The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

Donkey Hodie.

Anything which Rip van Simple or his horde of hacks doesn’t like is now a national security threat. Why? There’s a rather simple (sorry) answer for that. He’s getting away with literally murdering people by declaring them to be national security threats.

Let me remind you Rip van Simple has often called legitimate news outfits and their reporters threats to national security. He is simply announcing he will murder them, too. Is this just rhetoric? Ask the families of those who were blown out of the water.

Honestly I don’t see anything wrong with this professor’s theory.

My apologies to dogs for this. “You throw a rock in a pack of dogs, the one that barks is the one you hit.”

They are working “etc.”, you felon. Of course they’re not working on the election fraud that didn’t happen.

And this is why I call it the Felon’s News Network.

With this shocking, stunning, and astouding closer.

No, he’s not a victim. And he’s not successful. He’s a felon. He’s a fraud. And you’re an outright moron.

Damn. First I had to apologize to dogs. And now I have to apologize to morons. In the same post, yet.

No surprise here: the felon’s crew violated the constitution.

He’ll kill their friends and family to remind them of his love.

He’s really emulating his loverboy, Kim Jong Un, isn’t he? Kim (aka Fatty the Third) has his goons execute people with their families watching and the families will be punished for showing any grief.

Hah!!

Trump is far too chickenshit to actually order an execution and see it through like Kim would. He’d just mumble his way around it. “A lot of people are saying that Comrade Trotsky was very nasty to Stalin. I heard that he got stabbed in the head like a dog. I called Stalin the other day, he said he knows nothing about it."

Putin has a great business plan here - blow up Ukraine’s generating plants, and then sell them electricity.

Those of us who have had chemotherapy are familiar with something called a “port”, an implanted device that allows medical personnel to dump medications into one’s bloodstream without poking around for veins, bruising, etc. If he’s needing that much IV treatment I sort of wonder why they haven’t installed one yet. It doesn’t take long at all and is definitely concealable under clothing,

But hey, what do I know, right?

It’s Trump. I think he just needs to say, “I don’t wanna!” And then they don’t.

We’re talking about Mr. “Bleach Injection” after all. It was probably already a huge fight to get him to stop licking Ivermectin lollipops.

My WAG is this; installing a port typically requires local anesthesia, but it would also require Trump to sit still and keep his mouth shut for an hour or so and I don’t think he’s constitutionally capable of that, so in his case they’d need general, but that would mean letting JD be in charge for an hour, which Trump would never agree to.

Trump sez; I want to give you $2,000, so send me money right now or else Democrats will steal your $2,000 and give it to Mexicans.

Meanwhile, Trump has been awarded the First Annual Bibi Netenyahu Award For Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.

Really cleaning up in the realm of participation trophies. We’re so lucky to have him.

“It’s, you know – after realizing we’re gonna do the inauguration in that building, it’s got all bulletproof glass, it’s got all drone, they call it drone-free roof. It’s dronessss – won’t touch it. It’s a big beautiful safe building."

I saw a meme the other day congratulating Mr. Potato Head for winning everything. It said to mail all of your unwanted trophies to him at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, etc.

When I was in 9th grade, I signed up for a swimming contest. The event I entered, the breaststroke, only had two contestants and I came in second quite some time after the other guy, who, by the way, did the Australian crawl and should have been disqualified. I earned that medal. If I still had it, I wouldn’t send it to Rip van Simple. He’s earned nothing but disdain.

Rip van Simple has admitted to an actual war crime against Venezuela.

Squirrel!

His lips moved. He lied. And this time about Iraeli hostage releases.

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Okay, this one cracks me up. Rip van Simple is suing over someone else renovating a government building.

Having watched the Israeli film Footnote, I can only assume they actually meant to give it to Don Jr.

Guess where Rip van Simple got the funds for the $1,776 “warrior dividend” for the military. (The bolding is mine.) (The link may require free registration.)

And just how much of the military housing funds did he hijack? Grab your seat cushions! (The bolding is mine.)

The Israel Prize is not a bullshit award - it’s the highest civilian honor the country grants, and has been given to many worthy recipient over the decades. What’s bullshit is awarding it to Trump, first because it’s a blatantly political decision, and second because Trump is neither an Israeli citizen nor a long-term resident, and is thus not fucking eligible.

I wonder if anyone will have the guts to petition against this, and whether the High Court of Justice will hear them. The Court is no fan of Netanyahu, to put it mildly, and it can throw a major monkey wrench in his plans if it really wants to. It certainly has grounds to revoke the award.

It may not have been bullshit before, but it’s bullshit now.

Trump destroys everything he touches.

In that case, allow me to register my disgust that such a prestigious award has been so egregiously debased by awarding it to someone so wholly undeserving.

If I were a past recipient I’d seriously consider surrendering my award in protest.