Hegseth,” Trump replied. “They were all released because of us. None were released in the Biden administration. None. They were all released because of us.”
President Donald Trump has once again threatened to file a lawsuit against Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell for what he called “gross incompetence.”
Trump announced the potential lawsuit on Monday at a joint press conference with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, following a meeting between them at his Mar-a-Lago estate.
“We’re thinking about bringing a suit against Powell for incompetence,” Trump said.
The president cited the Federal Reserve headquarters renovation project, which he claimed will cost “more than $4 billion.” The White House has previously attacked the project, which has been projected to cost $2.5 billion.
“Gorgeous monuments are built for a much smaller price. So we’re thinking about bringing a gross incompetence, what’s called gross incompetence lawsuit — it’s gross incompetence against Powell. It was his baby. The guy’s just incompetent,” Trump said.
Meanwhile, Trump has been awarded the First Annual Bibi Netenyahu Award For Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.
Having watched the Israeli film Footnote, I can only assume they actually meant to give it to Don Jr.
Guess where Rip van Simple got the funds for the $1,776 “warrior dividend” for the military. (The bolding is mine.) (The link may require free registration.)
The Department of Defense distributed a one-time $1,776 payment to roughly 1.45 million U.S. servicemembers this holiday season, a measure dubbed the “Warrior Dividend.” President Donald J. Trump announced the payment in a televised address. It was intended as a symbolic tribute to the year of America’s founding, 1776, and to recognize the service of military personnel.
The Warrior Dividend applied primarily to active duty servicemembers in pay grades O-6 and below and eligible Reserve Component members who have been on active duty orders of at least 31 days as of November 30, 2025.
** Although President Trump suggested during his speech that the Warrior Dividend would be funded by increased tariff revenues, administration officials later clarified that the funding is coming from existing Pentagon appropriations.**
And just how much of the military housing funds did he hijack? Grab your seat cushions! (The bolding is mine.)
A senior Department of Defense official told Federal News Network that approximately $2.6 of the $2.9 billion military housing supplement will be used as a “one-time payment to servicemembers during this holiday season” and the funds are being treated as a housing allowance supplement in the Defense Department’s pay and benefits system.
Meanwhile, Trump has been awarded the First Annual Bibi Netenyahu Award For Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.
The Israel Prize is not a bullshit award - it’s the highest civilian honor the country grants, and has been given to many worthy recipient over the decades. What’s bullshit is awarding it to Trump, first because it’s a blatantly political decision, and second because Trump is neither an Israeli citizen nor a long-term resident, and is thus not fucking eligible.
I wonder if anyone will have the guts to petition against this, and whether the High Court of Justice will hear them. The Court is no fan of Netanyahu, to put it mildly, and it can throw a major monkey wrench in his plans if it really wants to. It certainly has grounds to revoke the award.
It may not have been bullshit before, but it’s bullshit now.
Trump destroys everything he touches.
The Israel Prize is not a bullshit award - it’s the highest civilian honor the country grants, and has been given to many worthy recipient over the decades.
In that case, allow me to register my disgust that such a prestigious award has been so egregiously debased by awarding it to someone so wholly undeserving.
If I were a past recipient I’d seriously consider surrendering my award in protest.